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The East German judge gave him a 9.4 for landing/save…
No, idiot! You have to take off her clothes first and do this horizontally.
Everybody wants to do the horizontal bop
Engineering FAIL.
The Russian failed to compensate for energy transference to the compressible chest buffers on the associate.
Her mass was less, so less inertia, compression pushed off his chest thus,
Newton’s Third Law of Physics
and Conservation of Momentum
I couldn’t have said it better.
You forgot to mention the ass weight.
Oh, God! how barbaric.
Eating out a bowl with you face is so pedestrian.
So ours isn’t the only one.
These are my absolute favorite. Nothing like taking a $1500 instrument and wrecking it out of absolute stupidity.
They are not wrecking those — they are adjusting the intonation set up, rough setting.
More money than brains..
“IMPRESSED!”
Strap buttons are cheap, but guitars ain’t.
https://www.sweetwater.com/store/detail/0990819006–fender-strap-blocks-strap-locking-system-set-of-4-black
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Only for pussies…
WTF, knit, this is f.f.
Not her fault; the band was so loud she couldn’t echo-locate where she was going…
and for the lazy f.f.er, (right-click/new tab).
http://www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/12pdf/12-398_1b7d.pdf
Sorry, you don’t qualify for the 2021 Marines. You’re too manly. Chop off your balls and we’ll reconsider.
Nah, he is a shoo-in for the Exotic Dances Division, Tinikling Squadron.
You have to be able to do it in high heels these days.
Not one of ours.
Camies put him in … Asia?
Nevertheless, our people can do better with ball gags and dildos.
Meanwhile Gen. “woke” Milley takes time to relax.
Get out of his territory or next he will start tossing the water balloons!
Encounter with BLM in the wild.
WTF, Gen. “woke” was relaxing.
Now these “guys” are just what the Marines are looking for.
Naah, they’re Army Strong.
I thought Allen Ludden had passed on ages ago
The exhaust can kill you.
It’s called jet blast…
2022 side air bags…
2022 side flab bags.
FIFY
I put saddle bags on my scooter and it don’t look nut’n like that.
Good doggie.
The whiskers say he enjoyed the affection, The rest of the face says he didn’t so much enjoy the
dogpilepuppypile..
That’s a cat for you. If they do something wrong, pick them up an give them hugs when they don’t want it.
They find it very insulting.
If you’re fat and ugly and can’t attract a mate, you might be a blue neck.
Typical.
Wait, there’s two of them.
Stereotypical.
For when you shit yourself the next morning seeing who you woke up with.
That is how babies are made.
Looks like he’s making the same mistake again…
Oh shit, I only have 40 bucks! (priorities)
Squirrel BOOYA!
People BOOYA!
One must adhere to f.f. standards…
NUTSACKED! on the pool edge.
Sorry – I wouldn’t even accept Einstein’s math setting this up correctly.
This is who the vaccine is designed to save. Now tell me it’s not pure evil.
I’ll allow it.
2hrs. later…
4hrs. later…
The kids bought their filthy rich grandpa a switchblade for his birthday, but unfortunately he opened it the wrong way.
The recoil nearly toppled him sideways.
I thought Tom Thumb passed away ages ago…
“Now that’s a knife. “
Now that’s a knife.
Sorry, MrLiberty;
I didn’t refresh….
Now if Johnny is jogging down the middle of the street and some joker opens his door right in front of him, he’ll be okay. . . at least until the truck runs him over.
Only if the window is open.
I guess if anything’s alive and dead at the same time it’s this thing.
And AverageJoe can be optimistic and pessimistic at the same time.
Yep.
I see the Finocchio is still here down voting everything.
Some people don’t like YourAverageJoe because he’s…
well…
average.
Hey Bob,
This doesn’t get old.
Now I wanna do it.
Michael Jackson started off white, too?
He’s got the obligatory NUTSACK grab down.
TTFN.
The beauty of cats is they will show how utterly stupid their respective owners are.
Ooops.
Fail.
May as well get a few pushes out.
I knew something was up when he took his glasses off.
Hey nkit where are the bouncing tits??? I look forward all week for them.
CCRider DENIED.
Me too…
speaking as a female….that’s gotta hurt
So your not speaking from experience?
Here you go CCRider.
Have a beer and shut up.
Blow me.
I’m going to make this up to you, CC. However,I thought that Mix admirably filled in for me shortly thereafter.. The kid can hit…
Mayor of Houston hoping to get lucky.
If a Canadian had to die this week, why couldn’t it be Trudeau?
Fair enough.
I’ll allow it.
Trudeau died decades ago. Ohhh .. you mean castro.
How the nefarious lantern bus snags it’s unsuspecting prey.
Oh, I meant to tell you about Typhoon Chanthu.
It’s windy outside honey, hang onto to the door so that it doesn’t slam against the house.
Biden third, Fauci fourth, Walensky fifth, Trudeau sixth, Johnson seventh . . .
Screw that! Those punk thugs out of Australia are numero uno in my book!
ValGal is satan walking the earth
The problem with most normies is they think in serial fashion.
These boys above are thing in big terms.
Billions.
These shitstains, THEIR ENTIRE FAMILY LINES, and all their enablers should be snuffed en mass.
No need for first, second, etc.
Any enforcement collaborator (police, military etc) should be first. If there is no one to enforce their fantasies, that is all they are, fantasies.
Good meme, but just in case people don’t know, these are the Capos for the international banksters, they are not running shit themselves. They were made men. Not that they aren’t guilty themselves, it just doesn’t end with them.
it just doesn’t end with them.
I was talking about starting with them.
Percussion concussion
Drum Mallet FACED!
I’d run as fast as I could.
Guess they shouldn’t have hired Mossad Elevator Repair.
gee…maybe a plane hit it
That small of a building only needed a Cessna
Yes, the immediate future looks a bit bleak but on the off chance we get through it we’ll slowly starve to death.
Glad I packed on an extra 20 during convid.
The trailer park’s over there>>>
Recalculating! Veer left at the time-space continuum interface.
And you thought shuffleboard and curling were dumb games…
Wow!
That tire idea to stop it without breaking it worked great!
Didn’t plan for after that, huh?
Well, I wouldn’t have said this a year ago, but now, ‘Where’s a train when you need one?’
Hollywood is so out of ideas for sequels, they are going back a century and rebooting the keystone cops.
Always been on my mind.
But you have a group of targets thoroughly attentive to one task.
(Oblivious to any other threat.)
When the paradigm shift happens, you won’t need the train.
I find sociologists make lousy orange cones; they’re much too annoying.
Apprentice industrial spy working his way up to the pro level where he can infiltrate ice cream cone factories without being detected.
They make perfect speedbumps though.
You ever run over one of the regular cones?
They just go BALUMP!
That cone will scream.
Every time you back up over it.
I worked part time for the Grounds Maintenance Dept when I was in college and a lot of my co-workers had Sociology or Psychology degrees and were looking for work.
I thought my last box of Velveeta had a really off taste…
Non-Newtonian gender-fluids
Dude.
Probably a Diversity Hire.
Doesn’t even have lederhosen.
A beer garden girl would never do that.
Duck Birkenstocks?
I’ve heard of Disco Duck, but Hippie duck?
Goosenstocks.