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Safety glass FACED!
He didn’t get the memo – the revolving door policy has been cancelled at long last.
Laser-guided nipple sucker.
I prefer manual override.
Udderly amazing tech there.
My grandfather saved a couple hundred grand and did it himself …
That machine sucks.
Huh. I never knew Lincoln was such a shitty frisbee player. So much for the history books.
His best moves were treason and mass murder.
Yeah, he’s got a bit of a stiff throwing arm…
Haha look at that ridiculous 19th century flipphone Abe is holding there.
Tranquility pool rock FACED!
Thanks nkit.
It’s another fantastically fabulous faced Friday fail.
But in bed?
Then she’d be dick-FACED!!
Ba-dum bum!
Like humans with masks.
What if I told you you could just say “Fuck it” and walk away?
Well trained.
He offered, it munched.
She’s been doing that for two weeks…
GAG! Where’s the vomitarium?
No, you didn’t, Mix.. You dirty dog…This will go in your personnel file..
You desecrating mofo..
Follow the facts.
Quick!
Cut it open, hide in its guts, and save yourself from freezing!
Han Solo will find you in the morning.
If only she hadn’t done her Ella Fitzgerald imitation at the same moment…
And Chairman Xi wins the overlake log challenge.
It’s not his skill, it’s the magic flip-flops he bought at the wet market
Zucker bros., “worse than Detroit” comes to mind.
(Kentucky Fried Chicken)
Killer whale tail FACED!
Quit upstaging me
Is this a killer whale victory lap?
Been there, did that.
First-rate, nice background mat.
Where’s ILucvCO2 when you need him??
Karma
Light pole FACED!
Even though Lester had forgotten his smartphone that day, he instinctively knew to walk without looking where he was going.
Arrogance is close to ignorance.
And both make you a better person for…
Friday Fail.
And more Karma
C’mon, breakfast, come a bit closer.
“C’mon! Don’t be shy! Throw it.”
And catch…
2 yrs. later…
c’mon and get your vaccine!!!!
Dindu elbow FACED!
Slo-mo style.
armpit faced
wtf?
Helen was so bad at heckling, the guy on stage threw eggs at her
That’s some funky spunk.
fake antiweed news…not the same chicken
Coincidence?
Love me some drunk cute chicks.
Easy as STD.
I repeat myself………..Serenity-FACED.
this country used to be bad ass…she isn’t even wearing osha required steel toe shoes for safety
Safety gear? when she died she was the grandmother of 158 grandchildren.
Betty Page turning on the lumberjacks
Jeri Smith, winner of the lady loggers contest at the 1953
“George, I told you they didn’t balance these new tires!”
Blown pitman arm.
That is a pretty horse.
Love me some off-road stage rally.
In zoology our first animal behavior experiment was training a snail. I was surprised.
Beautiful warning colors.
It’s Moondoggie!
Back when America knew how to get things done, like copulating aircraft
Barricade-FACED!!
Yum.
Big enough for cross bracing.
Rodeo prep.
Start them young!
Natalie Wood 1963
“Are you gonna shower aboard the yacht, Natalie?”
“No, I think I’ll wash up on shore.”
Joey daydreaming about his granddaughter.
About your granddaughter.
And everybody else’s.
FIFY
That is fake — he isn’t greenscreened into a fake background like last week’s big vax speech.
Fuck Joe Biden
Negan from the Walking Dead has a nice baseball bat wrapped in barbed wire that would be perfect for that!
Good for her but too bad for the species.
denied.
panic will get you killed…and being stupid
Why you should never be the passenger if a chick is driving.
Mayor Lightfoot when she was younger and not quite so hideous.
Racist.
I’ll allow it.
Haha that’s funny!
denied.
Gremlin.
I remember they had Levi’s blue Jean denim interiors on some.
Ever smoked a booger ? No but I have smoked a few roaches .
Thanks, but no thanks. I prefer shaved bearded clam.
Oh shit, her pimp found me.
Beat him silly and snake his ride.
Irish posted this spectacular Fail yesterday…sound up.
Diesel strikes back!
Raquel Welch, every 60’s boys fantasy.
Window washers nightmare.
“Uh… that’s great, hon! But that’s not what I meant when I told you to show me your red snapper…”
Yellow fin in her tuna