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Winner of the 2021 African Technological Breakthrough Award.
Racist.
I’ll allow it.
Mr. Trebuchet has worked here forever.
3 point girlie throw.
Alex who is Rick Barry?
Who says the new Afghan refugees have no skills?
She was a wizz with the specimen bottle. For encore you should see what she does with a bedpan
Flat Earth is not a conspiracy, it is truth. Reptilians on the other hand…
So 2 downvoters believe in reptilians, how sad.
Top recruit of the Afghan National Army. How did they lose?
Diversity son, diversity.
It’s our greatest strength.
If diversity is our strength, then how can we all be equal? If we are all equal, how can diversity be our strength? ( Libtards have a real hard time with this one)
You weren’t supposed to drill with that thing actually loaded, dude
And if you ever feel happy, remember much of those trillions reside in the pockets of the gang in DC.
The trillions only have value because the masses accept that they do.
When the trust evaporates, those trillions will be toilet paper again.
There are billions of people holding that paper that want to believe it has value.
… and then to bring over 150,000 of them to the US … and, with chain migration, likely to be more than 1,000,000 …
mural FACED!
Fat, drunk and stupid
Is fun to watch.
burger jizz shot.
Nice f.f. nkit, but the world has bigger problems…
These pictures just leave me with more questions.
The pictures leave me a bit envious
Same dude in each photo.
Trouser python?
Same woman, too? Can’t tell, I’m an Aspie, I don’t do faces.
You are correct, AnalogMan.
Same couple each pic.
When you are nose to nose, your toes are in it and when you are toes to toes, your nose is in it.
damn. dude needs a ladder.
Not laying down and he can stand for doggie style.
And how much money does Juan have?
That was my 1st ask!
Good doggie.
Reginald Denny should take a lesson from this dog. But then again, he wouldn’t have a breakfast plate named after him…..The Reginald Denny Grand Slam plater, comes with extra bricks…no charge.
Moderna denies this was related to the vaccine she took yesterday.
The approximante age of this clam is 15 give or take a year
I could do that when I was 15, too.
Tired of this damn neighborhood!
Yes, grandpa, you stormed the beaches on D-day, but I crossed the street in New Delhi.
So what, Bob.
They’re pussies.
They all have masks on.
In Vietnam the guide said just start walking across the street and the bikers will adjust for your gait. Just don’t stop as it throws them off.
NYC…
Just about as respectable as the Melbourne cops.
CBS Chicago shouldn’t have aired that clip.
YOINK!
Gullible.
Seeing that mask, I was kind of hoping that pipe would connect with his noggin.
You and me both, Bob.
DENIED.
Dogs are just loving machines. They don’t discriminate.
I can spare a few minutes right now.
He deserves more than a few minutes, Bob.
I could probably keep him alive for 405 hours, give or take.
Depends on initial health.
It’s not like we don’t know where the whole damn bunch of them is every January …
DOUCHED!
I like slipping the pretty, tiny women down my pants.
But why?
It’s like sex with the GEICO gecko.
Wrong beach Poindexter.
Idiot. This is why they make fork lifts.
ALWAYS use a labor assist when lifting heavy objects.
Meanwhile panning right >>>
Lift with your legs, not with your back.
Still more Hondurans head to the border.
That’s just the Screamers.
Was waiting for either Bugs Bunny or Tasmanian Devil to breach…
Future democratic mode of travel.
I saw this in Children of the Corn, too.
Call Michael Gross!
Stampede, Earl!
YES!
Water jet FACED!
Good clean fun for the tykes
Damn it knit, I was drinking a Russian as I watched this, now I got milk in my nose.
Moo…
That’s no surprise; he’s black.
Racist.
I’ll allow it.
The NBA are running to their lawyers.
Succinct.
She fights for testicles because “she” has testicles, or at least did at one point.
What, you again?
Oh Anal og-Man, you are so clueless.
Oh Cranial Void, at least I’m not delusional.
That’s very clever of you. Sorry to disappoint you, but you’re a long way from being original. Never mind, I understand, you have an anal fetish. I can well remember, when I was a horny teenager, the word “sex” also used to leap out at me from a printed page.
It must be hard, living in a world where the best-looking women are all men. Unless, of course, you really prefer men. That anal fetish, again.
I find he’s very docile as long as I feed him one Mexican a week.
Barack loves his non-infant human pets.
That’s just sick
This is what demonic possession looks like.
Nice to see she got her wish.
By the look on his face, I’d say the wish was for an aneurysm.
^^10+^^
Does that mosquieto have to masterbate first to get it hard enough for penetration?
Needs a fluffer.
mRNA blood clotting.
He somehow didn’t question who made the coffee till he felt the knife in his back.
It’s always that way…
Fence FACED!
Reality
Fantasy
I like how he pointed her at a wall for lesson one.
This happens a lot. Motorcycles are no joke, especially pointed at walls.
Hookah FACED!
Hookhafuct
Friends are overrated.
Now just train him to fetch pretty gals and he’s the perfect dog.
Take him to the park without a leash, Bob.
Jogger and stroller bunnies would be all over him.
That dog is a chick magnet that will go get the chicks.
Alex, 2 Stroh’s……………………………………….
Alex, you better be drinking your water.
The day Trevor discovered women and men have different senses of humour.
Bullshit, Bob.
He has the sense of humor women crave.
This was discussed on a previous FF.
Launch-a-hoe, $39.95.
HahahahHaaha!
Darn cat, or no shown earlier in depth costly study showed that they are different
Damn rat ate an exterminator last week.
President Biden insisted there was no reason to believe the Afghan National Army, trained by American experts, would succumb to the Taliban.
Not Afghan Army.
Milley’s Woke Army.
of 1
this is our new special ops forces milley is training to replace the one who quit for not getting a jab
USWOKE, the few, the proud, the LGBTQ.
I think I have seen that in every training exercise that involved trees, privates, and fighting holes.
Looks like one of your new, diverse, women soldiers.
Like this one:
Don’t know what went wrong there – that’s an animated gif… Just right-click and open in new tab.
So what? I can do this vertically. . . or I could a decade or two ago.
He climbed up there 45 mins ago and doesn’t know how to get back down without falling…
Get the f*ck away from that pole…
and a f.f.
This should be an olympic sport. Better than synchronized swimming or the hammer throw.
Waiting for that horse to kick that guy into next week.
DENIED.
… but he made him dance, too.
Rodeos in Kuala Lumpur are just weird
Join together with the band.
Now bake some cookies grandma.
Oregon snatches defeat from the jaws of victory.
And to a Husky, no less.
Well, that took its toll.
Repeat fail.
But it never get old.
Toll arm FACED!
I did that on purpose — now I can get my car out of here free.
How many weeks in a row is that asshole going to hit that toll bar?
10-15 tops…l
These dogs watching videos amaze me. My dog is not stupid, but he totally ignores videos, and screens in general, except one time I saw him staring at my daughter’s screen – a big one, featuring a beach scene screen saver. The beach is his special place. He responds to dog sounds on my computer, but has no interest in the screen.
That was cool seeing 2 fire rings.