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If only to scoop fujigm:
Tape faced!
Bob;
Saran Wrap FACED!
Yes?
That looked like adhesive tape
General Milley decrees that the new woke armed forces of the USA will fight primarily with pillows supplied by Lockheed Martin and General Dynamics at the cost of $17 million per unit.
That caused a spontaneous coffee eruption from my nose !!!…
Bunch of pillow munchers…
Ornately inscribed with “21st century Patriot battery.”
I’m Mike Lindell, the CEO of My Pillow and do I have a deal for you!
Anyone here remember the Wimpodites?
Canada swaps out lame beaver for lazy-assed dog as its national symbol.
Sadly, it’s about the ONLY thing that could possibly unite Canada against the draconian coronahoax measures today.
President Xi arrests panda bear for making fun of him.
The Pooh is worried.
Another Darwin award …
Was gonna reply “OUCH!”
But you’re reply is 1000x better.
🙂
Look! An impossibly levitating tree!
Let me stick body parts in the danger zone!
Next time use something you don’t use, like your willy.
Married, Eh?
Shows the lengths a goat will go to to escape the amorous clutches of Doctor de Vaca.
Bradley Manning?
From Hunter Biden’s laptop?
The one that recently was FINALLY pretty much admitted to being his?
Dr Tony, the Musical ?
Fauxi pulling early mask “science” out of Deborah Birx’s ass.
Now that is the science I can follow!
Or a goat-fucking sand nigger.
goat owned by Muslim that states he’s not going take it anymore
Should just take the bus.
Car, dude…
. . . get a car.
‘Looks alcohol-related.
Joey Biden……the early days.
Red Lobster is closed tonight after all the chefs were mysteriously stabbed to death. The suspect is described as clawed, dangerous, and delicious.
Looking for crab gifs, I found this lobster porn…
Lobster started out as a prison food. Then, when it was merged with melted butter, the public said ‘screw you cell block H’.
First murder hornets now this, when will this madness stop.
This crab just ordered a plate of human legs.
Not a fujigm faced, but this gif?…
I’ll allow it.
Skateboard toe FACED!
And everybody saw it coming but him.
Poor boy — another victim of the vicious SKATEBOARDERS FROM HELL!
[youtube
She looks bored
Foot-FACED!!
That dog was tripping.
I swear you can see the dog planning this when his tail starts wagging. Anything to get a sandal to chew on I guess…
Dog Faced (without pony soldier)
something every dog owner has experienced at least once
If I might translate: Help me down!
What? He’s not a slave working for the “pleasure” of staying alive due to the social credit scoring system?
Quick but not quick enough in my book….
. . . once it’s past 12:00 on a Friday, the bottle is OPEN an the glass filled so I can “get nice….”
What’s with this 12:00 nonsense?
Chick rules?
Patron Anejo.
It’s not just for breakfast anymore.
Huh, only Fridays?
Nope.
Only days ending in ‘y’.
Can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning.
Epiphany alert!
That’s what after 12:00 means!
You start drinking at 12:01 AM.
Even if you’ve been drinking the whole previous night, 12:01 is the start of a new day, so you’ve just started drinking for that day.
Of all the things to be best at in the world, James got stuck with trash tossing. As we can tell by his car, it doesn’t pay well, and the girls aren’t exactly lining up.
Poor James…
This guy got dressed this morning, looked in the mirror and said “Yeah. That’s it.”
wtf?
He owns purple pants.
Yes, however, the printing on the cap coordinates well with them, don’t you think?
What? Reverse dumpster diving is a thing amongst the rich now?
Trying to stay out of security camera range.
Of all the things to be best at in the world . . . oh, never mind.
Gotta admit there’s a talent to “doing windows;” something a long ago commercial told me domestic help just doesn’t do.
(Bet this is from the UK where every fortnight the window washers would turn up and do all the outside windows for a couple of quid.)
How many furlongs per fortnight ???
Wax on.
Wax off.
Keeping fit and making 40/hr in cold, hard cash. Recently a little old lady gave me $200 for one hours worth of time. I let her know what she had done and she just said “I know, I wanted to”.
Well, Jason, you didn’t manage to lose any weight, but look on the bright side; you’re now a laughingstock.
If anyone ever tries to assault him while hanging him slightly upside by the ankles boy are they going to be sorry — he has been training all his life for that moment!
Some day we’ll recapture our old wisdom. We merely need to get through worldwide depression, intranational revolutions, and horrific international wars. So buck up. We all have a slight chance to make it!
Think of all the chickens spared from the soup pot, at least.
No, Bob.
We need pits.
Massive pits.
Like strip mine pits.
And fill them with bodies.
Of state workers
politicians
doctors
lawyers
C-suite denizens
financial people
social media people
tech whores
advertisers
media personalities
attention whores
MSM producers.
I think that about covers it.
You left out traitorous law enforcement personnel. FIFY
Case in point:
Pharma? And yes I am a retired Pharma Rep. Did things right. Last gig was with Pfizer and quit them after 7 months making big $, just hated them and culture of big Pharma.
Network news anchors
The bubble-headed bleach blonde
Comes on at nine
She can tell you ’bout the plane crash
With a gleam in her eye.
435+100+9+2=546
WOW, that must give you wings.
Nobody is using the Grand Canyon right now… just say’n.
‘activist doctors’
Now that is how you win hearts and minds!
The old wisdom comes from times like are about to happen, when people had to start from the beginning and work through things, because everything had fallen apart.
That looks dangerous; he’s not wearing a mask!
Found Waldo
At the annual Coccyx Clinician’s picnic…
I must be getting old…
. . . my boss on the night-shift at A&P in a certain NJ town let me hav as meny milk crates as I wanted provided I could climb the height of how many I needed to take home that day.
My record was 10 high, and I have at least 10 of those crates to this day that I store all my all my 12inch singles from my pro Club DJ days in and around NYC.
Gotta admit, I still sometimes ask a blessing for that boss at night.
🙂
Hell, I’ve got dozens from framing construction days.
But I never climbed on more than one.
(OSHA certified milk crate.)
They were the perfect size for gun nail boxes.
The boxes would get soaked in the rain (we framed in the rain, sun, or snow)
but the milk crate would hold things together.
Best part is they were free on every street corner.
The beggars stole them from the supermarket for chairs, and would leave them there when they took a break.
Pull up to a stop sign, grab the milk crate, toss it in the pickup bed, and head off.
Stealing from the homeless, shame on you.
Stealing stolen property from the homeless.
FIFY.
BTW, nobody is homeless.
They are just unconventionally housed.
Use of the term signifies your classism and homed privilege.
I am a person of white privilege, as well.
I love my white privilege.
“The best way to help the needy is to not make them comfortable with their poverty”.
–Benjamin Franklin
Did milk receiving at 5 AM 4 mornings per week at a certain Midwestern grocery chain for several years after High School in the 70s. When I had no idea what I wanted to be “when I grew up.” Made decent money for the times but that alarm at 4:15 was too rude.
I decided to go to college and did that. At least it was an engineering degree so it wasn’t a waste. I made a decent living and felt like I contributed to society.
I don’t have any milk crates (they were metal back then) but it did give me a pretty decent muscularity and I’m thankful for that.
Oh, please let him be the target.
I’ll have to talk canuck on your comment Bob.
Someone else can fill you in.
I was thinking “Why not?”
The gun thing is so 1960’s grassy knoll.
This is the 21 century.
I’m thinking drones are the way to go…
Forget hiding in a building a block away.
Bob, you could be sipping umbrella drinks in Vanuatu and push the button on your laptop.
Idiots, it’s the body count of bidens predator drone strike after his fu withdraw.
Yeah, we got that.
Just didn’t see any point in belaboring it.
Droning the Bidens or Obamas or any of the rest was more entertaining.
What did he eat?
Sand snake.
Little brother admirably fulfilling his main mission of pissing off his big brother.
And Cain slew Abel…
Really, nkit, I would’ve thought eating pussy would be out of bounds even on Friday Fail.
Censorship seems to be opening up.
Practice makes perfect when it comes to females doing the seducing.
🙂
Motorboatin
Well that sucks………the zipper is broke.
He’s where he belongs.
Trash monkeys agree.
meanwhile at Lightfoot’s weekend party.
Houston City Government
Garbage bin slide FACED!
This guy takes out the trash…
. . . himself.
(Ladies, this kinda guy – and there’s a lot of ‘m should be avoided.)
The new koala ‘family pack’ … coming soon to a store near you …
I read a recent report that said there’s only 30K Koala’s left in the wild in Australia and they could very well go extinct in the near future.
And speed limit FACED!
Karma — kinda like what all those nasty spewing vaxers are getting about now
Dramatic re-enactment of the Pfizer vaccine vanquishing a Corona virus.
You know the saying, ‘It never gets old?’ Well, this does but it takes about 30 seconds.
Some entry points in to the US are more paralysis than others
1:16 for me…
I must be slow.
Or sadistic.
Typical drive on I95
No stops when you have a trunk load of cocaine on the mon run from central Florida to NYC…
I 30 through Dallas.
My son eats like this.
Just wondering what would happen if we tossed in Fauci. Poor whale would probably puke him out.
Killer whales have standards, too … they don’t eat shit …
Great White Shark
Great white shark, not whale.
You can’t call them that anymore, it’s an Average Caucasian Fish.
Well wadaya know….
I believe they’re called Great Oppressor Sharks nowadays…
The sport, Kill Whitey, is catching on among urban black youth.
Catching on?
They practically invented it…
One gif deserves another.
Not ready to compete with black belts.
Can’t help but thinking somehow that evolution is at work here…
. . . but it’s difficult to determine exactly how (and which way).
I enjoyed his next stunt.
That’s some kind of FACED! aftermath….
Archeology discovers the wonders of affirmative action.
I am reminded of the “Three Dimples” scene in the movie “Django.”
We no knee no stinkin brush.
Diversity hire anthropologist…
Hey, he stole my best move!
Does it count?
Can I allow it?
Fuck-PACED!!!….oh…oh……I mean Puck-FACED!!
I’ll allow it!
He only was able to do that because the tank was empty.
Real men…
Ideas from a dumb farmer from Greenfield and McGraw in Dearborn, Mi.
Yeah, but owners used to light it on fire, breathe in the fumes, and drive at 4 mph.
Only in Cheech & Chong movies …
You must have seen me drive.
With the windshield wipers on and the radio on full blast
Great book -“The Emperor Wears No Clothes” by Jack Herrer. Everything you ever 2anted to know about how Hemp became illegal.
Is he punishing the wall or the bat he struck out with?
He’s tired of being forced to use the hand sanitizer.
MLB/BLM
Impulse control. Some races just don’t seem to have any
Now turn to me and let’s see what else I can put between your legs.
You’ll get as much as the dorky ball boy in the gif.
I saw this before, her trick was popping out six ping-pong balls.
That was in the Philippens, man. Every bar had its own ball shooters.
Beheading is a 5-minute major!
Must have stepped in the litter box.
Stanky foot faced!
Brad, I hate to tell you, but your girlfriend is a pig.
Brad doesn’t look to happy about it.
But he’s still trying to make the pig happy.
Same old story…
His idea of mak’n bacon is different than mine.
Bob, I hate to tell you, but your girlfriend is a prima donna dog.
Sorry,……..but a waste of ammo.
I like the term Pure Blood. It is bound to trigger the woke.
Yep, they’ll rage-stroke out before they reach you with the poison jab. Pure Blood it is
I prefer having a non GMO body.
Excuse me, ma’am, I hope you don’t think me impertinent, but how much do you cost?
Whatever the cost is, wait about 2 minutes and it should drop
You may get lucky, but she will piss your bed.
You say that like it’s a bad thing….
Mattresses ain’t cheap
Wait for it………..(the burp)
Fat muzzies….
Havn’t figured out the lever but designing airplanes at Boeing.
If you fall off a bike with training wheels at age 19, you might be a blue neck.
Sidewalk FACED!
Sidewalk slurper
Ethanol is for pussies. Real (blind) men drink methanol.
And what’s more, he is actually drinking the bottled water, not the vodka. Halitosis, you know…
You don’t even have to drink methyl alcohol.
It will absorb right through you skin.
Fun with methylated chemicals …
I am really disappointed……….I wanted to see a fire-FACED!!
Muscledawg DENIED.
Just 3 more years and the Nazis are defeated! Just hide out in Sweden in the meantime.
The Nazis weren’t this nasty … this is the pure evil of Klaus Schwab, Bill from the Gates of hell and the rest of the WEF/Davos crowd of billionaire elites …
How gauche!
Gauche? How real men drink wine..