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That is one weird looking double-ended dildo. Oh well, what do I know.
What’s the number 1 difference between a woman and a gun……..
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You can put a silencer on the gun.
Cock that thing.
She needs it reloaded first…
Bob P., you’re on deck!
I wonder what she is thinking about doing with that python.
Looks like this one’s made for oral sex.
Not so sure.
Requires further examination.
with knee cushions!
I’d rather screw a man . . . and I’d choose death before screwing a man.
Don’t be harsh, be creative, Bob.
Now for example, she could be an excellent example for S&M as the bottom.
S&M requires no penetration with your body parts.
Other penetration items are fair game.
Of course, a safe word would be mandatory.
But with a tightly fitted ball gag, one could easily miss that safe word.
But D.C. is where 99,99% of the welfare money goes.
Doesn’t tickle my ribs.
I know what you mean.
I have a bone of contention with the author.
Yet Merkel, formerly of East Germany, learned nothing.
Did she learn nothing? Seems to me she learned exactly prerfectly what she was taught.
She learned everything.
Perfectly.
This explains everything. Friends in High School
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Merkel is Hitler’s daughter. You don’t learn any closer to the source than that
Absolutely not.
Wrap them in a shower curtain, drive to your nearest shithole lib city, and dump them in an alley at 2AM.
Throw the shower curtain in a truckstop dumpster on the way home.
Wear gloves.
Or just head on over to the nearest Dead Nigger Storage. Then call The Wolf.
I never liked middlemen, and prefer to finish what I start.
But YMMV.
Here in the south they just bring individual to gator swamp, 5 minutes away easy peasy allegedly. Try to find them in gator poop. Things I’ve learned moving from north to south recently , just good to know stuff.
Take them to a wilderness and let the feral hogs scatter the remains.
I think Dr. Frankenstein’s science had something to do with her.
“Her”?
This is how I know the “elite” stopped being serious. They are not serious people.
She’s grateful, she’s just being coy.
That wins it for me!
Kid’s a winner!
Home education at its best.
And up farther north in paradise, you’ll stay for months…
Where’s the third one?
A little det cord and bye-bye fan boys.
OMG.
For realz?
I thought COVID targeted these people?
I’m confused which one is Christie?
Those aren’t the only things hard.
oh my
Full on yum.
Wow! just Wow!
I hate fake tits, I don’t know why any man likes them. If she lies about that, she’ll tell you you were the best in bed and the biggest she’s ever had.
Yeah but still…….WOW!!!!
If I can see, touch, and lick them, they’re not fake.
WOW
For the first time I understand the attraction of window shopping.
Is there a thirty-day trial period like mattresses?
Now what are we going to do with all those wetback gardeners?
They moving to Canada to shovel snow.
They don’t work well in snow, allegedly.
What we should have been doing for the past 60 years … catapult their asses back across the border into mexico …
Good doggie.
The perfect analogy for when EBT stops.
“Fool me once…”
I told you all that I would try this and get back to you, well, I’m here to tell you that my dog just looked at me on the 3rd time and just walked away with that FUCK YOU look.
I love nature.
So, THAT’s what they mean by the beauty of nature.
This is when it pays to be a bottom-feeder.
Very nice.
That’s the crew I want for my boat.
This could be Ray Jason’s boat, maybe?
Kind of invites a read ender.
Spell check, Bob.
It leaves one hand free….
Hanging on by a thread.
Ditto.
Down with yoga pants.
Fish tail FACED!
is this what God meant when he said “without flaw or blemish”
biblical.