BETHESDA, MD—Concerned citizens are raising questions about some experiments conducted by Dr. Fauci’s NIH, including one where puppies were tortured to death, their vocal cords severed to mute their screams. In an interview, Fauci said that anyone who attacks puppy torture is attacking science itself.
“Puppy torture is science,” said Fauci angrily. “So is grafting baby scalps onto lab mice and engineering viruses that kill millions! I AM SCIENCE! I AM GOD!!!” Fauci then threw back his head and laughed maniacally at the sky.
Fauci insisted that his experiments are “super important”, and “real science.” He also defended some of his other experiments, such as the “Kitten Drowning Experiment”, the “Orphan Punching Experiment”, and the “Piranha Kiddie Pool Experiment.”
According to several sources, millions of progressives have quietly thrown away their Fauci pillows, candles, and plush dolls.
Authorities say Fauci is still at large, being pursued by James Bond.
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Sometimes the bulk of BB humor is in the article. This is a good one.
Fraudci has said many things, most of which will land him in the devil’s lake of fire. Adios you evil person.
Until I saw it was from the Babylon Bee, I was convinced it was real.
That’s what a lying piece of shit this demon really is.
He absolutely could have said this.
https://leightonwoodhouse.substack.com/p/anthony-fauci-has-been-abusing-animals
You would never guess he banned Felix Salten’s Bambi!
Just messing with you, Archie. I couldn’t resist. Learn something new everyday, huh?