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If she is pitching, I’ll catch. Let me rephrase that.
I’m not sure you understand nasic biology with a comment like 🤔
She throws like a girl
And Fauchi.
The new Russian human torpedo.
“She” is an MTF tranny in the first place.
Isn’t everybody?
Cyclists have the right of way at ALL times. Just ask them.
Man-bun deserves it.
Known later; hic…
And their reward for following every bit of advice from that wondrous star Fauci was their utter destruction.
The guy with the motorcycle. How do you know it’s time to stop driving? My grampa did this in a construction zone to a cop on a motorcycle.
Then told the cop it was his fault for stopping. That’s when grampa stopped driving.
Today’s Friday Fail has a different feel to it with the loss of FF regular, Cow Doc. I’m certain that Don would want us to press on, and have a great FF, but today, it’s not the same. With that said I want to dedicate today’s FF to Cow Doc. I hope that he’s watching from above, having a good laugh or two, and feeling the love. RIP, friend.
I believe everyone here held Cow Doc in great esteem. His contributions—funny gifs and pictures, witty remarks, astute comments, not to mention pictures of pretty women and cows (real ones and SJW women)—made FF much more enjoyable than it would’ve otherwise been these last two years. Because it can be a challenge in everyday life to find people who actually know what’s going on in the world (to the extent possible), we develop a sense of kinship here on TBP with sharp people who think like we do. FF allows us to share our humour as well; in my experience it’s almost always smart, down-to-earth conservatives who have the best sense of humour, and that’s on display here every week. Cow Doc was a central part of that. He’ll be sorely missed. If there’s a heaven, Cow Doc is surely there now. Cow Doc, if you can somehow read this, maybe do a little beseeching with the Boss to ask Him to get busy smiting the evil sons of bitches in charge down here before they destroy everything. Pour a drink if you please (I have my standard glass of whisky), and let’s all toast; Here’s to Cow Doc!
Hear! Hear!
I will drink a Blue Moon(OK,many) tonight in remembrance of Doc.
I will drink a favorite 16oz beer of mine:
Seagrams 7.
A shot of Old Forrester 1910 Whiskey to you. RIP.
Don’t forget to give the cat a sip, Joe.
A healthy amount of Glenlivet in honor of CowDoc.
Slán, Doc.
Slainte, Doc!
Ok, Boys, drink up. It’s finally time to kick some liberal azz… (note: cool breezes, following seas, Doc.).
Cow Doc now knows all the secretes to the Universe but more important, who killed Epstein.
Meanwhile we’re all stuck down here with Fauci and Fuck Joe Biden! On that level alone, I have to admire Cow Doc.
Epstein isn’t dead. Why do you think all the cameras had to fail and all the guards were asleep? You don’t need to do that to hide a murder but to hide a switch or an escape. If they wanted him dead, they could have bribed that big muscular cop who was his cell mate (WTF right there) to kill him for real release under fake name while still old name jailed.
Epstein’s not dead…
At least white Russians got milk, I’ll miss his humor and those awesome food porn pics. Godspeed Doc, happy hunting.
I feel sorry I didn’t come here more often. I also enjoyed his posting. I didn’t know he was sick or even fighting something. As a non regular, he even stood out to me. Peace be with you Cow Doc
Thanks Bob. My thoughts also.
Fair Winds and Following Seas Shipmate….
What happened to Cow Doc?
He died.
Thought about that all morning before I showed up here.
THAT is real FF,
What we lost Cow Doc. Such a loss here and what an addition to heaven. Just hurts. Followed all you for now over 2 years and greatly appreciate each and everyone for their contibutions. Sorry crying, must be allergies again, but you helped me during tough times and my move from MA to SC. Just thank y’all.
Looks like you’re running on a single cylinder, buddy.
A 1-watt bulb in a 10,000 watt world …
And it’s “missing”.
Fun prank to do to this schmuck: Load that air filter with starting fluid (ether) from behind and watch him gag then pass out from the fumes.
Me thinks he’s joking…
Sometimes I have to wonder how some people ever got to be old.
Suddenly. Trust me.
They surreptitiously avoid the Darwin Awards, while others buy season tickets to them..until their season runs out.
I’m sure he lives in a blue state and his parents wear masks when they’re alone in the car.
FAIL!!!!
LOLOLLL!
Hope the gorillas in jail ram it far up your baboon ass.
So does he.
Simple economics.
Demand for racists far outstrips supply.
Thank goodness he isnt eating the chocolate filled pieces.
Thems is fur dessert!!
they let their cat babysit him
At least he won’t have to wipe when it comes out.
They probably gave him the jab as well.
Must have been a cat in a previous life …
MMM, TP on the cob.
I hope his parents hide the Tide pods.
Sing it: “I’m all right/ Don’t nobody worry ’bout me.”
Would this be an “AstroNut?”
Ha-hah!
PULL!
Do they make those for cats?
Newton was wrong, the fat ones fall faster.
Because there is no gravity. It is relative density and buoyancy, hence fat ones fall faster.
Like a lead balloon…
It was Galileo.
Activists cheered when people who identify as horses (trans-equus) were allowed to enter the Ashland Stakes.
They all have more get up and go than me(or is it I?).
That ends the entertainment portion of Guillotinefest 2022. Now let’s see some heads roll! Bring out the heads–pun intended!–of all federal, state, provincial, and local governments, health agencies, Big Pharma, MSM, academia, too-big-to-fail banks, and central banks, and start the payback!
Don’t care, YOU’RE HIRED!!!
How does a severed spraypaint can become whole?
Ballseye.
Spray-can SACKED!
Paging Dr. Fauci. Your turn.
Your AVERAGE cat won’t do this, but this GUY looks like some one is pushing it off. Who could it be?
Average Joe
It doesn’t snow where I live, and it would have been shot out of my pneumatic cannon, so no, it weren’t me.
OK, it was Houstons’ mayor.
lol, cats live to do stupid sh*t
That’s the most entertaining ballet dance I’ve ever seen.
Send her to Nigger Street.
It’s the Sugar Plum Fairy!
It’s the whole truckload of Sugar Plumbs Fairy.
Why I find physics fascinating.
An neurological exams.
Now that is a 10-point Twirling Dip 1970’s Formica Countertop FACED!
You should’ve known from her purple hair not to let her in your car in the first place. And why are you driving from the passenger seat? We don’t allow them British cars in Murica!
Actually we do.
meanwhile at my house…
And the only cure is that same experimental drug. I know that’s so ’cause CNN told me so.
Ask your doctor if it’s right for you(just before he summons the authorities to restrain you and administer it against your wishes for the good of humanity, then the other side effects WILL include muscle aches, bumps, bruises and BROKEN BONES).
And gunshot wounds
There fixed it for you
Post
Traumatic
Pandemic
Syndrome
Seriously, I’ve seen them writing about Post Pandemic Stress Disorder. These people have neither imagination nor shame.
Early stalking lessons.
Beat(eat) that kid.
That needs a shark in the pool, or something, to make it a true fail.
That looks like a scene from “mythbusters”
Fauci playing the dems
A failure that just doesn’t know when to quit… luv’n it…
Puto Dork
Will you folks join me buying a ticket for Mr. Rittenhouse to come meet Mr. Beto. He aim is true.
He really is just that stupid.
I asked for spinach!
BM double dolt
Joey Chitwood
mexican Chevy dance …
Pre-Fauci, cars were literally jumping off the lots.
If that is a “REAL” 1957 Chevrolet Bel Air with the Fuel Injected 283…He should be shot for ruining a classic car with air ride…
agreed, plus they sell for $40K+ at auction, but not with that accessory
Engineering, meet stupid.
In 2025 Mad Max Murica, this’ll be classy.
” My car still runs fine, I got home without a hitch”.
Russia?
Modern problems require modern solutions
..don’t know if I’d drive next to it for that long..
I can tell from the roll of toilet paper that this was a classy affair.
TP is there for a reason. Look at what’s in the bowls next to it.
And the sheep convince themselves it is not on purpose. They start to drool and mutter something about Occam.
And they label themselves “Progressive”.
Meanwhile in Canada:
https://citizenfreepress.com/breaking/this-guy-is-good/
Remember, nothing is government funded, it is all taxpayer funded.
Yeah, but can she cook?
I don’t care…
I’m with Hugh.
She spins.
I want one.
I’ll cook.
Cook!? She’s so smoking hot she could boil water just by looking at it.
Does she suck cock?
Single -flip then FLOP!
Triple Lindy fail!
Her name is Sandy and she is a REAL beach.
Beach-faced.
Full bodied plant…
Flying beach Faced.
Sorry, no thumbs up on face plants unless it’s fujigm.
Mix:
Please feel free to thumbs up any good faced comment.
There are many finding the zen joy of friday fail faced fantastacism here.
Please encourage their enlightenment.
And thank you for your contributions to expansion of my Consciousness.
Too much takillya
Todays normal??
Pelosi when she wasn’t quite so decrepit.
and her teeth fit better…
When you have a lisp, don’t ask a girl to sit on your lap.
Poor babies! Come back to my place so I can properly treat you to me.
Well I know what he was planning on eating.
Street-faced.
I’ll allow it.
They kissed ashfault in a roundabout way.
That had to hurt….
Hey Cow Doc, these are for you in case you’re watching.
.
.
When I die, I hope I go to Heaven, but the udder has it’s perks.
That one on the left looks like it’s saying, “Bob! Don’t that. You don’t know where it’s been.”
The white one on the right doesn’t care where it’s been!!
mmm-nice hips
… or when Moderna files a patent for the original Fauci flu vaccine — 3 days before the Fauci flu was ever announced by the WHO or the CDC …
My vax for them looks like a BAT.
Funny.
Mine is just a little red dot.
Almost gunwale-faced.
5 hours later…
You violated the no porn rule, shame on you.
How do we abolish the no porn rule?
We fuck it.
I’m just out of the photo on the right expressing myself.
So you’re from France?
Dude, you’re junk is all mangled like you beat it with a meat tenderizer mallet.
Tit-faced.
I don’t remember parties like this. Parties I went to had boring people talking to each other while I sat drinking, trying not to listen to the inane conversations. Is this a party in heaven?
These are Hoe’s…You knew regular people. Your problem.
Silly author, sex young space cadets are for self-serving training.
That’s my garden utensil party, Bob.
I specialized in hoes.