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you need the whole joke (one of my favorites)
A rooster and a cat were enjoying some time together since they were friends. A heavy rain came up and flooded the river between them and their house. They were both hungry and wanted to go home. The rooster backed up 50 feet and took off running and squawking and flapping his wings. He barely made it across the river and the cat could see him pecking happily at his feed. The cat didn’t have wings, but figured if he took a longer head start at 100 feet and ran faster, he could jump it and get home. So, he took off like a bat out of hell, tail straight out behind him, yowling and took a giant leap…..and landed in the middle of the river.
moral of the story………….. Wherever there’s a wet pussy, there’s a satisfied cock.
Anders Zorn self portrait.
Wildlife artist Bruno Liljefors
Carl Larsson
Swedish artists this week.
What a work of art!
Found it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Found it!!!
Wow … after hearing about it all of my 74+ years … there really IS a needle in a haystack …
No way it’s not pointy end up.
This has my pointy end up!!!
Jackbooted thug…I am just soooo intimidated
Oh, thank goodness. I only ever fuck the bitter ones. (Okay, that deserves some down votes.)
This was my favourite garden accessory till I ran over the neigbour’s pug.
I love a happy ending.
Indeed, a true feel-good story..
Put a YUUUGE smile on my face.
I carry because the world is
full of wolves, and I am their worst enemy.
A ruthless, remorseless sheepdog.
Don’t take this wrong, but you are the sheepdog. You can bite. I am the shepard, I carry a gun.
What about a pull string that says, “You know, you know the thing?”
I prefer “not a joke”
Classic beauty never gets old
Nice wrench holder!
Adios Doc.
Some angels to see you home.
A great tribute to the Bovine Gynecologist.
The replies on this site are just as good as the fails!
yeehaww…
“POLITICS
Hot November inflation report was probably the best the White House could have hoped for at this point”
Came across on CNBC 2 hours ago.
Couldn’t read the narrative but I think it was about distraction From Resident poll #’s or something.
SMH. What happened to our country and real journalism.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
and finally…
That driver there in Europe somewhere was worried they might miss their train. They just caught it. 😎
C’mon you pikers!! Only 34 more posts to ONE THOUSAND!!
Git ‘er done. In honor of the Cow Doc.
For any Covidiot here …. isn’t oral sex hard when wearing a mask??
“A mask? Ummm….I think we both should see other men….”
What a great tribute to the good Cow Doctor. He may be gone, but his legacy will remain on FF. nkit got his internet back and is up to form, the Colorado Artist has filled the void left by the Dr. and Bob P still has his sharp wit and pithy remarks.
Vaya con Dios, Donald. We will drink a toast in your memory every Friday