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Did my banking yesterday without a mask (not allowed in Ontario). No one said anything, but a masked Karen lined up behind me stepped about 10 feet away from me as I walked out. I could only laugh.
Should have coughed in her “general direction” and whatever wind you could pass before it’s outlawed
I did that in a restaurant. Only one table had 4 30-something masked Karens sitting at it. I let out a big fake cough as I walked past their table on the way out the door. Very satisfying
As the Readers Digest column said: Laughter: the best medicine …
I was walking around near downtown PDX the other day … almost went into hysterics between the diaper clad in the outdoors and the diaper clad in their hermetically sealed cars …
What a freak show those folks are …
Straight up child abuse.
she’ll rush to vax them and all 4 will be dead within 2 years
… and should be charged with at least 3 counts of felony child abuse …
Those children don’t stand a chance to grow up to be highly-developed human beings … unless they end up in a really together family ASAP …
Child abuse. I would love to sit on their trial for conspiracy to commit murder….when they hopefully murder their parents.
CLARK: *Carefully re-reading* “Nope, it’s booster shot of the month club, and for the whole family.”
Great pass!
I’m a victim of circumstance.
I’d make him wear it a while.
THAT is hilarious… and he’d totally do’n the wut…
Master of concealment…wants to be a military sniper someday.
See that colourful splotch way down there? That’s George.
yet another cure for constipation
Yeah-no.
pucker-inducing
Well someone’s excited anyway.
I think he’s trying to warn him
Dogs are the best.
He knows how happy his human’s are.
No.
Anon is right.
The dog is trying to save him.
That doggie is so happy he can’t contain himself.
No offense I view it as a warning. Dad you are going to dig yourself in a hole and round around in circles the rest of your life. You know forecasting like in a book. Or all they are all banned now.
best photo bomb EVER
After three weeks of laughter the coach finally told Jesse to hold onto the bike.
Why orthopedists make the big bucks.
Looks like another contestant for the 2021 Darwin award … too bad there are more than 100,000,000 entrants just in the US (i.e., the jabbed ones) …
Gonna be a competitive year…
What a hoot.
A hootenanny….
That’s so dangerous! She’s not wearing a mask.
This isn’t gonna end well…
The impressive display was lauded by His Excellency Kim Jong Un, who stated, “Ten thousand peasants starved to death for what it cost to train these men. Totally worth it!”
Two things common to all totalitarian societies is that they all dress alike and exercise in very large groups.
The “vaccinated”
yep….when they turn on the 5G
Yeah but our woke troops can out-twerk them wearing stilettos, day-glow wigs and troweled-on makeup!
Don’t see any diversity. We need to send our “woke” over there.
My ex wasn’t very impressed with the package I sent her, but I told her it’s the thought that counts.
My Christmas gift to Fauci.
And FJB.
He’s returning the box I left on the porch with a dog turd in it.
Mayor Houston skippin’
Purple drank
dindus can’t skip.
Biden voter.
Rubber weight mat FACED!
Fat kid should be eating a lemon…
Good was to tell a fat kid to slow down with the gluttony thing.
This is why we named him Poindexter.
Sitting in an English Garden
Waiting for the sun.
If the sun don’t come
you jump on a glass table
and break your fucking tibia.
Future democrat voter.
For Joe.
Been there done that!
Funeral arrangements are underway.
Thanks for the kind thought.
Couldn’t stop laughing thinking of you.
Cheers.
Those 2 thoughts are not mutually exclusive …
In the spirit of Gen Z , I am awarding it to all of them
Smollet thinks that if he is awarded an Oscar, that he gets the wiener, too.
It’s the Stay Puft Marshmallow Coon. If she explodes Manhattan is doomed!
Ghettoptopmus.
Whoopi’s lost some weight. Good for her.
Incredibly, it’s gotten even uglier since the last time I saw it, back in the 20th century.
Where didja get it??
When all else fails, print it yourself on an ultra-wide printer … some print shops will have them and will print from your graphics files …
Got to love it …
Available online.
I saw some on Etsy.com.
Uncle Jeff will sell it to you. Say what you will, but there’s a hard-core capitalist in there somewhere.
Especially since you knew it was coming for hours after your mom told you, “Just wait until your father gets home.”
Yeah, I was probably the first generation after “spare the rod, spoil the child”. Not that i’m advocating corporal punishment, but it worked for many Millenia.
Bunch in Alberta, too, but you shut down the pipeline, imbecile.
I believe the proper name is either asshole or fuckface.
Both.
No, of course not . . . I’m not sure . . . Yes, they’re everywhere!
And that is just how crazy this bastard really is.
Worry not; they overlap.
The better question is Why are all these White people married to them if White people are so smart?
(I don’t include the “married” couples in the last two pictures, since these people are self-evidently defective. Come to think of it, the same applies to all of them.)
Deja vu is really strong right now.
“We believe in SCIENCE!!”
(Except that chromosome thingy.
We don’t believe in that.)
With people like her in power I’m afraid it’s not far off.
Considering whom she represents, she’ll quite probably win again, too.
I approve too!
He will only be able to afford to live on Nigger Street.
This is the best thing I’ve heard all day !
If true then he’ll have 2 business’ to run along with CNN. No time for ASU where they tried to ban him. Co-own with Nick Sanmann
157 of the 12 jurors found him guilty.
She needs a Huggie, too.
She needs to dangle from a lamp post.
Feeling the pull of four horses on her extremities wouldn’t be bad either.
No matter the pay-per-view price..
I’d watch that with a smile.
Half-time show at the Super Bowl would get me to tune in.
Nancy Lugosi … truly the ‘Beast from the Bay’ …
The only time I ever like John Lennon.
They win when we ignore them until we don’t.
And that’s the one they won’t let you see.
That’s why it isn’t being televised….
Cameras are not allowed in federal court hearings.
Cameras aren’t allowed to film the pederasts being exposed because they are important.
The rest is just fake rules to save them.
Wake the fuck up.
Media is mostly framing it as “the socialite who recruited underage girls to have sex with Jeffrey Epstein”. As if anyone would have even known who the fuck Epstein was if he hadn’t been the one offering up underage girls to a clientele of some of the wealthiest & most powerful people on the planet. Media just leaves that bit out.
It’s both funny and sad that our government has chosen the really BIG charges that they could bring against her whole family … the mossad connections, the infiltration of Silicon Valley, the implanting of israeli software into so many of our mainline computer systems … and on and on …
Now THAT would be the trial of the century — maybe breaking up that israeli/zionist network that has the US Government by the short hairs — especially regarding both military policy and foreign policy … as well as ‘hate’ crime legislation …
Time to clean that house out of OUR HOUSE …
That is one great coat!
A bison strolls through Saskatoon in June.
Upvoting for Cow Doc!
Tommy, is that a snowy dust devil coming this way…cool, it is!
Nope … not a ball … a stick … see the tail?
They don’t want you to own or drive a personal automobile.
Exactly. That’s the real endgame.
I say, “How Dare you! If a few billion people have to die to keep our planet from boiling away, so be it. As long as I’m not one of them.”
Bill Gates: Hurray! Do I still get paid?
Nothing … she’s on the spectrum.
Agreed … the spectrum between ‘totally insane’ on the one end and ‘too stupid to live’ on the other end …
Sadly, there have been traffic jams well before EVs were invented where folks would just sit there and let their engines run until they ran out of gas. The thing is, though — AAA could always bring gas and allow folks to drive off …
I remember a Friday afternoon in LA County where there were 5 automobile accidents at totally geographically distant parts of the freeway system there — and traffic was so bad some folks didn’t get home for almost 12 hours.
And that wasn’t even planned … not like the O. J. Simpson I-405 stunt was …
They are busy trying to murder 7,000,000,000+ people. Why would they care about vehicle inconvenience?
I’m thinking she’d say something about us being overpopulated.