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Those model cats are so snooty.
Well, they do call it a cat walk.
Walk on me with spike heeled shoes on, bed of nails is what I snooze on.
Now I know why Musk is selling stock.
Finally! An engineering breakthrough to get our otters up and down the stairs. I’ve been waiting for eons. My faith in humanity is restored. We all otter be grateful.
I am…that they ain’t cats!
Weasel be a nation again, sorry Bob, a camp for you Canucks.
We don’t deserve dogs…
Whereas traditionally Eskimos have only been good for building igloos, the modern Eskimo doubles as a steamroller.
Finally….Someone with love of the job
under Demoncrap control, the City not only could afford a police force but they couldn’t even afford a tamper
…and now for hash under glass.
After this successful proof of concept, the real work begins.
The film Wrestling with Wolves was a box office flop.
When Fauci cries wolf, but this time there is actually a wolf.
Loyalty, a lost plethora of human intuitions.
Goo goo g’ joob
Victoria’s Secret newest model?
Got one for corn bread?
It got “poned”
That is NOT a fail…
Yes it is. She was trying to do a triple twisting back double flip and missed it.
I wonder how she would do with the Thai hanging basket in the bedroom?
Jungle Birth Control
You wouldn’t want to be teleported into a man hole anyway.
You would if you were Pete Booty-judge…
How do you know that you weren’t “teleported” to another teleport?
Or, given a theoretically infinite multiverse, to another universe that is in every way the same as ours, except Bob Dole is still alive?
It only works if you’re a Tubby.
I tried the ‘I identify’ as one routine and that didn’t work either. The other day I tried identifying as a cabbage, that too didn’t work…
what am I doing wrong???
And since there’s no engine, there’s no heat source to keep you warm unless you expend electric energy, which will wear down the battery in no time, yet the lunatics in charge will push this forward even in countries like Canada.
Cali is mandating all cars be electric in 15 years.
They can’t meet their electrical needs NOW.
Imagine 25 million cars charging at the same time….
Liberal “logic.” fail.
Can you use the words liberal and logic together?
Only if “Logic” is in parentheses….
I have a 110 port on the back of my truck and the bidding starts at $25/hr.
Still got the USWest Ford E350 with 7.5kW Hobart genset ties to dual tanks that used to power my crews on unsupplied jobsites…
Ur gonna make a fortune… maybe think of franchising… lol
I read that book and it was enlightening.
Kill it!!!!
Keep it up & he’s going to eat you….
I got to fly on a corporate jet a few times from a major airport. Similar small plane, and the pilots, with permission I assume, would squeak in between the big jets and we’d be on our way.
The turbulence behind a 747 will screw up a small plane.
Bad.
It’s a Nancy thing.
Bizjet: “Tower, I’d like an intersection takeoff to avoid wake turbulence”
Tower: “Cleared for takeoff runway 24 at Charlie”
Now, RUN!
I am he
As you are he
As you are me
And we are all together
Orgy at Bob’s, he’s in.
Stupid back then and nothing’s changed since.
Is this the Tuskcagee experiment?
Well, what if they were, racist! You owe us reparations for all the welfare we’ve been getting for generations.
…but plenty of gloves, masks and hammers are missing.
All Barnes and Nobles stores completely undamaged too.
Where are we going to hide the welfare checks?
Next time that poof will play sock her instead.
They’ll never stop beating the covid drum.
That’s soccer.
Now that is drunk.
We’re getting a new pointer next Feb. I asked my wife if we could name him Cow Doc, but I assume from her frown the answer’s no.
Donny might work.
Try De Vaca
Hefbovet.
“Honey,I fixed the dishwasher”.
My current pointer rinses all the dishes. I trained her well.
Pre wash cycle
Makes about as much sense as ubiquitous masks with pores a thousand times the size of the virus.
Even the smallest particles used to test N95 masks are 20 times the diameter of the virus.
What a great invention! You’ll never have to go around buoys and shark fins any more!
Sheet rocker water skis.
Mother: Ah my poor baby! Come here for a kiss.
Father: Serves you right, moron.
Yes, the Russians have missiles that fly at mach 9, but we have face-mounted bird feeders.
Missiles don’t matter….
Wait ’til the squirrels and raccoons show up.
Well,though it is Friday Fail I am @ moment cooking up a huge pot of chili for a party tomorrow,so,in that,I WILL NOT FAIL!
Having said that I was pondering something.We have all heard the phrase “Domestic Housewife”,I know,your thinking so what James,what the hell is your point?!
Consider this though,if we have “Domestic Housewives”that means by default we also must have “Feral Housewives”!
I now have another reason besides sheer spite to get up in the morning!
I have a feral housewife. She chews me out all day.
You won’t believe why his name is Scooter.
They will fuck yer shit up.
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Good kitty.
Whoever picked out that tree has her taste in her ass.
Soooo…there might be a market for flavored suppositories…it seems.
New Secretary of Health and Wellbeing
Disney blamed the failure of its new woke movie Wonderfaggot on “normal people who expect to be entertained.”
I could have gone my whole life without seeing that
Why does it HAVE to be a White guy dummy?
She’ll never be attacked by a White guy.
Wearing a wig…
That is as short as she is – 5’4″?
That’s some serious male bashing … even if it is just a dummy …
Girl needs some medication … maybe 300mg of Thorazine every 3 hours … giver her that ‘shuffle’ …
Why does my pillow smell like raccoon ass?
Cause yer in Louisiana?
the real question is, why do you know what a raccoon’s ass smell like?
Too bad that ain’t a shotgun barrel
Um, h . . . here’s your handle.
Red neck engineering at its best!
Genius
Actually, there’s a reason for that.
In most areas, once you install permanent power to a structure, you need a permit for the structure.
As this power can be unplugged, it does not qualify as permanent.
If it runs to a detached structure, it is not supplying permanent power.
Makes sense.
That right there is the problem. Why does anyone need to pay a fine for installing power to something else.
On the electrician side of me is that this can result in overloading the circiut. People get tried of having to go back to reset the breaker, so they install a bigger breaker, from a 15amp to a 30amp for eg. Can you say toaster….
Not saying gov regs make sense, Brian.
I’ve always recommended only get a permit if you got caught.
But I’ve seen some bizarre stuff that meets the letter of the law.
And of course,
I’ll allow it!
Getting in line for booster shots to counter the latest “scariant.”
Oh, now I understand the attraction.
OK. I hope I have seen it all now, not. Man buns on the sheep, I know where the door is
Great…more Kardashians….
Of course…
. . . and so do my children born this century.
Winged possum.
Who knew
That is about the only F-up I have not yet already committed. I’m 72 now, so it’s just a matter of time.
That’s Todd Ackman, the world’s premier flaming lawn chair juggler! Let’s get his autograph.
Ray Jason can do that
Thanks Tab. Probably easier than juggling flaming hammocks which are the norm down here.
Endorsed by AOC
It’s the muslim way.
Is this Jussie beating himself up for jury?