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WOWSERS… jealously stylish and drives ladies wild…
me: pass… but then again you say it drives the ladies wild… how wild??
That’s my wood splitting pants.
That can be taken two ways, Mr. farmer.
Speaking of a guy’s wood splitting his pants, that McDonalds McRib special isn’t going on anymore. I tried and they called the cops.
Those are my PJs.
I’ll rescue you, darling! (I’m selfless that way.)
Silly author, sex young space cadets are for self-serving training.
Alcohol is key.
Ah! Here, let me warm you up, honey. (More selflessness. Don’t you admire me?)
Silly author, space cadets are for self-serving training.
Drunk, sexy space cadets in snow are a slippery slope.
Handle aggressively.
Snowboard-faced.
I’ll allow it.
She only goes for snowflakes. She’ll come back…and still be a virgin.
Willie-faced.
You gotta love future politicians.
Pure bread.
Sammy
Related in a sick bastard way, an f.f. how?
Full tilt boogie Safety glass FACED with a TKO.
Run, Runner!
Hopping split FACED!
Go Woke… Go Broke… let’m know it too…
Never again.
I ain’t apologizing for nothin’. Proud to be a white patriarch! Fuck Sally Ann.
Whites invented the modern world, and everything wonderful in it.
You’re welcome, ingrates!
Perfect.
I always gave to the salvation army. This year I taped 10 pennies in their donation envelope and marked it “return to sender”.
No apologies.
I walked by one yesterday and said “Its too bad about that white privilege thing”
Leftist infiltrate and ruin everything, just like the jesuits.
I’ve been putting these into their pots for a couple of weeks, now.
Not one more damn penny ever again.
You ain’t sticking me with that Moderna shit!
It drives pussy wild.
How’d you get the video of MY Cat??? Sheesh she’s a nut
Yep, I’m a leather gloved cat veteran myself….they will fuck your shit up.
This is a feral though. I am one of those rescue guys, ferals literally let me pet them, and pick them and their babies up for pets and kisses.
A feral I brought into the house was feral for around 10 years. Even with his wounds from fighting, cauliflower ear, old wounds everywhere, part of his lower face being ripped half off, he is the greatest around my other cats. He is retired now and is fine not fighting anymore even though I have a young feral who is an asshole and tries to intimidate the others, he doesn’t fight, he’s retired.
Thanks for rescuing, Jas.
Have about two dozen ferals living in my shed right now. Managed to TNR all of them. What an ordeal! Four or five will let me pet and stroke them, two have moved inside permanently. Feeding is expensive, but I couldn’t leave them there to die , so…. Yes, the neighbors think I’m nuts.
So will mayors.
I like to use my high voltage gloves to cover more of my arms.
Gloves that make your hands smell like your feet
Yep, I’m a leather gloved cat veteran myself….they will fuck your shit up.
You gotta whisper to them first, Joe.
Like Jas said…
Calico = female. My old Tom must have had three balls; that old SOB did love to fight.
My cup runneth.
My old wife nagged me to bur her one.
Yeah, that’s right f.f.ers, she’s still on my mind…
wa wa waaa
gotta get the whole clip.
It’s way better…
Jessica Alba rode one better
Gotta love the scene from Cruel Intentions 2:
That girl was truly somethin’ else.
“The first you need to know about Buck Beak is he’s very proud and easily offended.”
~ Groundskeeper Hagrid
Is that like,”I’m Buck and I like to F*ck”…
Sorry, wrong Indians.
My first grade teacher to me.
And BTW, what that Faggot Lemon did, I would have beat him into a new food group; From fruit to vegetable
And none of this holds a candle to panicking the public with lies about covid for the last two years, thereby assisting the oligarchs with their malevolent plans.
The funny thing is they went after PDJT for doing whatever to Stormy Daniels, because he paid her to keep her clap trap shut afterwards. She was a willing participant and probably got paid for the initial forte. Yes that makes her a whore……..or an adult film star…..Trump could have just said she was paid to make a movie. What are the Demonkrates going to do, take down the multi-billion dollar porn industry. Some of their biggest donors would be gutted.
It’s the new tire drop off service in action.
I finally found where the rubber meets the road.
Looks like he is having a Goodyear.
And, he picks up the spare!
So this is why their necks are so long. We learn something new every week on FF.
A PROUD BOY GRABBING A HOLD OF ONE OF THOSE PENCILE NECK ANTIFA GEEKS
i think its adam schiff.
He got the pecker!
The elephants know that ostriches have a handle…
The ostrich is named Jo-Jo, for Rosenbaum.
The pachyderm’s name is Kyle.
Big Bird fucked around & found out.
Republicans with the will, but demoncrats…
Eat their own…
He shouldn’t have said “eat me”.
chocking his chicken
what a jerk off
The Pentagon under General Miley has contracted with Nerf for its next gen machinegun.
he got two new metals for inventing that
A U.P. Michigan reply.
The quicker pooper upper.
Wouldn’t work for our St. Bernard. Not big enough.
I hear every word of that…
Firecrackers work better and are more fun.
M-80s
I think that must be Maxine Water’s father. She looks just like him.
Morning exercise with Houston’s mayor.
Is that karens’ mate?
Do you see any corrolation?
CIA cocaine runs continue unabated.
Air America!
Memories…
Kinshasa’s brand new international airport opened yesterday to absolutely no fanfare.
Wonder how drunk the pilot was – for the Landing And the Take-Off
I’d of wanted at least two shots of Whiskey And a Turbo-Prop Aircraft
Or maybe a nice old Stearman…
The times, they are a-changing.
I have done that in a DC-3 and there were plenty of pucker marks on the seats.
Only once in a DC-3.
And we puckered a van roof trying to maximize our runway.
What is that marvelous material?
Yes…it seems to be one continuous sheet.
a really huge rubber band
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Well done, ladies and gentlemen!!!
The weekly f.f. day after, for the “Doc”,
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and for dessert,
I’ll miss the “Doc”.
Reminds me of clips of the original ‘Galloping Gertie’ bridge across the Tacoma (WA) Narrows …
Yes, I’ll probably die crossing, but my only other choice is a mandatory vaccination. I’ll be damned if I let them dictate that to me!
The original song title was “Like a Troubled Bridge Over Water”.
From one,
too another.
And finally.
The new Lambda variant?
We sheepdogs should do this every day in every way.
Wising up the stupid fucking sheep arguing about nothing
that matters amongst us.
Better yet, prepare them for slaughter.
They don’t seem to care at all about what is coming.
That’s exactly what I wanted to do.
Spot, that’s my bitch.
Thanks nkit, this one never gets old.
That’ll learn ya. I warned you not to miss.
I don’t think he did
Shoulda ducked
From non-trigger to triggered.
Where’s my pizza?
The place is going to the hogs!
Mouse shit just wasn’t enough.
There’s a reason that chair won’t hold you in that pose…
She’s fat?
Be truthful Bob, if she passed out?
Nice Bounce too!
Why planking isn’t popular anymore.
This is a rare treat. A double. Wall-faced and floor-faced in one event!!!!
You CAN bring a snake to water and make it drink … who knew?
That’s a water snake and Kamala is a cockinmouth.
Python burps are worse than…
Paws that refreshes.
He wants to touch you you evil demon.
Why did a black cat cross the mattress?
To get to the flipside…
It didn’t work for the same reason it didn’t work for “model” above whose chair couldn’t hold her…
Newton’s 2nd demonstrated.
Maybe they aught to use her for the cushion.
Or the two boys should switch places with her
I see an f.f weekly gif.
Early days of a lifelong sibling rivalry.
Hockey ended sibling rivalry.
Hey … arsehole … give the poor critter a break … hope it bites you in a very painful fashion …
That’s the rarely seen sled cat.
They genetically love to do that.
In fact, the highly secret Yukon Cat Quest races across 1000 miles of frozen tundra every year.
These cats train year round to participate in these sled races.
Running on pussy power
They got Snowcats in Vail that don’t look nothing like that.
Finally someone was able to actually leash one and put it to useful work.
Extremely rare.
I just figured that was you
Freya has returned.
Hey karen, fair play;
americanhumane.org
Hollywood has finally appeased snowflake critics who were triggered by violent chase scenes.
Racist bridges keeping illegals from entering your community. Thanks comander butta fu#k
Just as believable as a 110-pound woman flipping a 200-pound man, a feature of pretty well every Hollywood movie these days.
And the smart ones being POC.
Illusion,
Reality,
Doggone it.
Not a very good guard dog but a good watch dog.
Man, I’m telling you, there’s a ghost in there behind you!
Joe Biden: “Before I drove a truck, I drove a forklift”.
Where’s the boat?
Who’s ever jumped on a runaway forklift and stopped it as it was crashing into crates and material before it endangered lives? (during the crunch auto season the carpenter union has a lot of misfits my company hires for “help”), Who at first got blamed? Who ended up being the hero?
Just your basic f.f. patron. (true story)
Jimmy “aww man I really screwed up”. Joe “HOLD MY BEER”.
His entire presidency summed up in 3 seconds.
never grows old
gawd…he’s even going in to sniff another male politician
BRIAN; meme of the week! month! year!
Supply chain fuckups courtesy of Biden and company have made Christmas trees a lucrative target for criminals.
Taiga Drift–Lada Power
When I think that the typical millennial is more afraid of the wrong pronoun than the older generations are of bears I understand why the oligarchs got away with the pandemic.
Unfortunately, it’s represents the USA when the Russian bear invades the Ukraine. Just step aside
An open can of bear spray can be a deterrent to bears just like antifa/blm.
If you ask me his wrench holder is not all it’s cracked up to be.
But it is all it’s up-cracked to be.
Shithole toolbelt.
Monkey on the left: Do you have your vaccine passport
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don’t.
Snack time at Houston city hall.
Greetings mayor.
Ski chump.
Snow drift FACED!
I move we only allow gorgeous dames with bows here on FF.
At your service….
See below.
Haven’t got there yet Colorado, but the last 4-5 weeks of your pics. of female archers have been impressive.
Too kind.
I “aim” to please.
I second that
3rd
That’s the guy who’s taking Cow Doctor across the River Styx.
Doesn’t look like Charon.
Oh, so Hell finally froze over. Huh.
My dog likes boating too
Poor dog …..really….the dog is only there for this guy’s ego.
The dog is there because he loves to be with this guy.
I knew Sherwood goalie sticks were worth something.
That dude is totally out!
You can also see the subdural hematoma spread out in the back of his skull.
Dr. Fujigm Ph.D., Neurology
Neurologists, pffft. Witch doctors. Never met one that wasn’t arrogant, self-opinionated and totally useless.