MERRY CHRISTMAS FRIENDS AND BITCHES
To all my Conservative friends: Merry Christmas! And a Happy New Year!
To Liberals/Progressives: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2022, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only “America” in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishes. 🙄
Too funny Glock… 😆
I should have noted I found this as a comment on another part of the world-wide web. Yep, pretty funny indeed.
Merry CHRISTmas to you, Pastor.
Thank you brother! I celebrate His resurrection every day… 😊
Grace and peace to you and yours!
Funny stuff. Merry Christmas, GNL. Hope the turkey is a success.
Ham and sweet potatoes here. Daughter-in-law doing the cooking so all I have to do is show up on time. Merry Christmas to all!
That’s the way to do it, Balbi. Relax & enjoy.
We opted for pork chops, chicken and prime rib.
You literally chickened out. 🙂
Add potatoes and nirvana will be acheived!
ALWAYS potatoes. I add cream cheese to mine and then I go sleepy.
And a toast for the New Year…..
Uh,is there any way to get her to come to your Christmas dinner,asking for a friend.
And can I have her for my New Year’s Eve party?
I’ll wait a couple months and take her on Valentine’s Day, as long as she proves she’s a she.
Scent Memories from your childhood:
(feel free to add your own)
Play Doh
Crayola Crayons
Leaded Gas
Library Paste
Cap Guns and the little roll of paper tabs that you could pound with a rock to explode
your Dad’s Vitalis or Wildroot Hair Oil
New Doll smell
Cedar Hope Chest
Mimeograph Ink (mmm-)
Sen-Sen, Beemans and Black Jack gum
Airplane glue
The slightly burnt motor smell from your electric train set
Apple blossoms
Grandma’s roses
Freshly ground 8 O’clock coffee at the A&P.
Happpy Xmas & a Merrry New Year! (For those in the know, an old Jack Benny/Rochester joke…how many r’s & p’s…two..uh oh..need to add one more…no need to take one out).
So, Food Sattiday…
Garrett Valley Ham Nugget, sliced & baked in mustard, red wine, garlic & honey. Mashed taters, Lowcountry Living Butter Lettuce® (it’s actually a hydroponic brand name) Salad. Cornbread. She likes NZ Sauvignon Blanc.
I opt for a Pauillac. As Tommy Smothers would say, “Ribit”. Ca va, la grenouille.
Back at ya GNL. Peace be upon your house and your loved ones.
Thanks again for the video of my childhood home and surrounding areas. It meant a lot to me.
I wish all here a blessed Christmas.
Salute, my friend.
Thanks GNL for bringing some much needed humour into our progressively distorted world where up is down and a general insanity has infected half of the populations of the West.
I suspect that the SARS2 bug was contaminated with a designer psycho drug that targets those unprotected by a strong spirit and belief in honesty, integrity, freedom and personal liberty.
A very Merry Christmas to you and yours – it’s good to have you on our side in this battle of hearts and minds.