TALLAHASSEE, FL—According to experts, Florida Governor Ron DeSantis’s COVID policies are so bad they are starting to cause skyrocketing COVID infection rates in leftist states.
“COVID is on the rise in New York and California,” said Dr. Fauci. “I spoke with SCIENCE just this morning, and it told me that the real culprit here is Ron DeSantis.”
Fauci and others revealed that the Florida governor’s policies are so bad and permissive and hands-off that they have caused COVID to spike in Left-wing states, even though those states are obediently following the SCIENCE.
“This is just horrible,” said Fauci. “Somehow, DeSantis has diabolically figured out how to reduce COVID rates in his state by giving his people freedom, which has the strange effect of infecting leftist states in record numbers. HE MUST BE STOPPED!” Fauci’s eyes then rolled back into his head and he began uttering an ancient Sumerian tongue to find out what SCIENCE wanted next.
According to sources, most Floridians aren’t aware of the latest frightening COVID numbers, as they are too busy outside having fun.
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I think this fits here, Babylon Bee and all.
Habari Gani, Chicago.
They forgot to say brought to you by the New World Order.
Stucky, here is the Bible verse: Ep 6:12 and it also applies to WDC, NYC, Denver, SanFran, Atlanta, Birmingham, New Orleans, Memphis, Minneapolis, New Jersey, Canada, Australia, Austria, Germany, France, England, New Zealand, China, North Korea, Israel, Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, Congo, Zimbabwe, South Africa, Cuba, Venezuela, etc.
Tallahassee is Chicago’s little queer sister city! Voters in Chicago need to listen to their elected leader and get fully vaccinated ASAP!
I concur.
Tallahassee..the city that gave us that brilliant FAMU grad, Andrew Gillum..faggot drug addict..
I can’t wait to move from Illinois. We’re down in Florida this week visiting my mom. Very few are wearing masks and life appears ‘normal’. I don’t look forward to heading back north later this week.