Via The Babylon Bee
COLLEYVILLE, TX—In a press conference after the synagogue hostage situation this weekend, the FBI said they are still looking for a motive that would explain why an Islamic extremist would attack a Jewish house of worship.
“Please be patient with us, because determining motive is really really hard,” said Special Agent Deebles McPaddycake to reporters. “To be fair, we still haven’t even figured out a motive for the 9/11 attacks yet. Who knows what drove a coordinated team of Islamic extremists to fly planes into buildings? According to our best experts, these men were victims of white supremacy, and they seemed to really hate buildings—so that’s probably why they did that. We’re still working on it though. It’s a real mystery.”
FBI Director Christopher Wray confirmed that they will get around to investigating the motive behind the synagogue shooter as soon as they finish up their investigation into the motives behind the “baffling” attack on the World Trade Center. “We may need 4-5 more years of investigation to find any answers,” he said.
FBI agents are also looking into the mysterious reasons why the entire country hates the FBI, but say they may be 10-15 years away from any clear answers. “We’re pretty sure it has something to do with white supremacy,” said Wray.
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Hmm, I don’t remember hearing the official motive…unless it was because they hate us for our freedoms.
I think Ron Paul got it right though…Blow Back. Or I’m naive and it was a False Flag.
If you believe the BS narrative from the government, then blowback is an accurate motive that even the 9-11 Whitwash Commission cited. Not that anyone would ever pay attention and stop all US overseas terrorism so as to hopefully prevent another such incident. Instead we engaged in 20 more years of it. But of course 9-11 was an inside job false flag used to justify a takeover of the Afghan opium poppy fields by the CIA, and as a giant wealth transfer to the MIC and Cheney’s Halliburton. Oh, the usual rounds of domestic tyranny and destruction of freedom for US citizens happened as well. They always do.
Perhaps if the perps were dressed in mom jeans and holding anti-mask signs they would be able to figure it out.
That is no joke, Pup. I have a friend I worked with who had her door busted down, handcuffed, home searched, intimidated, and charges brought against her…all because the school board reported her as a domestic terrorist. They really aren’t joking around.
Was this in Texas?
No