WASHINGTON, D.C—The Senate has passed legislation that would make daylight savings time permanent. This decision has garnered bipartisan support but has run into a slight hiccup as congresswoman AOC has objected, stating we must continue to set our clocks twice a year.
“I for one am in favor of saving sunshine, not letting it go to waste, by selfishly consuming it all the time.” said congresswoman AOC. “Setting our clocks twice a year is a small price to pay to ensure we never run out of our sunshine supply.”
“These Senators are too lazy to be mildly inconvenienced to change their clocks and use up less sunlight in certain months.” continued AOC. “In fact, I propose we should be setting our clocks even MORE to conserve sunlight.”
AOC’s fellow Congress members tried to explain to her that our Sun has 7 billion years of sunshine left and it’s literally called the Sunshine Protection Act, but she remained unconvinced. “It’s just like leaving my tesla lights on. Whenever I leave them on all night, my battery runs out quicker. And that’s exactly what Congress wants to happen with the sun! It’s lunacy!”
At publishing time, AOC proposed a revised version of the Green New Deal where Americans conserve sunlight by becoming nocturnal and only using up a maximum of 1 hour of sunlight a day.
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One of the first COVERT acts of psychological warfare in modern times, Rationalized in various ways, all basically some variant of “If IT Saves One LIFE’, or “IT’S For The CHILDREN”
To Any responsible person that has a daily schedule, The sole function of the twice yearly change?
Disruption of your natural circadian rhythm. Haven’t used an alarm clock in years. Did fairly extensive testing on myself. Can basically tell myself what time I need to wake up and Voila.
Woke up for years a 5 am. on the dot quite naturally Everyday. Started the ‘Field Trials’ on programming myself when I got a day off/Weekends.
You can do it as well if you put your mind to it. You’ll be surprised at how accurate you can become with very little effort*.
*Caveat/Full Disclosure Best to refine this practice when not under the influence of various products.
Even though she LIKELY didn’t say it.
She will eventually.
The Bee is an oracle.
The headline is as dumb as AOC. It is daylight SAVING time, not savings.
It’s hard to believe even AOC is that stupid. Personally I oppose the idea as passed by unanimous consent by the Senate. Year round STANDARD TIME…like Arizona, Puerto Rico, and a few other American places…now I could sign onto that. DST in winter, though, is a bad idea, even if it would extend the golf season for senators.
But AOC worrying about using up sunlight with DST? I really want to believe she’s that stupid. I know her constituents are, so I guess it’s possible.