Usually Walmart wings will give you a good 5-10 minute head start to reach a bathroom but I suppose sitting and snacking is the safest way to eat that food.
WHO THE F*CK BAKES COOKIES IN THEIR CAR?!?!
Have you ever been walking around Walmart and you hit that weird smell? Like, is it roadkill? Is it just human body odor? Probably both.
Umm, why hasn’t Target security come up and escorted you back to Walmart yet?
That’s kinda what I wanna do every time some jerkoff steals my parking space. Who’s in a hurry now bitch?
Some may find this cruel, I on the other hand find this to be genius. It serves the same purpose of those kid leashes but instead of looking like a tamed dog this kid now looks like a total badass. Think of his street cred; off the charts right now.
Roses are red, violets are blue, those boot say stripper, those jeans do too.
Winter looks like it’s gonna be a bitch this year! Damn, no joke, my balls just jumped up into my body because they are scared.
I’m gonna go ahead and say “close enough” and give you a pass on this one. They both carry things and there is a 90% chance the one I pick will have one leg that is stuck and makes a weird noise the entire time I use it while it pulls to the right.
Bambi’s out for revenge this time motherf*ckers.
Now that’s what I call an easy rider!
Typically clothing is supposed to cover your bikini tan line, but then again typically people wear shoes out in public! Is it just me or does that still seem like a really small amount of clothing, even for scantily clad? Take a minute to look at her and the amount of skin vs. clothing. Seems like the total amount of clothing all stacked up and put together might cover 1 leg. Awful to look at? No. But we have principles around here….I think
What the hell? First, I’m pretty sure dudes at the International Space Station even have a better way to dry their ass and they are floating in space. Secondly, and most importantly, you’re wasting your time. Have you ever tried to dry your hands using one of those things? Useless, it just pushes the water to other parts of your hand. I can only imagine what it’s doing to your taint
Jobs are tough.
Apple Bottom? More like pancake bottom with dat flat ass. #OhhhhGetEm!
Did we just find the cover to our next book?
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The nice looking White girls stand out more because of their figures than coverage; for every fit girl like, there are a 100 gross looking obese females (and thanks for not posting them). China has a shortage of millions of women but we couldn’t pay China to take our surplus American women.
We should at least try upping the dowry before we conclude that China won’t relieve us.
I used to eat at a place in Chinatown in Honolulu named Wo Fat. One could market the American girls to China for marriage to their abundant men. Instead of cherry blossoms like the asian women for western men site, it could be called Whoa Fats.
Once the globohomoschlomos of GAE get done destroying the petrodollar and sending us to Weimar-like hyper inflation, I’ll probably be doing my laundry and drying my ass with a hand dryer in a Walmart bathroom, too. I’ll be hunting squirrels with a wrist-rocket for protein and making pancakes out of acorns.
which scared you more? bambi on the left or the girl on the right.
I don’t think it was a girl. It looked like a trans-semite and I have no explanation for its existence, but the deer makes sense.
The creature on the right terrified me so much that it took a moment to even notice the irate deer.
Dis anyone have a feels for what the deer thought ?
I’d Jump a mile as well
The caption I would put on the misspelled “Yeild” would be : You Had One Job!!!”.
Yield! And you would have failed that job!
Pic #1, surely not?
Pic #3, totally relate. Mentioned before while a part time hardware guru, sometimes questioned if smelly peeps ever heard of water as in try washing your hiny sometime. Smelly peeps enough to gag a maggot! “Social distancing” before “social distancing” was cool.
Check out the ankles on the woman with her kid handcuffed to her shopping cart!