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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:24 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:25 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:13 pm

Some people just live too long.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
May 6, 2022 3:56 pm

Booster #4’s the charm.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
May 6, 2022 7:21 pm

BURN IT!!!
BURN IT WITH FIRE!!!

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:26 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:17 pm

After all the work, planting, fertilizing, pest eradication, picking, and transporting halfway across the world, at Costco in Canada Bob says, “$3.99? Are you nuts?”

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:26 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 6, 2022 7:22 pm

Nothing like an 11 second workout to make the man.

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:27 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 6, 2022 4:00 pm

Where was he last week when the doughnut girl was around?

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:27 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:22 pm

limpwrist.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 6, 2022 4:01 pm

Just fork it.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
May 6, 2022 7:23 pm

This is what happens when your wrist is that limp.

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:28 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:28 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:24 pm

Okay, yes, he broke his back, but it was so funny.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
May 6, 2022 4:04 pm

…and his nose, even “funnierer”

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:29 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:24 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  fujigm
May 6, 2022 2:06 pm

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Nelson Muntz
Nelson Muntz
  Colorado Artist
May 7, 2022 12:49 pm

That’s nothing compared to sitting in the driver’s seat of an M113 and having .50 cal brass from Ma Deuce raining down the back of your neck into your collar.

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:30 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 6, 2022 8:28 pm

tourettes

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:31 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 6, 2022 8:30 pm

democrats the past two years.

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:32 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 6, 2022 4:15 pm

Shhhh! Ancient Chinese secret additive.

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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:32 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 6, 2022 2:08 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 6, 2022 4:22 pm

Got mine as a Christmas gift. Now the bugs are starting, what fun. Even my dog loves it, free salty morsels.
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
May 6, 2022 8:32 pm

If you don’t have the laser sight, you aren’t having fun.
“If it’s red, it’s dead.”

Dark Thoughts
Dark Thoughts
  Colorado Artist
May 7, 2022 5:55 pm

Is there a bayonet lug available?

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:33 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 6, 2022 8:39 pm

well played.

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:33 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:27 pm

Eew! I think that one’s a man.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
May 6, 2022 8:33 pm

Snatched it!

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:33 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:27 pm

Snake whisperer.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:28 pm

Hey, get your kid away from my pet python!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
May 6, 2022 2:10 pm

cobra!

Bob P
Bob P
  Colorado Artist
May 6, 2022 2:21 pm

I’m a city boy. I’m lucky I knew it was a snake.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 6, 2022 4:39 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:34 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:34 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 6, 2022 12:50 pm

Just like ancient Roman times…
. . . and we think we have “advanced” so much since then.

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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:35 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:35 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 6, 2022 4:43 pm

His owners call him “Milkweed”.

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:35 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:36 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:36 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 6, 2022 4:52 pm

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and there was rejoicing…
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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mix
May 6, 2022 6:50 pm

Three finger gapper

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:37 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:29 pm

Typical Tesla buyer.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
May 6, 2022 3:48 pm

Just how is it possible that the door doesn’t close when you (a) sit in the driver’s seat; (b) push the ‘start’ button; and (c) put it in gear?

todd
todd
  Anthony Aaron
May 6, 2022 6:20 pm

maybe not the first time for this particular hinge adjustment…

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:37 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:37 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:38 pm

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todd
todd
  nkit
May 6, 2022 6:20 pm

was that david icke?

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:38 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:34 pm

Back to the Future 4 flopped at the box office.

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:39 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 6, 2022 5:02 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:39 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:35 pm

Huh, I guess there really is a food crisis.

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:40 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:36 pm

Then, for some reason, she made him sleep on the couch. I’ll never understand women.

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  Bob P
May 7, 2022 12:10 am

There’s gotta be a porn joke in there somewhere!!

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:40 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 6, 2022 5:21 pm

Liberals, “nuf said”.
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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:40 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 6, 2022 2:12 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
May 6, 2022 2:13 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
May 6, 2022 2:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:41 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
May 6, 2022 11:24 pm

Kids that do this will save us someday

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:41 pm

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Student of History
Student of History
  nkit
May 6, 2022 12:52 pm

She symbolizes all the leftyleft that are working overtime to impose the snake’s way of “governing,” right?
. . .
Right?
. . .
(Silence IS considered to be consent.)

Mix
Mix
  Student of History
May 6, 2022 5:24 pm

Definite “swallower”.

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  Mix
May 7, 2022 12:12 am

I just want to put the head in…

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:42 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 6, 2022 11:41 pm

The mask wearing “vaccinated” following Fauci to their deaths.

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:42 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 6, 2022 5:28 pm

8 months earlier…
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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:42 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 6, 2022 5:29 pm

Build back better in action.

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:43 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
May 6, 2022 11:26 pm

Tim the Toolman Taylor

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:43 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:44 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 6, 2022 8:42 pm

When a stupid shart wears a mask alone, there should be no mystery it can’t find a door.

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:44 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 6, 2022 8:43 pm

Capybaras are the NBA shits of rodents.

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:44 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:35 pm

Ooooh!
Clever.

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:45 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:19 pm

Far better than some other things I’ve unfortunately heard certain types do with their “pets.”

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:41 pm

That guy’s squirrely.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Bob P
May 6, 2022 11:29 pm

I may have shot him by accident to save him

Na

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:45 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:43 pm

Well, it appeared to work on their stomachs anyway.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
May 6, 2022 11:30 pm

Upvoted because bizarre

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:46 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 6, 2022 5:35 pm

OK, Goldilocks, where are you, you thieving bitch.

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:46 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 6, 2022 5:37 pm

raveled

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:46 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:44 pm

The cat seems to like the special brownies.

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:47 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 6, 2022 2:32 pm

GO AVS!!!
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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 6, 2022 5:39 pm

Yoko sure has fallen.