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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 11:58 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 6, 2022 12:26 pm

Yes, Steven, I’ll marry you . . . if you can find the ring.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
May 7, 2022 8:00 am

Maybe she said no……knocked his arm so he would drop it……..and the video stops just b4 he releases her harness…..
or…
He is the dumbest fuck on planet earth to not have seen that coming!!!!!

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 11:58 am

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 6, 2022 12:22 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
May 6, 2022 12:23 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
May 6, 2022 12:27 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
May 6, 2022 12:28 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
May 6, 2022 1:46 pm

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Mix
Mix
  Colorado Artist
May 6, 2022 1:46 pm

Agreed!
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
May 6, 2022 1:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 11:59 am

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Mix
Mix
May 6, 2022 11:59 am

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Mix
Mix
  Mix
May 6, 2022 12:00 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Mix
May 6, 2022 12:29 pm

Hey, SCOTUS, starting to understand how loony and evil these leftists are? Maybe you should’ve taken the election fraud cases seriously.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Bob P
May 6, 2022 4:35 pm

now they have a loony leftist on the internet advocating to kill two of them so FJB can put in two left/commies to keep Roe. no limit to loony leftist and all their minions.

GT Void
GT Void
  Mix
May 6, 2022 8:52 pm

Unfortunately, people don’t really understand what this decision is really about- it is not about abortion. It is about the fact the the Supreme Court violated the separation of powers in the US Constitution and legislated from the bench, creating a law that was illegal and unenforceable- although morons enforced it. This decision was to correct that illegal act.

But now, leftist congress and their RINO buddies will pass a new abortion law that when challenged before the SC and will probably be upheld because they are spineless.

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 11:59 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 6, 2022 12:30 pm

Yup, they need a bit of punishment to set them straight.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Bob P
May 6, 2022 11:33 pm

That wasn’t punishment. Punishment involves pain. And Mommy needs some, too.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
May 6, 2022 12:46 pm

Absolutely PRICELESS!

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:00 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 6, 2022 12:31 pm

George never believed his doctor’s advice that all that beef would eventually kill him.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
May 6, 2022 1:57 pm

George
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nkit
nkit
  Bob P
May 6, 2022 5:37 pm

I’m calling penalty. That bull led with the crown of his head.

49%mfer
49%mfer
  nkit
May 6, 2022 3:10 pm

D.R.T.
Dead Right There.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  49%mfer
May 6, 2022 6:44 pm

Instant democrat voter.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 6, 2022 6:43 pm

ANOTHER newly minted Biden voter.

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:00 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:59 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:01 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 6, 2022 12:39 pm

I’d bet on an old man against anyone with a ponytail.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
May 6, 2022 6:45 pm

Ohhhh Black Betty…Ambalamps….

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
May 6, 2022 11:11 pm

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.ishmael
.ishmael
  Colorado Artist
May 7, 2022 1:41 am

Another vid that ends too soon.

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
May 6, 2022 12:52 pm

And man-bun boy gets pummeled.
By a geezer…

Suds
Suds
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:10 pm

Love this! Junior’s man bun musta been bunched too tight.
Pops dusted off his fight game.
Always fun to see an older dude kick some ass on a cocky whippersnapper upstart.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 6, 2022 2:50 pm

God this war is going to be the easiest one we ever faught

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
May 6, 2022 6:47 pm

Over in several minutes…
Have you seen the Aqueefa spetsnaz?
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!
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Gregabob
Gregabob
  Colorado Artist
May 6, 2022 11:50 pm

The struggle to hide the fat skirt is real–and you’re losing…

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Colorado Artist
May 7, 2022 8:05 am

That is so fucking gross…yuck!

Anonymous
Anonymous
May 6, 2022 12:01 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Anonymous
May 6, 2022 12:36 pm

You clean the egg white off the sheet!

Student of History
Student of History
  Bob P
May 6, 2022 1:04 pm

What hun…
. . . zzzzz.

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:01 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
May 6, 2022 12:47 pm

The luckiest man in the world!

Mix
Mix

Michigan’s open-carry but,
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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Mix
May 7, 2022 8:07 am

I don’t always open carry, but when I do…….

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist

A one and a million misfire.
And the dope didn’t know how to clear a failure to fire.
FF gold medal.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Colorado Artist
May 6, 2022 11:41 pm

Water pistol.

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:02 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:02 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:02 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 6, 2022 6:49 pm

That dog needs some black leather pants….

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:03 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 6, 2022 12:41 pm

I’ve tried to imagine what it would be like to be the best pogo sticker on the planet, but every time I wanted to kill myself.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
May 6, 2022 6:52 pm

Like being the world’s best Hackey-Sacker.
A massive waste of time.

Student of History
Student of History
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:06 pm

What I wanna know is why every single pogo stick available when I was a kid/teen were just stupid toys that would NEVER let anyone do anything really cool like this. I feel like I missed out, bigtime.

Mix
Mix
  Student of History
May 6, 2022 2:20 pm

Improvise!
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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:04 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
May 7, 2022 8:10 am

Balto the steampup hero.

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:04 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 6, 2022 2:23 pm

This gif is priceless, thanks nkit.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 6, 2022 6:53 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH!!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
May 6, 2022 6:54 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:05 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:57 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 7, 2022 5:41 am

Kick like they drive.

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:06 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
May 6, 2022 12:17 pm

Le….le…..let’s…….let’s go get tha…tha…tha cat an….an..and you can hold it down while I…….

Bob P
Bob P

Spike doesn’t look too interested.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 6, 2022 2:34 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
May 6, 2022 6:55 pm

We don’t deserve these magnificent creatures.

Just got a new baby wienerdog.
Its beyond joy.
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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Colorado Artist
May 7, 2022 8:12 am

Did it come with a laptop?

Red Greenback
Red Greenback
  Mix
May 6, 2022 8:41 pm

Wag the dog.

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:06 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:49 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:07 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
May 6, 2022 12:21 pm

I’m not sure if his look is that of him thinking “I’d like to see my her (his wife) do that naked” or of a father thinking “I spent 50K for her to learn that at school!!!”?

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 6, 2022 12:44 pm

So, honey, what did you learn at college this term?

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
May 6, 2022 2:43 pm

Robin was my bitch.
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Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Mix
May 6, 2022 4:45 pm

in the next unshown scene, the Joker has his way.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
May 6, 2022 4:43 pm

and now for her best trick.

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:08 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 6, 2022 2:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:09 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 6, 2022 2:55 pm

Who wiped that dick off his face?

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:10 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 6, 2022 2:58 pm

Where are my amphetamines?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
May 6, 2022 7:01 pm

Happy boi.
Been in the flat too long.

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:10 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:11 pm

There’s nothing quite like the rotation…

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:11 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 6, 2022 12:47 pm

Free rider. Must be a leftist bird.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
May 6, 2022 3:03 pm

Alpha gosling. Libtards are too stupid.

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Mix
May 6, 2022 11:56 pm

Alpha cygnet.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
May 6, 2022 7:02 pm

Black swan..

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:11 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 6, 2022 12:49 pm

The evidence leads me to conclude she was knocked up by a wetback.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
May 6, 2022 3:07 pm

Feeding habits.
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
May 6, 2022 7:03 pm

Twern’t a Scotsman….

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:12 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 6, 2022 12:51 pm

Emily thought it was so cute she let it continue until one sad day six months later every bone in her body was crushed.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
May 6, 2022 7:10 pm

Republicans and how they like to be treated by democrats in congress.

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:14 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:13 pm

Self fist-FACED!

Mix
Mix
  fujigm
May 6, 2022 3:11 pm

Self-inflicted gains an extra thumbs-up.

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:14 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 6, 2022 12:52 pm

Next time I dive in a pool I’ll check for motorcycles first.

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:15 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 6, 2022 12:53 pm

Hey, asshole, you got your face all over my tire!

fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:14 pm

Melon-buster rotation.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 6, 2022 3:17 pm

Bicycle ramps by Jedd Inc. LLC
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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:15 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 6, 2022 12:54 pm

This is why you should never hang your pork out to dry.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:59 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
May 6, 2022 2:00 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
May 6, 2022 2:00 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
May 6, 2022 2:01 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
May 6, 2022 11:54 pm

just another poor cross-eyed Siamese

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
May 6, 2022 2:02 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:15 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 6, 2022 12:55 pm

Don’t give the leftists any ideas or we’ll have to wear a mask drinking coffee.

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:16 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 6, 2022 7:12 pm

Millennial.

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:17 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 6, 2022 7:14 pm

“mamma’s little baby loves the shote’nin shote’nin’

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  Colorado Artist
May 7, 2022 12:32 am

Everybody was kung-fu fighting…

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:17 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 6, 2022 3:28 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Mix
May 6, 2022 7:14 pm

Did you know that all KKK members were/are democrats, but not all democrats were/are KKK members.

GT Void
GT Void

Did you know that in gematria KKK equals 11 11 11 which equals 33, the free mason high order number.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  GT Void
May 7, 2022 8:15 am

Oh…..you’re one of “those”.

GT Void
GT Void

*wink wink*

GT Void
GT Void
  GT Void
May 8, 2022 10:36 pm

2 free masons disliked this post.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 6, 2022 11:55 pm

dumpster diver team

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  nkit
May 7, 2022 12:33 am

A fresh batch of trash pandas!

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:18 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:19 pm

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fujigm
fujigm
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:17 pm

killer LALO.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 6, 2022 3:32 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
May 6, 2022 7:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:19 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 6, 2022 3:34 pm

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Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Mix
May 6, 2022 5:08 pm

ya mean a real douche?

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:19 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:00 pm

Some say the new Mercedes Egret has an ostentatious hood ornament, but I don’t see it.

Mix
Mix
  Bob P
May 6, 2022 3:42 pm

Gold plating came can be ostentatious also…
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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 6, 2022 11:58 pm

they think it’s cute now…wait till they get out and see their paint finish. I had peacocks and they can scratch a hood up faster than you can say “oh shit”

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:20 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:01 pm

Okay, she’s dead, let’s cut her up and share her.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:51 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
May 6, 2022 1:52 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
May 6, 2022 1:52 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
May 6, 2022 1:53 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Colorado Artist
May 7, 2022 8:18 am

That’s gotta hurt as much as a guy running naked also.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
May 6, 2022 1:54 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:21 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:21 pm

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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:22 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:10 pm

This incredible video, from the point of view of the idiot on the chandelier, shows the moment of death.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 6, 2022 3:49 pm

What could go wrong?
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nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:22 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:11 pm

So, no fuck tonight, right, honey?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
May 6, 2022 2:31 pm

GO AVS!!!
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Mix
Mix
  Bob P
May 6, 2022 3:51 pm

He’s pissed, he’s got to go get another $19.95 beer.

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:23 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
May 6, 2022 3:53 pm

Cats suck at any size.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Mix
May 6, 2022 7:18 pm

Dedicated killers.
In Britain, housecats kill over a billion songbirds a year.
God knows the world wide total.

nkit
nkit
May 6, 2022 12:24 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
May 6, 2022 1:17 pm

If that’s not mom stopping under legal drinking age daughter from getting wasted before the boring family dinner, then there’s something serious F.F. about this little clip.