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Traditional men let socialist women and soyboys take over. We need to restrict the women to the bedroom, kitchen, and laundry room and send the soyboys to a barren island in the Pacific. (Now that ought to earn me some down votes.)
I don’ t miss the Diverity and Inclusiveness emails and mandatory training I had to endure when I worked for the largest real estate firm a few years ago..
I was working part time after retiring, for a convenience store chain, and they sent around all that D&I BS one day. Store Manager apologetically said everybody had to sit through it but she didn’t care if we remembered any of it. The black Asst Manager said outright “This is a GD waste of time.”
Can’t down vote a bullseye shot…
Stop the Matriarchy!!!…..
Sad on every level.
Scooter “man” embodies San Francisco. I keep telling you most guys with beards these days are soy boys. The only thing more telling is when they take those open-mouth (soyjack) pictures.
I see one!
There is…….but the patient almost always dies of the primary ingredient, lead.
I have a beard, had one for the past 30 years
But do you have a scooter?
Where’s my abortion badge? Get with it, Loyalty Card people, or I’ll dox you!
Sir! You’ve already received your abortion badge, see?
The pink pu**y hat is clearly stamped on your card.
Cinco de Mayo, bitches.
Cinco de Quatro according to the Halfrican.
Do they actually have life guards at Kiddy Pools now?
Depends on how much insurance is required in your locality…
. . . kinda like how diving boards disappeared from so many public pools.
8 people DIED at Action Park.
Best amusement park ever.
Went there many times and had a blast each time.
Seriously unhappy when they shut it down.
Absolutely the very best amusement park I ever enjoyed.
there used to be a place called Eckels Lake in Delaware Co, north of Columbus OH back in the 60s and 70s. Actually an old stone quarry that was filled with water. But it had a 50 ft aluminum slide, a 50 ft diving board, and several other crazy contraptions to amuse the local teenagers. I don’t recall anyone getting killed but it had the potential. Unfortunately it is now drained. But definitely a great time and some great memories
Private pools, too.
Like everything else they do, it is all for show.
Just in case I’ll steer well clear.
I told that bitch if she kicked me out I wouldn’t even leave her a pot to piss in, so I had to take it.
I let her keep the snake.
There is no fouler smell than snake shit.
Doubt me?
Pick up any garter snake and they will shit on you.
You’ll never forget the stench.
I apologize in advance just in case I “stole” this meme from TBP.
And also this one, which it seems was not quite appreciated for its brilliance wherever I reposted it.
Let the drinking begin early this f.f.
This may be a foolish question, but do female orangutans have dicks?
What have you got against orangutans? They are far more attractive and lovable than this sub-species member.
NO! Only the male ones. Geez, you’d think you have to be a biologist to figure that out.
No worries, the IRS is more than happy to do the maff for you.
When you were a kid?
My bike bought just 2 year ago had the same pedals, and already caused the same childhood pain three times.
Returning you to your youth, no doubt.
Money well spent.
Deffo.
Lost some weight after buying it…
. . . not sure how much of it was skin though.
How to scare a demonrat;
A few low-level flunkies might be scared but no one powerful.
Sussman is the only one to face anything.
Who the fk is Sussman?
I’m still waiting
How to f.f. in style…
Mix’s plan to dig up a sidewalk to look up women’s skirts went sideways when one of them tripped over his head. Sentencing is next Wednesday.
Not that one Bob, she’s still in my basement.
Whip it good!
Come here……COME HERE NOW……..good girl……..give……..GIVE……Good Girl………..Sit….Stay…………Good Girl…….Kisses……..Give Daddy kisses………..Good Girl
How about make ammo affordable again …
people don’t kill people, kiddie utensils do
Forks are the cause of obesity.
Private residence for sale in Palo Alto. Asking $2 million. Serious offers only.
I first that on The Howie Carr show when I lived in MA and called on this dealership
And Its gone
https://giphy.com/clips/southpark-gzQQaZWUjSomCaUimW
You’d think a week later he would’ve been ready.
Chocolate glazed had been my favourite till just now.
My favorite donut.
Two in the gooch, one in the pooch…
two in the pink, one in the stink.
That’s called The Shocker
HHAHAHAHAHA!
Yep.
two in the pink one in the stink.
Tom thought working a Dunkin’ Doughnuts sucked anyhow.
Prick ‘n balls
Dicklet
Fuckpole
Custard launcher
or for the more traditional:
Rod
Willy
Johnson.
Cock n’ balls
Genitals
Dickface
Piss ‘n balls
Richard White
Dick head
Prick…or Dick
Richard Cranium
Fluffy?
Cockcat
Barack! or maybe Joe!
AMY!, just AMY!
I know f.f. is not for learning, so here are my two cents…
There’s something suggestive about this.
Well…
. . . duh, Bob P.
Seems that Mrs P has somehow managed to affect your thinking if you only think there’s something suggestive about that little video snippet.
Until now, all us menfolk were SO impressed by your blatant masculinity…
. . .. sharpen up, SIR.
(Please, for the sake of the rest of us, we’re counting on ya.)
I was aiming for understatement, my favourite kind of humour, but apparently I failed, just as Mrs. P would expect.
Touché.
Was worried about you there for a moment
Marriage material.
I was thinking kink partner.
Yum.
Suzie was a showoff, but I fixed it.
Yum…..Shibari……
think I saw that commercial on tv something like Golo?
Rules for radicals,
revision #18356.
I sense there may be faggotry afoot.
So, Mr. Jones, how did you get your penis cut off?
Well, Doc, it’s a funny story . . .
A dad is driving his young daughter home from ballet practice at night.
He doen’t realize Lorena Bobbit is driving the car in front.
Suddenly, something splats on the windshield.
The little girl says, “Oh my gosh! what was that!”
The father stutters..”Uh….um…it was a bug.”
The little girls says, “Man, it had a huge dick!”
Bring back JOTW!
digging those scissors outta your azz is gonna hurt!
Cause of death: heart attack
covid
The shit eating grins before make it.
Notwithstanding all the work and complexity of this one, I like the towel on the chair better.
He should a knowed: Never take a handoff in the hood!
How Becky became Jason’s girl.
General Milley shows his true colours.
even after all these years the unknown comic is still pranking. RIP Chuck Barris
That’s what I’d be doing if I were where the cat is, too.
Damn Bob, I didn’t even see the cat, my mind must be dirt…
If Biden’s economic policies continue, food is what all the kids will be wishing for by next Christmas.
“Survivalist has new meaning now, doesn’t it”.
That’s some funny shit, right there.
Full scorp.
big time
Ryan’s prank was popular with his buddies; not so much with his ex-girlfriend.
The main threat here is that charging rhino.
Max and Tia love playing “liberal” between catnip.
That second guy reminds of the Antifa shuffel guy. Still to this day, the funniest shit I’ve ever seen.
Nothing runs like a Deere.
Future CRT college professor.
NOW it’s a Biden voter.
hasn’t had physics class yet…assuming a stair rise of 8″ that’s about an 11 foot drop…im not smart enough to factor in velocity but i do know a little about gravity…
Future CRT college professors.
Pedro got the impression that she wasn’t impressed.
GO AVS!!!!!!
&ct=g
In Jr. High, I was in “Oklahoma” an during rehearsal of a kiss scene with a girl who I had a major crush on- I was Will Parker she Ado Annie- I almost dripped snot on her face, barely shifted my head away in time.
bitch just destroyed his life…look how happy he was
Did he throw some tongue in there?
poor kid is probably traumatized for life and will suffer ED in adulthood
One of the few times you can say funny sad.
“So, Bill,” said his wife afterward, “was your towel worth the price of your left foot?”
Wally is a condescending Alligatoridae.
They say “let sleeping dogs lie.”
Obviously that applies to alligators, and probably to crocodiles too.
Too bad that JimmyJoeBob didn’t consider this eventuality, and…
. . . well the result was not surprising now, was it?
I could keep watching to figure out wtf this is about, but I have other gifs to comment on.
Chris Hanson.
To catch a predator.
Guy came to see little girl and got the 20 Q’s from Chris.
they could stream that 24/7/365 and still not catch all these POS losers, although President Trump is making a big dent in it.