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Stupid monkeys still use typewriters.
No WIFI in the jungle.
I could read that easier than ebonics.
Can someone tell me what I’m doing wrong. When I copy and paste the YT vid URL into the comment box then hit the comment box to post it, it loads to my entry and will play, however, when I leave TBP and come back , it is gone. What happened? Help for a friend.
Shortly thereafter the teens were seen eating soup and telling those damn kids to ‘get off my lawn’!
Not only that but the sound was horrible, no matter how he adjusted the bass and treble.
That only works with 8-track players.
Well, duh!
He put it in backwards!
We’re keeping our guns, and we’re coming for you baby killers.
Damn – the image fails to load…
. . . perfect for Friday Fail though, i’nnit?
I’nnit, though?
Well, if Florence says so, it must be true. Gimme some fentanyl!
They gave me fentanyl for a pancreas biopsy back in 2004 before it was a thing.
Worst hangover I’ve ever had.
WTF is with people using this shit for pleasure?
Shouldn’t his mouth be open?
Bad dog! I told you no more than half a bottle. Now what the hell am I supposed to drink?
I lived that. Lived in Condo. On a Friday had friends over at 3 drinking Captain and cokes and welcomed everyone in building to join as they came home from work. Sorta meet and greet totally spontaneous. We all got hammered and neighbor brought his pug.
Of course, everyone put their solo cups on ground to go inside and use restroom, and pug got hammered. Yes, we had to do 2nd run for more.
Pug couldn’t breathe to begin with and took two days to recovery. Us 1, because it was Saturday night.
LOL
In Norway our former Prime Minister (Erna Solberg) was “affectionally” known by many as Miss Piggy. This meme is for her.
A miss piggy with balls…hmmmmm.
Must be a misgendered swine.
Ms. Piggy was the beginning of the fat body-positive movement.
And it was directed at children.
Or angles.
Jar-Jar Binks.
Science has proven those blue masks are ineffective against both viruses and dicks.
The sculptor is probably also a carpet muncher!
So what?
I’ll buy her a drink and talk of our admiration for the female form.
Looks like Fauci is enjoying this almost as much as he enjoys screwing the entire country.
Your grammar sucks, too. You should have never been awarded a degree.
Too many “likes” in your post.
You’re obviously a woke moron.
Fuck your degree, just shoot you in the head and dump your body in a dumpster…
Kool.
“do you smoke after sex?”
“I don’t know I never looked.”
I use to smoke during sex. Now I’m so old all I have left is a cinder.
Well, he’s catering to about 80% of the population, but how many will admit it?
I’ll be the first to say it doesn’t matter what you look like if you have a rockin’ bod.
30 years of experience tells me I’m right.
Yes, but it all revolves around me!
Disney was worried that the storm troopers were all white males but didn’t want to portray blacks or Chicanos as evil storm troopers either. This was their solution.
Hell
The 11th level of Dante’s ‘Inferno’ …
He must have done some wicked shit in his past life!!
Get a ‘fart squirrel” as a pup.
They are VERY trainable, and devoted.
Had a friend that could sic his skunk on someone.
But it was an affection sponge with him.
Never seen a more awesome pet.
At least until he read Mein Kampf. Now he attacks my Polish and French neighbours.
You should see what he did to the dindu next door…
So you’re constipated?
Is it just me….
Yes.
Thanks a lot.
Before or after facial reconstruction surgery?
They all look the same anyways.
Class, LGBT first came about in Sodom and Gomorrah, two ancient cities that were ahead of their time. Modern-day New York is patterned after them.
If God does not punish the US, He owes Sodom and Gomorrah an apology.
Babylon the Great will fall.
I just wanna see someone’s bitchy know-it-all wife turn to a pillar of salt.
Just sayin’.
I hate ignorant people who don’t pick up after their All Terrain Walkers.
I remember that guy in Quest for Fire.
Was also in the tv series about the biker gang~ Sons Of Anarchy
Ted Nugent?
Ron Perlman – uber-liberal douchebag
Takes monkey dick….
he was the retard in the name of the rose.
R.I.P. Wilford.
Doubles as the John Durham big fish conviction counter.
That’s redundant – you’re just counting the same people again, right?
People talk about no Epstein arrests, yet the vampire Queen of England has yet to answer for the 15 orphan children she took on a picnic in Canada and were never heard from again.
Do tell.
Why do ignorant people feel the need to downvote? Just asking for a friend. And by the way, she was convicted in an international court for the disappearance of 10 african children in 1964. wake up.
But they’re too stupid to listen, so just shut up.
The literal path of failure.
And the star represents what?
The money shot?
Pedophiles in Congress defeated the motion 425-10.
sign at Robb Elementary?
A livable Mercedes Sprinter 4×4 is $145K.
Used.
Dad! I asked for a triceratops.
She must’ve been horny…
The acorn doesn’t fall far from the tree…it probably pisses her off more that you call it “mind”craft!!
Dickhead
Also known as Richard Cranium.
New Grateful Dead album cover?
No.
I hear a lot of them aren’t grateful.
But better them than me.
The three skeletons above would’ve been better here.
How welfare works.
Shitty ideas like this one anyway.
Alternative energy in a meme.
How apropos.
How am I supposed to piss with a boner?
Way over the urinal, that’s how!
Not anymore.
Step back approximately twice the latus rectum of the urine parabolic arc (this would be the distance from the urinal to the base of your woodie, or your ballsack, whichever is more convenient).
Fire away.
Engineers can solve any problem, usually with basic geometry…
It’s an arc thing.