This is the Sunday sermon we need

Submitted by Melissa

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22 Comments
Erisa
Erisa
August 7, 2022 8:00 am

I admire him. He’s not afraid to speak the truth- in public.

CCRider
CCRider
August 7, 2022 8:10 am

That was friggen hilarious.

Georges S
Georges S
  CCRider
August 7, 2022 8:46 am

My first thought was: Stucky did it again then I looked it was Melissa……. My bad

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  CCRider
August 7, 2022 9:02 am

I woke up the whole house laughing so loud! Now the whole house is laughing! Church is GREAT!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  The Central Scrutinizer
August 7, 2022 5:25 pm

PRAISE THE LORD!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  CCRider
August 7, 2022 5:18 pm

HAHAHAHAHAH!
I’m still laughing1

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 7, 2022 8:32 am

The Eternal dilemma.

Why ya need a “helpmeet”, as described in the KJV. Meet the urge to scratch the itch, be it as it may.

Find one with small hands.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
August 7, 2022 8:43 am

How is this still up on twit?

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
August 7, 2022 9:00 am

“HA HA ! It’s funny because it’s true!” – Apu, The Simpsons

God has been patient long enough.

Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.
August 7, 2022 9:17 am

Good ol’ Manning.
atlah.org

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
August 7, 2022 9:28 am

Revrend Cornholio tells it. C’mon somebody.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Aunt Acid
August 7, 2022 5:27 pm

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Sen. Cornynholio
Sen. Cornynholio
  Colorado Artist
August 8, 2022 2:13 am

TP for my bunghole is on FIIIIRRRRE !!!

World War Zeke
World War Zeke
  Aunt Acid
August 7, 2022 6:21 pm

Excuse us while we blue-state Governors put these registered sex offenders with monkee poxx into your senior care facilities.

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 7, 2022 9:35 am

All those buttholes shooting out flames aught to keep many a household warm this winter.

overthecliff
overthecliff
August 7, 2022 10:41 am

Had to watch it twice. Laughing to hard the first time to follow closely.

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
August 7, 2022 11:40 am

For some reason, every time I see this I’m reminded of GNL…

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  Abigail Adams
August 7, 2022 1:51 pm

Haha, now why is that? 🙂

Abigail Adams
Abigail Adams
  Glock-N-Load
August 7, 2022 4:43 pm

We probably shouldn’t ‘go’ there. 😉

Anonymous
Anonymous
August 7, 2022 1:09 pm

This version is better!
Card802

B_MC
B_MC
August 7, 2022 1:53 pm

US library defunded after refusing to censor LGBTQ authors

A small-town library is at risk of shutting down after residents of Jamestown, Michigan, voted to defund it rather than tolerate certain LGBTQ+-themed books.

Residents voted on Tuesday to block a renewal of funds tied to property taxes, Bridge Michigan reported.

The vote leaves the library with funds through the first quarter of next year. Once a reserve fund is used up, it would be forced to close

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2022/aug/05/michigan-library-book-bans-lgbtq-authors