TUESDAY TUNES – 80s ONE-HIT WONDERS

Remember any of these?

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James
James
September 20, 2022 10:54 am

While I like the Autograph tune for the rest tis a reason they were one hit wonders,those songs sucked and were annoying as hell!

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  James
September 20, 2022 2:05 pm

Enough of showing us yer pussy, already.

James
James
  Anonymous
September 20, 2022 4:53 pm

Anon,don’t like cats,howz about a baby and a dog,more suited to you am sure!

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  James
September 20, 2022 7:11 pm

It was a joke, thou who doth projecteth thine own sexuality.

Hypersensitive drama tranny.

Bob P
Bob P
September 20, 2022 10:57 am

In the 1970s London, Ont had a couple of the funniest DJs I’ve ever heard. Many AM radio stations then had morning DJs who were expected to entertain the audience with humour. Today we have morning DJ crews of 2 or 3 who are hobbled by today’s ridiculous sensibilities (e.g., don’t insult anyone!). They try to be funny (you can tell because they constantly laugh at each other), but they’re simply not funny. Anyway back to the 1970s, this song, which I love, was introduced as follows: “Here’s Cornelius Brothers and Sister Rose with a medley of their greatest hits.”

Ooze the other one
Ooze the other one
September 20, 2022 11:31 am

“Hast du etwas Zeit für mich..?” (Intro to the German version of “99 Luftballoons.”)

Probably a good thing I still can’t post video links. I’d be more a nuisance in this thread than is acceptable, even on TBP.

If I had to request one song to be added, it would be “DOOT DOOT” by Fruer,
or “BRING ON THE DANCING HORSES” by Echo & the Bunnymen,
or, how about “SHE SELLS SANCTUARY” by The Cult. (This was probably the most requested song on the radio and on the dance floor in the city where I lived at the time.)

The problem here, with me, is that I was heavily involved with non-commercial and commercial radio in the 1980s… and I worked at a dance club that drew people from cities ten times larger than ours. And, music moves my soul almost as much as the Holy Spirit.

Thanks for the collection today! I’m doing my best to keep from building a “TL: dr” list to supplement today’s selections.

James
James
  Ooze the other one
September 20, 2022 11:55 am

The Cult was far more then a one hit wonder,had many hits and great albums with me favorite being The Witch off of the Cool World movie soundtrack:

Ooze the other one
Ooze the other one
  James
September 20, 2022 12:13 pm

Agreed. The Cult had several songs that received plenty of airplay. I had forgotten this was a thread of “One Hit Wonders.” I was thinking of highly popular songs that have since faded from memory on “Classic” radio stations, playlists and streams when I wrote my first comment.

My musical education continues, thanks to threads like these.

James
James
  Ooze the other one
September 20, 2022 12:19 pm

That must have been cool to hear stuff before it hit the public,of course,guess you had to wade through a lot of garbage also!

Ooze the other one
Ooze the other one
  James
September 20, 2022 12:29 pm

The year 1987 was when all the record companies started giving recording contracts to just about anyone. The number of albums we would receive weekly in the early 80s was about 25 per month, from all sources. In 1987, that number skyrocketed to about 100 per month. The crap was no longer being filtered by the record executives.

I had mixed feelings about that turn of a card. On one hand, yes, we had a shit-tonnne more work to sort through the incoming music. But, on the other hand, we were being given the chance to be the deciding factor as to what got air play. Power to the people, I suppose.

The biggest change at that time was in the lyrics and attitudes expressed in the songs being promoted. I’m not saying “Gangsta Rap” was something new on the horizon. After all, “MACK THE KNIFE” was a very popular song several decades ago.

Kurt Weill and Bertolt Brecht wrote this song in 1928 for the German play The Threepenny Opera. “Mack” is Macheath, the title character, portrayed as a criminal. The light melody can make this feel like an upbeat song, but it contrasts sharply with the lyrics, which are about a murderer.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Ooze the other one
September 20, 2022 2:10 pm

As far as Echo & the Bunnymen go, I always liked “New Direction”:

Captain_Obviuos
Captain_Obviuos
  Ooze the other one
September 20, 2022 12:54 pm

Every time I hear The Cult, it takes me back to 1987 and Stella Brisco, my love at the time. She was my “Wild Flower” for real.

Turned out to be my “Love Removal Machine,” but I don’t hold that against the band.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Captain_Obviuos
September 20, 2022 1:14 pm

Don’t tell the li’l ho’s name, ya tool. Jeebus.

Captain_Obviuos
Captain_Obviuos
  Anonymous
September 20, 2022 1:22 pm

Not all of us here are afraid to name names, my Anonymous friend.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Captain_Obviuos
September 20, 2022 1:51 pm

It’s rude to the girl, not brave.

B.S. in V.C.
B.S. in V.C.
  Ooze the other one
September 20, 2022 5:56 pm

The girls we hung out with were into the new wave bands like echo and the bunny men, husker du, the smiths,the cure,and the biggest of them all Depeche mode wasn’t really my thing but the girls damn sure were. Oh to be young again.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  B.S. in V.C.
September 20, 2022 7:34 pm
Anonymous
Anonymous
September 20, 2022 11:47 am

https://www.discogs.com/release/2902002-The-Swinging-Erudites-Unchained-Parodies

https://1001-songs.blogspot.com/

WDS
WDS
  Anonymous
September 21, 2022 7:57 am

I’ll take “Heard It on the X” over this any day.

Suds
Suds
September 20, 2022 11:59 am

If not mistaken, this one emerged in 1987.
Not their only hit, but a pretty good tune just the same.
So it fits, if we stretch the guidelines a bit.
Loud works best, IMO.
With the windows open, an Indian Summer in the air, and a good musical vibe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjDiLxJDNtA

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
September 20, 2022 7:30 pm

They were very good live in ’92, touring behind the “Wish” album – a moving night all around.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 20, 2022 9:53 pm
Ooze the other one
Ooze the other one
September 20, 2022 12:19 pm

Okay. I have a one-hit wonder who should be included:

“YOU SPIN ME ROUND (LIKE A RECORD)” by Dead or Alive. How’s that for a one-hit wonder?

ZeroZee0
ZeroZee0
September 20, 2022 12:24 pm

Can’t forget THIS one from Aldo Nova….

James
James
September 20, 2022 12:24 pm

Here is my contribution to 80’s one hit wonder songs that sucked and are annoying as fuck if you can’t shut them off!

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  James
September 20, 2022 1:24 pm

Madness was certainly NO one-hit wonder. They put out 12 albums, and were leaders in the SKA music movement. Truly great saxophone playing as well. Just fun music.

ICE-9
ICE-9
September 20, 2022 12:29 pm

Forgot one.

Modern version.

Ooze the other one
Ooze the other one
  ICE-9
September 20, 2022 12:36 pm

I just wanted a Pepsi…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Ooze the other one
September 20, 2022 1:53 pm

And she wouldn’t give it to me.

Actually, it sounds kinda whiny-soyfaggy.

ICE-9
ICE-9
  Anonymous
September 20, 2022 3:53 pm

I assure you, their concerts weren’t soy faggy.

Ooze the other one
Ooze the other one
September 20, 2022 12:37 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
September 20, 2022 12:38 pm
Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 20, 2022 12:49 pm

Lene Lovich!
Sparks! with Jane Wiedlin of “The Go-Go’s”
Falco’s original German version of “Der Kommisar” is just as good as the cover performed by AFTER THE FIRE.

How about Nina Hagen? Since you seem to have similar musical interests as I.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 20, 2022 1:09 pm

No interest, just ineradicable memory. Perma-earworms. Although Sparks are truly characters. Cum on Eileen! Let’s all cum on Eileen!

(PG-rated bukkake)

Ooze the other one
Ooze the other one
  Anonymous
September 20, 2022 12:49 pm
MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Anonymous
September 20, 2022 1:25 pm

You have to applaud a guy in a band that has the courage to wear a Hitler mustache (Sparks).

Ooze the other one
Ooze the other one
  MrLiberty
September 20, 2022 1:30 pm

Those guys (Sparks, aka the brothers Mael) are still popular in Europe, apparently. Still putting albums out and trying new musical ideas. Not always my cup of tea, especially the a-capella stuff. But, if we all had the exact musical tastes (or ineradicable memories!) this would be one very boring place.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Ooze the other one
September 20, 2022 1:50 pm

They are Jews, so that ‘stache is mildly significant.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Ooze the other one
September 20, 2022 3:30 pm

Hey, speaking of a-cappella, what about The Bobs?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bobs_(album)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee8ZGyvrH8w
I saw this now-defunct vocal ensemble live in ’85 or ’86. Hysterical (and good). MORE vids:
https://www.google.com/search?q=the+bobs&source=lnms&tbm=vid&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjT4OrPjKT6AhV7LFkFHcUCDQoQ_AUoAnoECAIQBA&cshid=1663702089459592&biw=1163&bih=517&dpr=1.65
They did Cream’s “Sunshine of Your Love” when I saw them live, but I can’t find it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
September 20, 2022 1:56 pm
James
James
September 20, 2022 12:48 pm

Here is yet another one hit wonder from the 80’s,if you are not angry/enraged just give this a listen,when done you will be homicidal!Damn,a lot of shit music one hit wonders from the 80′!

This poor cat listening to this garbage!

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James
James
  James
September 20, 2022 1:19 pm

Fuck…..,just shoot me now!this I believe tops the list for bad one hit wonders!

Seriously,does it get any worse then this drivel!

Imagine you took these songs and made a loop tape you could get confessions out of the most hardened folks with torture like this!

This poor cat is saying,”James,your drunk,get the fuck up and change the radio station pronto!”

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  James
September 20, 2022 1:55 pm

Always showing us your pussy an’ rubbin’ it ‘n’ shit.

Ooze the other one
Ooze the other one
September 20, 2022 12:50 pm

sad attempt on my part to post again…

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Ooze the other one
Ooze the other one
September 20, 2022 12:53 pm
jerryinNH
jerryinNH
September 20, 2022 1:15 pm

The best Boston band of the 80’s ‘Til Tuesday!!

James
James
  jerryinNH
September 20, 2022 1:42 pm

Aimee had a great voice but for 80’s Boston bands lets not forget John Butcher Axis!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  James
September 20, 2022 1:45 pm

Boston:

Go to 29:30
https://www.discogs.com/release/3851089-Swamp-Oaf-Swamp-Oaf

James
James
  James
September 20, 2022 1:49 pm

Oh,Boston band in 80’s,The Pixies,this tune is a classic and can easily relate to it!

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  James
September 20, 2022 3:00 pm

Ah, Boston in the 80’s at the RAT.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  ILuvCO2
September 20, 2022 3:07 pm

Shit! Thank you! Forgot those folks.

Hey – Throwing Muses.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
September 20, 2022 1:21 pm

Hey Rockwell….nobody’s watching you. They might be listing for the sound of your cousin Michael’s voice in the song, but nobody is watching you.

And I always liked the original German version better. Something about a woman singing in German….sounds a bit like a subtle orgasm every now and then. And this version actually has closeups of her singing with that pretty face, etc.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
September 20, 2022 3:43 pm

“Subtle orgasm” = “lite beer”

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
September 20, 2022 1:32 pm

Not giving thumbs up or down, just adding.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
September 20, 2022 1:48 pm
bidenTouchesKids
bidenTouchesKids
  MrLiberty
September 20, 2022 6:18 pm

Did someone say Rick James?

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  bidenTouchesKids
September 20, 2022 6:24 pm

I’m Rick James bitch.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
September 20, 2022 7:14 pm

His last name wasn’t bitch, impostor.

Ooze the other one
Ooze the other one
September 20, 2022 1:40 pm

I think this cover of Norman Greenbaum’s “SPIRIT IN THE SKY”, as performed by Doctor and the Medics is a version that will stand the test of time. I absolutely respect how much effort the production designers expended to avoid the suggestive checkerboard patterns on all dancefloors.

I will eat my hat if one of you guys and gals can convince me that Sigue Sigue Sputnik is NOT a one-hit wonder in our loose definition in this thread!

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 20, 2022 1:50 pm

Does Sigue Sigue Sputnik count as a one-hit wonder?

– Ooze

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Anonymous
September 20, 2022 3:12 pm

No, a zero hit wonder.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
September 20, 2022 6:26 pm

I remember this track was in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

Ooze the Other One
Ooze the Other One
September 20, 2022 1:55 pm

I think that Norman Greenbaum’s classic, “Spirit in the Sky” is improved upon by this cover by The Doctor & The Medics. I particularly appreciate how this video shows absolutely zero “checkerboard” patterns.

Ooze
Ooze
September 20, 2022 1:58 pm
Anonymous
Anonymous
September 20, 2022 2:01 pm

https://www.discogs.com/release/374734-The-Heart-Throbs-Cleopatra-Grip

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 20, 2022 2:04 pm

Norman Greenbaum’s classic, “Spirit in the Sky”, covered by Doctor & the Medics. I applaud the creator of this video for avoiding all “checkerboard” visuals.

– Ooze

Fielding Mellish
Fielding Mellish
September 20, 2022 2:08 pm

Not a chance he is gay.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Fielding Mellish
September 20, 2022 2:32 pm

That shirt/dress pretty boy’s wearing shows that the trans thing has been brewing for at least half a century.

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 20, 2022 2:56 pm

Somewhat off-topic, but tangentially related, here’s a little honey who may be a hit someday:

Her mates aren’t bad, either:

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 20, 2022 3:48 pm

Best one-hit wonder, EVER:

Top comments:

~ My favorite part is when he laughed 😂

~ I laughed at that exact part too.

~ Actually, I liked it when he went HA HA HA.

~ What’s the time stamp on that part.

~ 6:66

~ This sequel to “Joker” is amazing

~ The funniest thing is that this video has subtitles.

~ This is what I hope to hear just as I’m taking my last breath on this earth. 😁

~ I told my wife if I’m terminal I want my gilbert apperances on a loop till I die

Vlad
Vlad
September 20, 2022 4:25 pm

Great song, cheesebag video. Enjoy!

Vlad
Vlad
September 20, 2022 4:29 pm

Great 80’s band and PROOF Lady Gaga Owes Dale Bozio some cash for stealing her act.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Vlad
September 20, 2022 4:42 pm
MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Vlad
September 20, 2022 6:26 pm

Walking in LA too. Great band, great outfit.

B.S. in V.C.
B.S. in V.C.
September 20, 2022 5:44 pm

I was a young kid (7) at the start of the 80s and smart ass punk at the end of the 80s remember all but one of songs you listed. Thanks for the trip down memory road admin.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  B.S. in V.C.
September 20, 2022 6:27 pm

Black Flag, Dead Kennedys, Circle Jerks any part of your punk evolution?

B.S. in V.C.
B.S. in V.C.
  MrLiberty
September 20, 2022 7:24 pm

My older brother had a couple of the flag black cassettes and my best friend LIKED the circle jerks we also liked S.O.D and then M.O.D.

PorkChopSandwiches
PorkChopSandwiches
September 20, 2022 6:41 pm

As a 49 yr old Gen-X’r and latchkey kid I fondly remember every single one of these videos. As soon as I got home after school the TV was turned on and tuned to MTV, and there it stayed for the next 3 hours or so until my parents got home. Good times.

hubber 75
hubber 75
September 20, 2022 7:49 pm

MTV first video played

Leah
Leah
September 20, 2022 8:43 pm

Haha cheesy.

Visayas Outpost
Visayas Outpost
September 20, 2022 9:02 pm

Not only do I remember Autograph, the local rock station DC101 played a custom version of it, in which “DC101” was inserted into the lyrics. Howard Stern, Greaseman, other personalities back in their heyday. I still have cassette tapes with some of their old antics.

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 20, 2022 11:25 pm

midnight oil beds are burning lyrics – Search
Out where the river broke
The bloodwood and the desert oak
Holden wrecks and boiling diesels
Steam in 45 degrees

The time has come
To say fair’s fair
To pay the rent
To pay our share

The time has come
A fact’s a fact
It belongs to them
Let’s give it back

How can we dance
When our earth is turning?
How do we sleep
While our beds are burning?

How can we dance
When our earth is turning?
How do we sleep
While our beds are burning?

The time has come
To say fair’s fair
To pay the rent
Now to pay our share

Four wheels scare the cockatoos
From Kintore East to Yuendemu
The western desert lives and breathes
In 45 degrees

The time has come
To say fair’s fair
To pay the rent
To pay our share

The time has come
A fact’s a fact
It belongs to them
Let’s give it back

How can we dance
When our earth is turning?
How do we sleep
While our beds are burning?

How can we dance
When our earth is turning?
How do we sleep
While our beds are burning?

The time has come
To say fair’s fair
To pay the rent now
To pay our share

The time has come
A fact’s a fact
It belongs to them
We’re gonna give it back

How can we dance
When our earth is turning?
How do we sleep
While our beds are burning?

nkit
nkit
September 21, 2022 2:23 am
WDS
WDS
September 21, 2022 7:52 am

About 6 of ’em are played 2 or 3 times a day on the classic rock station they listen
to in the shop I used to work at. It really sucked, especially the Georgia Satellites.