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That’s Sofa Queen ugly.
Well, I would lie down on the one on the right but I wouldn’t touch the one on the left with a ten foot pole.
Who wears it better? That’s a difficult call. I wonder which one Joe would prefer. Just asking.
The one on the left much more lumpier ….probably both could use a shot of Febreeze….
That’s the couch Dementia Joe lays on for his multiple daily naps.
The person on the left is one he hasn’t laid in a decade.
lies on
Witch couture.
Probably a good idea to wear something with Scotchgard around Pedo Joe.
Monica Blewinsky’s infamous blue dress could have benefitted from some.
Thumbs up to The Sofa.
She wanted to keepsake, reminding herself of where she & Joe met, when she was a little girl.
Auntie is thinking those really thick and durable plastic covers that were all the furniture protection rage in the 60s and 70s on both would be quite the improvement, yes?
Give me your address and I’ll ship the matching plastic covers for your lamp shades.
Put them both in a noose and then let’s vote. What this whore has done to her vegetable husband is beyond disgraceful and should be considered treason at the minimum. Throw in elder abuse and we’d be close .
I’d like to lay Jillian down on the couch, hike up that ugly dress, and climb aboard.
-Tie up Joe, put him in the corner, and make him watch.
Maybe get Hunter to swing by with his cell phone video cam.
“Not that kind of crack, boy. Your mama’s. Lookee here.”
/s,
if it really needs to be noted. Being facetious. Or extremely sarcastic.
{Webster’s!, for the few vocabulary challenged in the zoo}
now, that’s some raunchy humor right dere. Repulsive, but humorous to some.
In reality, No. Not even with Slick Willy’s hook.
Perhaps rather disgusting (visuals).
Forgive me. If not, then crucify me.
Boundary lines sometimes get crossed, with attempts to be humorous.
Just remember: being offended by someone else is a choice.
Let’s get 2000 mules to join in.
What about the Kamel?
You providing the knee-pads?
Already put them on. I’m helping!
Got my Knee Pads on,
Grabbed a stick of Juicy Fruit
That taste is gonna move you
Take a sniff
Pull it out
The taste is gonna move ya
When you pop it in your mouth!
Umm, couch that idea.
Mmmmm, couch trail mix wedged down in the crevices.
On both of them?
That is some tacky ugly shit, I don’t like the couch much either.
Camo, wouldn’t see her spread out on the sofa king
The couch definitely. Notice how the fabric hugs the curves? Same can’t be said about the one on the left. Maybe we wouldn’t want to see that either.
She is one of God’s Chosen People. How dare you?