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nkit
nkit
November 25, 2022 2:55 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 25, 2022 3:46 pm

This is why few men are romantic. The flowers always slow down the romantic sperms, and they lose to louts like me.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
November 25, 2022 7:20 pm

Or we transplanted Irish..

Paddy rings his new girlfriend’s doorbell, with a big bunch of flowers. She opens the door, sees the flowers, and drags him in. She lies back on the couch, pulls her skirt up, rips her knickers off and says ‘This is for the flowers!’

‘Don’t be silly,’ says Paddy, ‘You must have a vase somewhere!’

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
November 25, 2022 2:55 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
November 25, 2022 3:46 pm

Put it back in the toaster; it’s not done.

nkit
nkit
November 25, 2022 2:55 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 25, 2022 3:47 pm

Upskirt!

Suds
Suds
  Bob P
November 25, 2022 9:03 pm

You Dog, kit. That’s Nata Lee again.
One of my fave’s.
Thx for posting.
Me likey.
~Cheers!

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Suds
November 26, 2022 7:06 am

Yes! But she fucked up one of God’s most beautiful creations with that fucking tat. How sad. It’s like trying to touchup a Rembrandt painting using water colors.

Rise Up
Rise Up

So you’d turn her down because of her tat? Yeah, right…

Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  nkit
November 26, 2022 7:29 am

Interesting in the photos I see of her, she is hiding that ugly ass tat most of the time. Only showing her left side. Jesus, what a stupid thing to do, putting that shit on her body!

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nkit
nkit
November 25, 2022 2:56 pm

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Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  nkit
November 26, 2022 7:27 am

Bordering on crazy eyes…

nkit
nkit
November 25, 2022 2:56 pm

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Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  nkit
November 26, 2022 7:27 am

Just enough meat….

nkit
nkit
November 25, 2022 2:56 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 25, 2022 2:58 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 25, 2022 3:48 pm

We need more lions.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
November 25, 2022 4:21 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
November 25, 2022 4:23 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
November 25, 2022 4:25 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
November 25, 2022 4:26 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
November 25, 2022 4:26 pm

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Greybeard
Greybeard
  Colorado Artist
November 25, 2022 10:08 pm

That was mom’s brand.

Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  Colorado Artist
November 26, 2022 7:26 am

How come she isn’t wearing an N95 mask?

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  nkit
November 25, 2022 5:20 pm

Q: Why did Idi Amin live to be so old?
A: He only ate vegetarians!

nkit
nkit
November 25, 2022 2:59 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 25, 2022 2:59 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 25, 2022 3:48 pm

Okay. I see how it’s done. Now let me at her!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
November 26, 2022 12:32 am

The left hand where I want to be.

nkit
nkit
November 25, 2022 2:59 pm

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Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
November 26, 2022 10:37 am

(closes hangar door) ‘I think I’ll observe this weather from the ground today’.

fujigm
fujigm
  Gregabob
November 26, 2022 2:21 pm

C’mon, Gregabob. Perfect day to practice emergency procedures…
We can button up with a simulated engine out landing after the GUMPS-C check. (I still have carbs, so I get to do carb heat, or it might be an actual engine out.)

nkit
nkit
November 25, 2022 3:00 pm

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Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  nkit
November 26, 2022 7:25 am

Pussy…

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
November 26, 2022 5:06 pm

Literally LOL.

nkit
nkit
November 25, 2022 3:00 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 25, 2022 3:49 pm

Come off it. This is inconceivable.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
November 25, 2022 7:22 pm

incon-theeev-able…

nkit
nkit
November 25, 2022 3:01 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 25, 2022 3:50 pm

Tits make the world go round.

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Bob P
November 26, 2022 10:40 am

Round tits make the world go up and down and round and round….tits…bouncing…around….or..something….

nkit
nkit
November 25, 2022 3:02 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 25, 2022 3:02 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
November 26, 2022 7:12 am

Some hillbilly chics can be lots of fun.

Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  nkit
November 26, 2022 7:24 am

Sadly she looks like the type that will easily get on one’s nerves.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Wanna Hocka Lugie
November 26, 2022 5:08 pm

She’ll get on something else long before that.

nkit
nkit
November 25, 2022 3:04 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 25, 2022 3:04 pm

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justsayin
justsayin
  nkit
November 25, 2022 3:17 pm

Wonder if that’s one of the old Whataburger from VA / NC / SC. Still have one. It’s the BEST !!! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What-A-Burger

Amb. Cornholio
Amb. Cornholio
  justsayin
November 25, 2022 4:07 pm

Nope, that’s the first of the Texas Whataburger chain, no dashes in the name.

a9racer
a9racer
  Amb. Cornholio
November 25, 2022 7:25 pm

Still the best.

nkit
nkit
November 25, 2022 3:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 25, 2022 3:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
November 25, 2022 3:06 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 25, 2022 3:51 pm

Biden enjoying his 85th vacation of the year.

nkit
nkit
November 25, 2022 3:06 pm

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Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  nkit
November 26, 2022 7:23 am

What fag is downvoting this?

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  Wanna Hocka Lugie
November 26, 2022 10:46 am

Maybe her ex?

fujigm
fujigm
  Wanna Hocka Lugie
November 26, 2022 2:28 pm

Who cares?
Two less competitors…

nkit
nkit
November 25, 2022 3:07 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
November 25, 2022 3:52 pm

You’re being subtle, but I think I know what you’re hinting.

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  nkit
November 25, 2022 5:30 pm

somebody get that down-voting fag outta here!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Red Byrd
November 25, 2022 7:01 pm

Not that far back, only old ladies had pink hair. Now it’s mostly progressive pieces of shit. Not my downvote…just speculating. I’d certainly downvote a tattoo.

fujigm
fujigm
  MrLiberty
November 26, 2022 11:27 pm

Gratuitous tattoo on the left wrist (heart).

UTURNKING
UTURNKING
  Red Byrd
November 25, 2022 8:47 pm

It’s ugly! You would apparently hit anything.

Greybeard
Greybeard
  UTURNKING
November 25, 2022 10:14 pm

I think he would hit anything with a hole and a heartbeat, and the heartbeat is optional.

fujigm
fujigm
  UTURNKING
November 26, 2022 11:28 pm

It’s alright U, let me handle things.

Guy White
Guy White
  Red Byrd
December 6, 2022 11:48 am

I haven’t downvoted anyone, but these children don’t know how to do anything *I* like to do, and they’re too scrawny, no meat and muscle.

nkit
nkit
November 25, 2022 3:07 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
November 25, 2022 11:39 pm

If I could catch her I would happily have my heart attack.

nkit
nkit
November 25, 2022 3:07 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
November 25, 2022 4:27 pm

‘MMMMurica.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
November 26, 2022 7:17 am

That is such a creative way to use the flag.

nkit
nkit
November 25, 2022 3:08 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
November 25, 2022 4:32 pm

Emile Carlsen.
Wonderful painter.
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
November 25, 2022 4:32 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
November 25, 2022 4:33 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
November 25, 2022 4:36 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
November 25, 2022 4:38 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
November 25, 2022 4:41 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
November 25, 2022 4:56 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Colorado Artist
November 25, 2022 7:02 pm

Same here with the glass.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
November 25, 2022 4:57 pm

EMIL Carlsen

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Colorado Artist
November 26, 2022 8:17 pm

Excellent work. Thank you for posting.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Colorado Artist
November 25, 2022 7:02 pm

Capturing the shine of the brass is amazing.

bunky
bunky
  Colorado Artist
November 26, 2022 9:29 am

Very nice.
Thanks

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
November 25, 2022 4:48 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
November 25, 2022 4:53 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
November 25, 2022 4:59 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
November 25, 2022 5:02 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
November 25, 2022 5:03 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Colorado Artist
November 25, 2022 5:05 pm

Amazing pictures, as always CA! Go Avs!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  TwatWaffle
November 25, 2022 5:09 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
November 25, 2022 4:57 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  TwatWaffle
November 25, 2022 4:59 pm

Bellybutton: nature’s candleholder. Best to eat by candlelight.

UTURNKING
UTURNKING
  TwatWaffle
November 25, 2022 8:48 pm

Missing all the best parts

Suds
Suds
November 25, 2022 9:00 pm

…was playing some tunes at poolside earlier today while visiting great friends in warmer climates from where I come from.

Saved in one of my email folders was a link to this song.

Months ago, it used to be a regular sidebar icon / link that Admin used to feature, but has since disappeared, (unless I’m going blind), but that’s OK.

Still, it’s a good song, and I’m glad that I was turned on to it. So, Thanks, JQ.

Love the guitar in the latter half of the song, and the lyrics are as relevant today, as they were a few years back.

Enjoy.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Suds
November 26, 2022 12:40 am

Try this sunny tune.
A throwback 60’s SoCal band
https://www.last.fm/music/Allah-Las/Allah-Las/Seven+Point+Five

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
November 25, 2022 11:46 pm

Tried to link to a pic that came in my email, but it failed to link properly. Didn’t know how to fully delete.

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