U.S. — This weekend, Twitter CEO Elon Musk directed the release of documents and emails showing collusion between the media and the DNC to suppress a major news story. The DNC and media have responded to the DNC/media collusion story by colluding to suppress the story about their collusion.
“It’s important to understand this story of how we colluded with the DNC to suppress important information about Presidential candidate corruption is a big nothingburger,” said a member of the DNC, reading several talking points given to him by the media. “We have been assured by our partners in the media that they will not be covering this story, exactly as we requested.”
The DNC spokesperson then shouted the word “Democracy!” before turning and running headfirst into the glass door of the DNC headquarters.
Insiders with both the DNC and the media announced they will continue to collude with each other as long as they get away with it, or everyone stops listening to them — whichever comes first. “We will not stop doing this as long as it benefits us, and also we’re not doing it,” said the DNC spokesperson.
At publishing time, the media and DNC had confirmed they would also be suppressing the story about their collusion to suppress the original collusion to suppress the news story.
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Babylon Bee are masters of news satire, and this one has to be in their top ten.
The MSM, DNC, and the whole totalitarian crew are illustrating perfectly Orwell’s description of doublethink with this latest scam:
“To know and not to know, to be conscious of complete truthfulness while telling carefully constructed lies, to hold simultaneously two opinions which cancelled out, knowing them to be contradictory and believing in both of them, to use logic against logic, to repudiate morality while laying claim to it, to believe that democracy was impossible and that the Party was the guardian of democracy, to forget whatever it was necessary to forget, then to draw it back into memory again at the moment when it was needed, and then promptly to forget it again: and above all, to apply the same process to the process itself — that was the ultimate subtlety: consciously to induce unconsciousness, and then, once again, to become unconscious of the act of hypnosis you had just performed. Even to understand the word ‘doublethink’ involved the use of doublethink.” ― George Orwell, 1984
Suppression of a suppression story, and then they cancel you for it That’s just how the Global Banksters roll.
Aren’t you guys putting trannies in grave danger by reading and supporting Babylon Bee?
HOW DARE YOU!!!
The pleasure is all mine. Getting pedophiles off the street is how I roll.
Double think makes me think of a wire halo. It’s not real and nobody will mistake it for a real halo, but the symbolism is clear and the construction so simple that almost anyone could erect their own to display.
it would be funny if it wasn’t true
Ha!,didn’t get me THIS time!…..
This is as predictable as James’ cat slappin’ shit off the mantle. Not surprised by anything about this other than The B.Bee crossing over into serious journalism.
Look at that proper usage of apostrophes.
That means your groups at long range are sub minute-of-angle.
Guaranteed!!!
Now that you mention it……
;o)
I used to be one meticulous MFer. Age is starting to make itself known, but not in the important stuff…yet.
If it isn’t printed or televised or put on the net it didn’t happen
BB would have made it more realistic had they shown Hillary falling down the steps.