Guest post by: aka.attrition
Moon Landing Deniers – Here’s Your Proof
The internet has all the video proof you need. Just a quick search and I found so many videos that absolutely prove we went to the moon. Why keep on about missing stars and dust on the lander when a simple search will give you the answers.
For example, here we see videos of astronauts on the moon. There is no way this could be faked. Not even Quentin Tarantino would have thought of putting a stumble in the frolicking, not just once, but multiple times. And how would you fake that slow-mo jumping? You can’t because the Chinese only invented wire work much later in cinema and they weren’t part of NASA.
And the moon is rock hard – look how long it takes to hammer in the flag pole support (and, by the way, notice that the flag is not wavering in the wind – how else could the flag hold up if not weightless ??). Watch until the end …
If we didn’t go to the moon how was it possible to get this video of the moon rotating?
If we never went to the moon then how did this dog get there, huh, answer me that denier!
This is the only moon doggy I need to see for proof:
But the best proof I found was this full color video which not only shows we landed on the moon but also other planets! Didn’t know that did you? You deniers need to get a life and learn how to search the internet, I did and now I’m edu-muh-kated.
I’m now convinced that we went to the moon. This is concrete evidence and I will not be convinced otherwise. All we have to do now is figure out how to do it again.
Why reinvent the wheel? Just break out the old blueprint and . . .
Oh. Wait, what?
Ask Don Petit…
“We don’t have that technology anymore, we used to but we destroyed that technology…”
– Assstronaught Pettit
Sum kozmik fukkin jeenyuss level shit right there. Wow.
Every other Tuesday we blow up all of our best gear at the firing range.
Doesn’t everybody?
But somehow the plebes managed to save baseball cards, art, old cars, records and a million other collectable things including Mary Anne’s itty bitty shorts but the smart ones amongst us couldn’t save the technology for “… One giant leap for mankind”.
One giant leap of credulity by the ruled for the veracity of the rulers.
“I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.”
-Mitch Hedberg (RIP)
The greatest engineering feat in all history.
But we lost ALL the blueprints.
All of the thousands of copies.
Can’t find a single page….
Let that idiot explanation sink in and still believe
we went to the green cheese.
We also somehow lost all the moon rocks…… Speaking of which, anyone ever find out what Von Braun was doing down at the Antarctic……
Visiting friends
Getting his blueprints from the secret Nazi bunker…… or meteorites.
See my above.
Flame away.
Considering that we probably couldn’t build a Hoover Dam nowadays, it’s actually not inconceivable that we couldn’t go “back” to the moon. (I’m undecided on whether we did.)
Keep looking. The picture will come into focus eventually. These things take time.
They probably could do it if they brought in another million laborers and passed a bill in Congress that would ensure a jobs program for 50 years to build it. But that could only happen after 20 years of environmental studies to determine what insects would be negatively affected.
We can’t build another Hoover Dam because
of leftist enviro insanity, not because we lost
the technology.
or an SR-71 in just 20 months
LOL A few years back they tried to get some geniuses at MIT to build a radial engine that did not blow out all its oil due to expansion and contraction inherent in air cooled radial engines…. They could not do it….
Nothing a couple of $Quadrillion can’t fix.
We invented all the tech we needed in less than 8 years with slide rules and pencils, but 50 years later with computer power the 1960s could not even dream of and materials that did not exist in the 1960s, plus another half century of design knowledge, we struggle today?
How can this not be bullshit?
It’s different this time.
/s
Because “science.”
If you put nothing but trannies and sundry rainbow people in charge of a NASCAR crew, even if you gave them all the best and latest tools and gear…
…in what place would that team finish?
(…ASSuming they even finished the race, that is…)
They might be too traumatized by the garage door pull ropes to function
“Door” is transphobic dogwhistling as a symbol of a vagina to commit microaggression. The use of the term “door” within earshot of a transperson or on digital or print media is a hate crime punishable by up to a life sentence of banhammering and doxing and frozen credit.
What about backdoor with a hammer like Paul Pelousy takes it?
Or spending the night at Nancy’s house.
“…in what place would that team finish?”
No matter what, they would be bringing up the rear, in some fashion. Statement.
Think cars with fucking carburetors.,,,
The new kids don’t know which buttons to push on their calculators.
Do any of you high intellect types understand that “the technology” he is referring to is the massive industrial and knowledge base we built, used, and then pissed away to the four winds by not keeping it going? Do you understand (obviously you don’t) how hard it is to create and maintain a program like this?
Everyone who knew how to do it is retired or dead. After the moon, NASA was without purpose, and colonization was at that time technologically unfeasible.
My god, people are stupid.
One of the brightest ideas my former Hi Tech employer ever did was to bring back retirees to man the phones for customer inquiries, whether they be regarding order status or some arcane engineering issue. Everything was covered by our expertise. More interesting yet, we worked 4 hour shifts but accomplished more than most 8 hour people doing regular work.
I’ll bet NASA and its multitude of contractors could do something similar, though doubt they would even try.
“My god, people are stupid.”
Truer words have never been spoken.
we no longer have the people with the expertise to make just the F-1 rocket engines of the first stage let alone the rest of the entire rocket.
The F-1 rocket engines didn’t have anywhere near the performance that was claimed for them. They put on an impressive show though.
What has always puzzled me is if the vacuum of space is so great, then why don’t the space suits explode instantly or, at the very least, allow for absolutely no dexterity?
Now Elon’s Musk plans to drive his Heavy Metal roadster to Mars?
The vacuum is not great. It is just zero pressure whereas we live in about 14psi. So the suit only has to resist 14psi at most. Not insignificant but not a huge amount of pressure.
Please explain your down vote? Is he incorrect? (I don’t believe so) So what is your problem. 10 to one says your wrong. Are you a liberal censor?
It’s a bot, not an argument. Ignore the single downvotes from Langleybots.
Why don’t submarines implode because of increased pressure the deeper they go? Why don’t scuba divers get crushed as they go deeper? Why do science deniers fail basic remedial science class for the terminally brain dead in high school?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it ’cause of that song?
~ Steven Wright
How does teflon stick to the pan and why doesn’t jello stick to the wall. Inquiring minds want to know.
And WTF is a jumbo shrimp? Which is it?
.
It’s kinda like a smart democrat…
The teflon one is because a teflon infused primer is used first. Then the teflon sticks to the teflon in the primer.
Probably why the stuff flakes off after some use. Don’t use teflon cookware unless you are OK with ingesting teflon.
Buy Le Creuset pre-seasoned cast iron. Works like non-stick and never wears out. Damned expensive and worth every penny.
Why are you paying a gaggle of French fags to season your cast iron cookware?
A curious query you pose, Red.
Auntie reminds all of you to not wash and dry any cast iron but rather to simply wipe it down and it’s ready for another cooking adventure.
For food health and safety reasons I recommend washing and immediately drying cast iron cookware but then re-oiling it with olive oil or similar.
I wipe it, rinse it, rub it with crisco and put in a 300 degree oven that has been turned off. Let it sit overnight and then put it away.
We’re all about cast iron, copper or stainless steel cookware.
I don’t scrub the cast iron, but I do wash after each use, dry thoroughly and oil it. Once you’ve got a really good season on it there’s nothing better. But when it comes to stocks, soups,etc, you can’tbeat stainless. Copper for slow cooking, roasting, and braising.
I cooked a can of progresso soup the other day on the gas stove right in the can, I’m at that point of not giving a fuck anymore.
It came out fine and I had a piece of bread with it and said my thanks.
Their Manhattan Clam Chowder happens to be excellent, btw.
For a while Prog had a claim of “Now With More Clams” on the label. But they did not say compared to what. One thing for sure, their current product has a lot more large chunks of potato and a lot less clam. But still can usually get a good sale price every couple of months.
We Boy Scouts used to cook pork ‘n beans in the can set into the hot coals of a wood fire. Tasted a lot better that way.
Hey HF,
The problem with stainless is the Chromium which will leach out over time.
I dry my cast iron on the stovetop by heating it back up to evaporate the water that gets into the pores after cleaning it. I then let it cool, re-season it with a little olive oil, and put in into a 300 degree oven for 30 min. It’s a bit of work, but worth it.
NOTE do NOT cook Venison in Coke a Cola in your cast iron skillet……dont ask! LOL
My Geat Aunt (Oregon homesteader) wouldn’t use a cast iron that hadn’t been buried in the dirt for at least three months if it was ‘new’. Inherited her skillet and used it until it became so thin we finally had to retire it. I sure miss those cherished relatives……..
Agreed, we bought a 9.5″ skillet Saturday, $119.95. I had a Le Creuset pot for almost 30 years, gave it to my older daughter, who is still using it 15+ years later.
I’ve had a Lodge cast iron skillet (12″) for more than 30 years … cost me back then less than $10 … they’re less than $30 today.
I don’t wash my cast iron … learned from both my grandmothers who used them all the time …
Properly seasoned CAST IRON 😉
“Hot or cold……..How does it know?”
When NASA (not a space agency) releases footage of space walks, there is audio. You can hear the Astronots banging and clanging about with their tools and such. Space is a vacuum. Sound does not travel in a vacuum. Please explain. Note. Ad hominem attacks are not scientific explanations.
true earth is 14psi at sea level but that is with just 21% O2 concentration…the remainder being mostly nitrogen. NASA reduced the pressure in the capsules and the space suits yet increased the O2 concentration to keep the same equivalent O2 saturation. In affect they reduce the pressure and reduced the percentage of nitrogen. They tried pure O2 and that led to the fire in Apollo 1 that killed White, Chaffe and Grishom.
Lower pressure to the bare minimum is mandatory as the Russians found out on their first space walk. The guys suit was so stiff he almost didn’t get back in the capsule.
And how do we “preheat” an oven? It’s either heating or it’s off, right?
Why do they call it a “hot water heater”? If the water’s already hot, why heat it? They oughta call it a cold water heater.
Some people just call it a water heater.
Granted.
But that’s not near as funny, and not nearly as common.
I call any appliance that heats water a boiler.
PET PEAVE, LOL
EVAs are fairly routine on the ISS in the present era. Are you suggesting they are all faked? Or do you think the “great” vacuum of space is different in LEO (not so great) than in deep space (great)? Inquiring minds want to know how your are so deluded.
Cuz the Van Halen radiation belts!!!
That’s how!!!
And fix yer grammur befoar you insalt the uther gaiz intellujinse.
I saw an article about Van Halen years ago — he don’t wear no radiation belts — and he don’t use radiation belted tires, either …
After 1985 they were called the Van Hagar belts.
Better yet the instantaneous change in ability to HEAT/COOL the dude wearing said suit…..
I was skeptical until I saw my dog on the moon. THATS where he got that weird bone from, damn dog drags everything home.
That was Charleygoddamnit!
It was easier then. Climate change has made space travel and moon landings totally unpredictable
Obviously, Reagan is also to blame for it.
Best one so far Winston!
That is really lame aka. Call me when you come up with real proof. 🙂
Check out a video on YT, “The Crown, Kubrick and All The Best People”. Think about that one for a while, and just enjoy being the audience on the entertainment planet in the game of life.
Are you suggesting that muh edu-muh-kation is not complete ?! I searched far and wide for this proof.
They mustta missed the smiley face above, aka. No sense of humor……..
Sometimes down votes seem so random …
Bots
Oh yeah. And just wait until the all female crew brings their cats to the Moon and the poc a take out order of KFC.
And a weave-ripping ghettopotamus stampede that takes out the airlock.
It’d be easier for me to go to the moon than get to a KFC. Nothing but Popeyes.
Little green men:
“There goes the neighborhood!”
Just look for the bones and the red/white boxes laying around to find the landing spot.
Never again…without a vaccine passport from the G20.
Still no stars in space, not convinced.
Why would any Hollywood stars want to go into space? No movie studios there bro, doh!
TMZ: The Thirty Megaparsec Zone
Some of the best information is on TBP, and also some of the stupidest… or maybe that’s the point.
Maybe the reason TBP hasn’t been taken down yet by TPTB is because they keep pretending that the moon landing never happened so they are passed over as “unserious kooks.”
I can’t decide if all you moon-landing deniers are crazy like a fox… or just dumb. 😉
The moon landing videos could have been faked. What I don’t get is people who think the GPS in their phone gets its signals from giant stationary weather balloons and that a 50,000+ mile ice wall is patrolled by a secret collective of the world’s nations (who otherwise can’t agree on anything).
And why airplane pilots fly in an arc, instead of beeline . . .
MORE: https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=professor+dave+flat+earth
Don’t worry flat earthers…
…the guy in the above video is clearly a Jew, ergo everything he says here is a carefully crafted psyop.
Thus, the OPPOSITE of what he says must be true and the earth is therefore FLAT!!!
Q.E.D.
That’s emotion and cognitive bias, not logic and reason. You think, rightly, that biological sex cannot be wished away, but you abandon observation of reproducible, objective reality on this subject and side with trans loons.
Very well, Anominous…
…I’ll make myself a capon in the name of consistency.
HAND ME THE DICK SAW!!!
Bees don’t fly at those altitudes … not enough air for their wings to work …
Badoom.
Bees would fly there but for the lack of flowers.
lol
Satellite my ass!!!
It’s that dude who strapped balloons to his lawn chair and launched his ass into the stratosphere!!!
That would be Cutter John … on the Starship Enterpoop …
Hey, Beavis, he said Enterpoop. Heh. Heh heh. Heh heh heh . . .
Yeah. Enter poop. Heh. Heh heh.
We used to drive up to the ski lodge on Friday nights. In December if there was close to a full moon on a Friday night we’d often see the moon rise 3 different times as we traversed up and down the steep terrain. Every one would show an enlarged moon just as it come over the mountainous horizon.
I feel the same way about otherwise rational adults with a fully functioning vestibular system who claim it’s perfectly normal not to notice that we’re moving a thousand miles per hour.
I don’t get it.
This was pretty funny though-
“… the world’s nations (who otherwise can’t agree on anything).”
Must have slept through 2020/2022, huh?
If we could get it to stop really fast, I bet it would settle the issue.
Like the fella in the above video rejoined, Farmer…
…how’s your vestibular system feeling when you’re travelling at over 500 miles per hour on a commercial airliner??? Rather like you are standing still, eh?
(…yes, you can feel acceleration, deceleration and turbulence, which are the exceptions but cannot obscure the point…)
Hmmmmmm…
Be careful with those “evidences”!!!
I do not think they mean what you are thinking they mean!!!
Here you go smarty pants
You can tell it’s real because it looks so fake Elon D, Musk.
The D is for Douche!!!!!!!!!!!
not sure what the comma is for…
Lighten up, Francis.
“how else could the flag hold up if not weightless ??” you are NOT weightless on the moon. The surface gravity is 1/16th of earth but not weightless. I believe we went to the moon, however it bolsters your argument if you have the physics right.
Does that affect the efficacy of hairspray? Is solar wind a factor? And can we return “our” government for a full refund if it spoils before its expiration date?
1/6 earth gravity.
You are correct about the gravity on the Moon being so low. That means everything on it, like the dust the astronauts were kicking up, would be affected by it at the same rate, or pull.
That means that the dust would fall at a much slower pace, given its particular matter is like talc, and would be like watching gymnasts powdering their hands (or LeBron doing his stupid thing with it). So, moon dust would not behave like that these “astronauts” are sloughing around: it would linger in puffy clouds and obscure view.
That, and these guys would not need to walk like they were in a sandbox anyway, when they could be jumping around like Jesse Owens — why bother walking at all?
The surface gravity of the moon is 1/6th (one sixth) of earth, so that would make a 200 pound man like 33 pounds. When they do a small hop wouldn’t they go up around six feet? I don’t see anything like that in the short videos. Maff is hard, just asking for a friend.
Well with their packs and gear they supposedly weighed around 500 pounds (227k), if you can dig that. So they would have “only” weighed about 80/36 on the Moon.
The weight is 80 but the mass is still 500. Watch that inertia.
I hope some fuckwit walks up to me on the street and asks me if I believe Man has been on the moon. I really do.
What I could never figure out is how those astronauts unloaded and reloaded that moon rover vehicle in and out of that small lunar landing module. They musta had a special moon rover compartment tucked inside that tin foil module with a crane of some sort. Oh, BTW, NASA really does have the technology to go back to the moon because now they’re going for Mars.
The whole craft on the moon is 23 feet tall and the descent stage half that. The rover unfolded from the descent stage, from one of the quadrants. They left it behind. Search: “rover unfolding moon video” for ground mockups, anims and on-moon footage. Mystery solved.
Partially solved. I have seen where they stored the folded chassis and it looks plausible. However, there was an awful lot of equipment that was not attached to the folded and stored rover. Dozens of components would have had to have been attached after unloading and unfolding the bare chassis on the moon. I have never seen any images of that being done or even a procedure manual describing it being done.
I try to reply with a link but it seems removed…they did that and you can find videos of the activities on the web, esp. from nasa
I got the link
That article is a howl! Love the moon doggie.
Yup, ramAussie, David McGowan’s Wagging the Moon Doggie is a literary classic of essays of NASA lies. He is sorely missed. A man and author of genius mentality. It is reported that David passed away from Cancer. I’ve wondered if in fact the CIA was somehow involved in that. McGowan’s writings are by far the most accurate accounts ever written of the fake landing and the NASA lies.
Once Stanley Kubrick died, there was no chance Americans would be seen on the moon again.
This photograph is clearly fake.
I don’t see any stars!!!
There is a space/moon exhibit at the CT Science Center in Hartford and on one screen, they are showing short video snippets and they even say that they are “bloopers.” The tripping video with the antenna/wire reflection is one of them. I kid you not.
early tomorrow pm there will be a lunar occultation that will be visible to many in the us —
I am no expert, but you would think with 1/6 the gravity of earth, that dust he kicked up would have gone a little higher, and farther, and took longer to fall back to earth… I mean the moon……
You know that we sent men to the moon . The government wouldn’t lie to us.
There was a time when I’d get all bent outta shape, if there was any talk here that mankind didn’t go to space.
Fact is governments lie, maybe not all the time but they do most of the time just the same.
I do have to wonder now if the promised by JFK
Was a promise kept that could not be made.
That the powers that move mountains and movie studios
To provide the soma that so many crave..
No, they lie all the time…… “We’ll know our disinformation program is complete when everything the American public believes is false”
CIA Director William Casey
Notice the excitement of the crowd. I see at least one smile.