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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 12:39 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 12:39 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 12:41 pm

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Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 12:41 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 12:42 pm

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wxtwxtr
wxtwxtr
  nkit
December 19, 2022 11:24 am

The problem with Phriday Porn is that it is certainly not a “Fail”!

Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 12:42 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 3:07 pm

Why didn’t you ask me to join you?

jimmy
jimmy
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 3:42 pm

mmm – dirty girls

Anonymous
Anonymous
  jimmy
December 16, 2022 6:58 pm

Guy LaDouce
MXC.

nkit
nkit
  jimmy
December 16, 2022 9:22 pm

done dirt cheap…

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 5:47 pm

tough mudder?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 11:44 pm

been there, done that with my man. Mud wrestling is fun until you find a rock

Billy
Billy
  Sabyre
December 17, 2022 9:54 am

In this day and age, mud wrestling is good clean fun.

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 12:43 pm

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Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 12:43 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 12:43 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
December 16, 2022 1:37 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
December 16, 2022 1:39 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
December 16, 2022 1:40 pm

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Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 12:43 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:07 pm

Off to play with a cock it looks like.

Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
December 16, 2022 3:08 pm

I got fairly aroused by this picture, and I thought for a minute you were spying on me.

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 12:44 pm

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Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 12:44 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:08 pm

Her eyes seem a bit crooked.

Phil
Phil
  MrLiberty
December 16, 2022 3:59 pm

Never get a boob job from a cross-eyed doctor.

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 12:44 pm

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Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 12:45 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 7:15 pm

I love her

nkit
nkit
  YourAverageJoe
December 16, 2022 9:23 pm

well, why wouldn’t you?

Sabyre
Sabyre
  nkit
December 16, 2022 9:27 pm

Good to see you also spend a ridiculous amount of time on the FF article. =)

Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 12:45 pm

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Sabyre
Sabyre
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 9:30 pm

Two things to mention about this pic. 1. Those pockets may not securely hold a wallet. 2. Mmmmm, thigh gap, the other white meat.

Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 12:45 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:10 pm

Just missing the recoil jiggle
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  MrLiberty
December 16, 2022 4:35 pm

Never gets old.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
December 16, 2022 4:39 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Colorado Artist
December 16, 2022 7:15 pm

Beat me to it

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Sabyre
December 17, 2022 10:12 am

What’s wrong with this picture?

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 12:45 pm

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Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 12:46 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 4:32 pm

Is that called a “noodling sleeve?” I don’t know, just speculating.

Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 12:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 12:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 12:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 12:48 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 12:48 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 12:49 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
December 16, 2022 2:15 pm

Whoever said that must not know the right humans …

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
December 16, 2022 4:45 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Colorado Artist
December 16, 2022 7:18 pm

I love them so much my life is shortened only because the loss of them steals my soul.
Angels they are

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  YourAverageJoe
December 17, 2022 1:10 am

Very well said – and the truth.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  YourAverageJoe
December 17, 2022 5:36 pm

Can’t imagine anybody downvoting this comment….

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 12:50 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 16, 2022 3:16 pm

This needs to be posted on campuses all across the country.

Sabyre
Sabyre
  Bob P
December 16, 2022 3:25 pm

Agreed!

Phobiaphobe
Phobiaphobe
  nkit
December 16, 2022 8:41 pm

I have a bumper sticker that says. “Stop Global Whining”.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Phobiaphobe
December 17, 2022 5:36 pm

I love it! Where can I get one?

Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 12:51 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 4:41 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 7:19 pm

Love it

Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
December 17, 2022 1:38 pm

they’ll tear your shit up

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 12:51 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 16, 2022 3:17 pm

But your presents did.

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 12:53 pm
nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 12:54 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  nkit
December 16, 2022 5:18 pm

Wish for that look so much more then shaved bald

Suds
Suds
  Bauls
December 16, 2022 7:44 pm

Jungleland comes to mind.
I’ll go with neatly trimmed, a landing strip,
or smooth, hard wood floors instead of a rug
any day of the week, and twice on Sundays.

Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 12:54 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 2:58 pm

I wear welding gloves.

Bauls
Bauls
  YourAverageJoe
December 16, 2022 5:20 pm

I just don’t mess w/ em and the dogs take care of them if they cross the property line. Oh I’m probably supposed to say I love cats, so yes

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 12:55 pm

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Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 12:55 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:12 pm

You’ve heard of lion dogs….this is the rare giraffe dog.

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 12:56 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 16, 2022 3:18 pm

None, but we haven’t fucked in 2 weeks.

Bauls
Bauls
  Bob P
December 16, 2022 5:23 pm

Bob if that was the situation wtf would you be doing laundry or dishes?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Bob P
December 16, 2022 7:23 pm

Lucky you

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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 12:57 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  nkit
December 16, 2022 5:25 pm

Lol but we would be concerned if there where only 4 tubs… Would have to go full on starvation mode

Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 12:57 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 12:58 pm

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Sabyre
Sabyre
  nkit
December 16, 2022 3:28 pm

How else do you store leftovers? Why toss free tupperware?

ken31
ken31
  nkit
December 16, 2022 4:37 pm

It is sad that this person does not know what butter is.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  ken31
December 17, 2022 10:19 am

Some ppl are just food blind.

Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 12:58 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 4:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 12:59 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
December 16, 2022 1:15 pm

Absolutely and 100% the reason. Also the distancing bullshit and the fearmongering to get us to stay away from each other.

goat
goat
  nkit
December 16, 2022 4:30 pm

Back in the late ’80 the closed up most the bars around here, and I said then that was the reason.

Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 12:59 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:00 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
December 16, 2022 1:16 pm

Just put your husband down and go out….you deserve it.

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:00 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
December 16, 2022 3:57 pm

Self igniting

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
December 16, 2022 7:30 pm

Thanks, that goes in my wise ass smarmy remarks for Karenish women and female cousins.

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:01 pm

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Bauls
Bauls
  nkit
December 16, 2022 5:28 pm

Unfortunatly they ain’t the only ones, they just don’t use service

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:01 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:03 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:05 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:19 pm

Oh, and only .jpgs post well, not webps. Others please chime in, but if it doesn’t have jpg or gif I look for another image.

Sabyre
Sabyre
  MrLiberty
December 16, 2022 3:31 pm

Roger that. Still learning the ropes =)

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 4:35 pm

Great bunch of contributions today though.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 9:56 pm

Me too…

Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:09 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
December 16, 2022 1:21 pm

After the age of BIRTH you should be tax exempt, and should only pay for the goods and services you ACTUALLY WISH TO PURCHASE. There is absolutely NO REASON why a society cannot operate on voluntary exchange for what is needed. I’m most certainly not implying that everything should be free, or that we might not be paying out exactly the same amount for the things we want….just saying it should be OUR choice, not THEIRS.

Bauls
Bauls
  MrLiberty
December 16, 2022 5:32 pm

Up arrow- that. Even at only mid 40s it’s all bs

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:11 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
December 16, 2022 4:49 pm

I’ll allow it.

Billy
Billy
  nkit
December 17, 2022 11:09 am

Up arrow that, in a manner of speaking.