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Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:11 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:22 pm

And with an axe.

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:11 pm

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Erik the Red
Erik the Red
  nkit
December 16, 2022 1:51 pm

A beautiful woman on a beautiful lake with Sand Harbor in the distance. I love Lake Tahoe.

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:12 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
December 16, 2022 1:27 pm

I used to see that all the time at the Wedge in Newport Beach, CA. Some would even bodysurf the waves.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  MrLiberty
December 16, 2022 2:20 pm

Same down at Torrey Pines just above La Jolla … always a treat to see them … 

Tree Mike
Tree Mike
  Anthony Aaron
December 16, 2022 10:26 pm

One of the few things I miss about So. Cal.

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:12 pm

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Billy
Billy
  nkit
December 16, 2022 8:53 pm

What is that green stuff, frogpoop?

nkit
nkit
  Billy
December 16, 2022 9:14 pm

Yes, Yes it is…Kermit hand-rolled this one..

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:12 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
December 16, 2022 5:23 pm

Let me be the first to say, that tire didn’t hang itself

Bauls
Bauls
  Anonymous
December 16, 2022 5:34 pm

Where are the 2 self inflicted bullet holes in the back?

Billy
Billy
  nkit
December 16, 2022 8:55 pm

That’s what happens when you roll over the clintons.

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:13 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
December 16, 2022 2:20 pm

Ahhh … that’s spelled k-a-r-m-a …

Phobiaphobe
Phobiaphobe
  nkit
December 16, 2022 8:18 pm

That’s why you wear a mask, not a coat over your head. He didn’t see it coming.

Billy
Billy
  nkit
December 16, 2022 8:56 pm

Well that was refreshing! For me anyway.

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:13 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 16, 2022 3:24 pm

Very symbolic if that’s Fauci.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
December 16, 2022 7:02 pm

Ha! My ex…

Billy
Billy
  nkit
December 16, 2022 9:00 pm

Is she had as many dicks sticking out of her as She has stuck in her, she’d look like a pin cushion.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Billy
December 16, 2022 9:38 pm

Oh, so you are acquainted, right?

Billy
Billy
  YourAverageJoe
December 17, 2022 9:32 am

I’ll never tell.

Creed
Creed
  Billy
December 18, 2022 10:06 am

Or a porcupine.

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:14 pm

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Phobiaphobe
Phobiaphobe
  nkit
December 16, 2022 8:19 pm

I love Buns eye trees.

Suds
Suds
  nkit
December 16, 2022 8:21 pm

1st Prize, blue ribbon winner, this lady.

nkit
nkit
  Suds
December 16, 2022 9:16 pm

Yes, the much sought after triple yummy..

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:14 pm

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Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:16 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:16 pm

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Billy
Billy
  nkit
December 16, 2022 11:04 pm

Not very charming.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
December 16, 2022 11:32 pm

if only that happened to every person that had to take a selfie

Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:16 pm

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Billy
Billy
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 11:09 pm

That toequila always knocks me off my feet,too.

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:16 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 16, 2022 3:27 pm

Don’t worry; it’s just vodka.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
December 16, 2022 4:37 pm

That was exactly my thought. They used to sell a MASH IV vodka bottle at Spencer’s back in the 80s or thereabouts.

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:17 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 16, 2022 3:27 pm

Yummy.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
December 16, 2022 7:04 pm

Why is it that kicking a leg up makes me want to impregnate them?

Suds
Suds
  YourAverageJoe
December 16, 2022 8:32 pm
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Suds
December 17, 2022 10:31 am

Why are all the dindus moving to southern indiana?
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.Looking for John Cougar’s meloncamp.

Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:17 pm

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Deimos
Deimos
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 8:53 pm

I don’t think Danny Thomas would approve of that coffee table.

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:17 pm

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Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:17 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 7:06 pm

I’d slap that fucker right thru the window for looking at me like that.

nkit
nkit
  YourAverageJoe
December 16, 2022 9:17 pm

lmmfao…

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:18 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
December 16, 2022 2:45 pm

It hurts when they pull a vacuum on it.

Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:18 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 2:05 pm

How to crack your sternum … step 1 …

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
December 16, 2022 5:26 pm

commotio cordis is deadly.

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:18 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
December 16, 2022 1:29 pm

Sorry, my mind was wandering:

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Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:19 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:19 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
December 16, 2022 2:06 pm

Some specifics please … a lever-action rifle — make, model, year would be greatly appreciated …

nkit
nkit
  Anthony Aaron
December 16, 2022 3:52 pm

I was hoping that one of our rifle experts might provide that.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
December 16, 2022 5:32 pm

Winchester Model 1895.
The one pictured has been re-stocked with a modern stock.
Here isan origional..
https://www.maynardsfineart.com/auction-lot/winchester-model-1895-lever-action-rifle_BF84F78AA4

Suds
Suds
  Colorado Artist
December 16, 2022 8:37 pm

I just figured you’d answer the bell, Arteest.
Kudos.
U2, ‘smith.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
December 26, 2022 1:00 pm

Is there anything you’re not proficient in?

Retired Gunsmith
Retired Gunsmith
  Anthony Aaron
December 16, 2022 5:09 pm

Winchester 1895, offered in 30/06, 7.62×54, 30-40, 35 Win and 405 Win

Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:19 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:19 pm

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Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:19 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 5:36 pm

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

Phobiaphobe
Phobiaphobe
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 8:25 pm

First time she ever saw her asshole.

Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:19 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:31 pm

Government fixing a problem they created.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 2:07 pm

Wow … I mean, no one could have seen that coming …

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:20 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
December 16, 2022 1:31 pm

Always remember, the term “bi-partisan” means double-penetration.

Bauls
Bauls
  nkit
December 16, 2022 5:43 pm

Pretty sure once deep state gets involved you in a 100 way gang bang and it just gets worse from there

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
December 16, 2022 7:09 pm

Anyone have her contact info??

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:20 pm

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Sabyre
Sabyre
  nkit
December 16, 2022 7:19 pm

Ugh, why can’t I think of her name? Pretty sure I had a thing for her back in the day.

MICHAEL F. MULCAHEY
MICHAEL F. MULCAHEY
  nkit
December 16, 2022 10:05 pm

terri hatcher

Sabyre
Sabyre
  MICHAEL F. MULCAHEY
December 16, 2022 10:33 pm

Nailed it!

Sabyre
Sabyre
  MICHAEL F. MULCAHEY
December 16, 2022 10:53 pm

I was thinking Jennifer Connelly. Very similar looking.

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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:21 pm

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nkit
nkit
  nkit
December 16, 2022 3:53 pm

Goldie was always a favorite.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
December 16, 2022 10:06 pm

always a classy lady

Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:21 pm

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nkit
nkit
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 2:06 pm

A Friday Fail Classic!

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 5:42 pm

I’m curious how far he was thrown

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anon y mous
December 16, 2022 7:10 pm

Fortunately for him, he never saw her again.

nkit
nkit
  Anon y mous
December 16, 2022 9:19 pm

Not far…the tree 8 feet away from him caught him..

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 7:04 pm

just like the catapult on an aircraft carrier, they found his ass two counties away.

Phobiaphobe
Phobiaphobe
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 8:28 pm

Exit, stage right, in a hurry even.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 11:35 pm

human slingshot

Billy
Billy
  Sabyre
December 17, 2022 9:42 am

Fatapult

Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:21 pm

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Dying Sun
Dying Sun
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 3:48 pm

Look at the background sign. Is she already a paralympian or working towards being one?

Sabyre
Sabyre
  Dying Sun
December 16, 2022 3:54 pm

Good catch!

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:21 pm

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Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:22 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 2:08 pm

She needs more Everclear …

Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:23 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:23 pm

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Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:23 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 7:12 pm

One giant sperm to the face.

Deimos
Deimos
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 8:59 pm

what is that because I want to do that to someone.

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:24 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
December 16, 2022 1:33 pm

LUNCH!!

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:24 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:25 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
December 16, 2022 1:34 pm

Like the Washington Poost.

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:25 pm

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Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:25 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 2:09 pm

She should have known better than to try this when a gravity test was being conducted …

Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:28 pm

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YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
December 16, 2022 2:51 pm

That was awesome

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 16, 2022 3:34 pm

Jealous giraffes exes can be a problem in new relationships.

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:29 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 16, 2022 3:36 pm

Travel tip: Fingerville is quite picturesque but Poundtown is very messy.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Bob P
December 16, 2022 7:13 pm

That’s some funny ass shit right there
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