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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:29 pm

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lharcnc
lharcnc
  nkit
December 16, 2022 5:34 pm

nice beginning!

Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:29 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 3:48 pm

Banana envy.

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:30 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
December 16, 2022 3:36 pm

Hey, ladies, ever been to Fingerville?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
December 16, 2022 3:48 pm

Lightly toasted buns.

lharcnc
lharcnc
  nkit
December 16, 2022 5:37 pm

a one an a two,,

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:31 pm

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Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:31 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 3:37 pm

While you have your tongue out . . .

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:31 pm

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lharcnc
lharcnc
  nkit
December 16, 2022 5:38 pm

insto karma?

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:32 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
December 17, 2022 7:30 am

nkit, I’m glad you have this thing for Nata.

nkit
nkit

You’re welcome…

Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:33 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 2:12 pm

A woman for 21st Century America … no doubt about it …

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 3:50 pm

Jennifer lawernce said this ain’t true cause no female leads before her.

Sabyre
Sabyre
  Anonymous
December 16, 2022 3:58 pm

Yeah, that was a really good example of just how disconnected from reality the younger generations have become.

Deimos
Deimos
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 8:38 pm

One of the hottest ever.

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:33 pm

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nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:33 pm

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Billy
Billy
  nkit
December 16, 2022 2:29 pm

Swing for the fence honey, I have the bat.

Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:33 pm

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Suds
Suds
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 8:49 pm

great meme. either you get it, or you don’t.
the downvote?
who knows?
who cares?

Sabyre
Sabyre
  Suds
December 16, 2022 9:50 pm

Was wondering about the downvote. Maybe a mis-click /shrug

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 1:34 pm

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Billy
Billy
  nkit
December 16, 2022 2:31 pm

You forgot the drifts, 8ft high and 200 ft long.

Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:34 pm

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Billy
Billy
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 2:33 pm

If that were my mama I’d still be breast feeding.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Billy
December 16, 2022 6:26 pm

That’s disturbing on many levels.

Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 5:38 pm

Looks like the flap jacks are drooping a bit!

Bauls
Bauls
  Wanna Hocka Lugie
December 16, 2022 5:56 pm

Well pretty sure they real, so better than fake stuff

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 7:21 pm

OMG. they just won’t stop giggling..

The best Deja vue ever

Peter Puller
Peter Puller
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 10:31 pm

I love them lemon yellow over the shoulder boulder holders.

Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:35 pm

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Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:35 pm

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Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:36 pm

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Billy
Billy
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 2:34 pm

Where is that stream coming from?

Bob P
Bob P
  Billy
December 16, 2022 3:39 pm

Me, but it’s more like spurts than a stream.

Phobiaphobe
Phobiaphobe
  Billy
December 16, 2022 8:03 pm

Looks like her crotch is dripping and a puddle running out behind her.

Sabyre
Sabyre
  Phobiaphobe
December 16, 2022 11:03 pm

Well… If you must know this is a pic closer to the end of our date. =)

Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:37 pm

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The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:57 pm

Looks like some poor guy behind her has been turned to stone.

Sabyre
Sabyre
  The True Nolan
December 16, 2022 9:52 pm

Medusa’d

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 2:14 pm

oh man, why???

Billy
Billy
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 2:36 pm

“Does this swimsuit make me look fat?

Bob P
Bob P
  Billy
December 16, 2022 3:40 pm

9 tons of adipose tissue may be the culprit.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Billy
December 16, 2022 3:52 pm

It’s not the swimsuit.

Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 5:39 pm

Ohhhhh fuckkkkk… bleach my eyes….

Iggy
Iggy
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 7:20 pm

I think I saw her at The Golden Corral.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Iggy
December 17, 2022 7:33 am

What…..on the menu?

John McCain's Tumor
John McCain's Tumor
  Iggy
December 18, 2022 10:30 am

I did the “Sixth Sense” interpretive comedy routine on my wife one day at Golden Corral. Told her in a whispering voice that I saw fat people.
Another day she was going on about Naked Juice and I told her I didn’t see any … besides they don’t come out shopping during Shabbat on Saturday.

She almost pee’ed herself laughing

Phobiaphobe
Phobiaphobe
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 8:06 pm

She should paint a nipple on that rib boob.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 8:42 pm

She’s just a big boned gal, but she does have a lot of big meat on those bones.

Madman
Madman
  Anonymous
December 17, 2022 8:03 am

a lot of big meat on those big bones

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 11:24 pm

not only is she obese, she has the face of a man

Anonymous
Anonymous
December 16, 2022 1:38 pm

Well the shoe dropped yesterday, after a little more than a week in hospice my spouse who was in his 50’s passed. Taking a few weeks off work now, have to clean up the house to sell it among other things. This is KaD btw, not sure how it came up Anon.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
December 16, 2022 1:53 pm

So sorry.
May God be with you and comfort you in this time.

nkit
nkit
  Anonymous
December 16, 2022 2:02 pm

My thoughts and prayers are with you, KaD. I know it has been a long journey for you. My The Lord grant you peace now, and in the times to come. God Bless.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 16, 2022 2:03 pm

Sorry for your loss … be strong … we’re here for you …

My baby brother (59 years old) got summoned to hospice late yesterday because they thought his wife was going to pass any minute.

She’s still here 16 hours later … but, obviously, not much longer …

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Anonymous
December 16, 2022 2:15 pm

wifes brother dying now too. damn vaxx shots!

Billy
Billy
  Anonymous
December 16, 2022 2:38 pm

Very sorry to hear it. Take care of yourself.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Anonymous
December 16, 2022 2:41 pm

Lord help you through your sorrow.

Bob P
Bob P
  Anonymous
December 16, 2022 3:42 pm

Sorry, KaD. We hope FF helped lift your spirits a bit.

Sabyre
Sabyre
  Anonymous
December 16, 2022 3:46 pm

So sorry to hear that. All my best.

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  Anonymous
December 16, 2022 5:35 pm

I’m sorry for your loss.

Eternal rest grant unto him, O Lord.
And let perpetual light shine upon him.
May he rest in peace.

Amen.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
December 16, 2022 8:42 pm

May his memory be eternal. Post a pic.

Suds
Suds
  Anonymous
December 16, 2022 9:07 pm

KaD,
when time allows,
John 14:27
As difficult as it may be right now, keep the faith.
Eternal rest grant unto him Oh Lord,
and let perpetual light shine upon him.
May he be welcomed into everlasting life.
For the repose of the souls of the departed, grant them Peace.

SimiGo
SimiGo
  Anonymous
December 16, 2022 10:45 pm

I’m so sorry for your loss. Take care. Thank you for sharing.

Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:40 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 7:24 pm

It’s his mother nudes.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
December 16, 2022 1:41 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
December 16, 2022 1:42 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
December 16, 2022 1:43 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
December 16, 2022 1:46 pm

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Billy
Billy
  Colorado Artist
December 16, 2022 2:41 pm

Fat finger giving the down.

B.S. in V.C.
B.S. in V.C.
  Billy
December 16, 2022 8:58 pm

Just tap the thumbs up and it reverses it

Billy
Billy
  B.S. in V.C.
December 17, 2022 11:13 am

Cool, thanks!

Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:45 pm

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Billy
Billy
  Sabyre
December 17, 2022 11:14 am

Siblings? Asking for a friend.

Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:45 pm

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Billy
Billy
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 2:45 pm

My generation had the “slip and slide”, they get the ” slipperless slide “. Spoiled, I tell ya.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 3:55 pm

Slip sliding away , slip sliding away .
you know the nearer your destination
the more your slip sliding away.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 10:35 pm

So lucky he did not crack his head on that retaining wall.

Robert (QSLV)
Robert (QSLV)
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 10:54 pm

That’s why they call them slippers.

Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:46 pm

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Billy
Billy
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 2:46 pm

Shoulda stayed down.

Phobiaphobe
Phobiaphobe
  Billy
December 16, 2022 8:10 pm

Shoulda parked at the end of the driveway.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 3:56 pm

Well, not a bad fred astair dance until the end

Deimos
Deimos
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 8:44 pm

I have a great idea, get your ass up, get in the vehicle and drive.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 10:36 pm

Always keep some salt in the house for days like that

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 11:27 pm

you know it’s going to be a bad day when your morning starts out like this….may as well go back to bed

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Sabyre
December 17, 2022 7:03 pm

He might have made it if he had crouched just a little.

Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:46 pm

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Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:47 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 2:30 pm

The man bun will get you every time.

Billy
Billy
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 2:48 pm

Bet it’s hard to swim with ice skates on.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 3:58 pm

Hopefully the ice wasn’t hurt by his face.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
December 16, 2022 1:48 pm

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Rise Up
Rise Up
  Colorado Artist
December 16, 2022 2:36 pm

That is an AMC Javelin built by Prestone, powered by a 1,000+HP Hellcat engine.

I owned 3 Javelins, none like this monster, however.

https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a18661758/defiant-drive-taking-a-spin-almost-literally-in-prestones-1036-hp-hellcat-powered-72-amc-javelin-amx/

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
December 16, 2022 1:49 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Colorado Artist
December 17, 2022 7:49 am

Saw one of these in ’74 south of Indy going to IU. It was going N. as we passed. He turned around and came back S and passed me (doing 80) which appeared to be about 150. It was a sight to behold. A college buddy had a ’72 Super Bee.

Sabyre
Sabyre
December 16, 2022 1:51 pm

Enjoyed contributing. Have a great weekend!

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nkit
nkit
  Sabyre
December 16, 2022 2:04 pm

Thanks very much, Sabyre. Good to have you on board, Sir.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
December 16, 2022 2:16 pm

Jules Bastien-Lepage.
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
December 16, 2022 2:17 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
December 16, 2022 2:17 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
December 16, 2022 2:19 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
December 16, 2022 2:19 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
December 16, 2022 2:22 pm

comment image?October+Artwork+by+Jules+Bastien-Lepage

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
December 16, 2022 2:24 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
December 16, 2022 2:27 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
December 16, 2022 2:25 pm

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nkit
nkit
  Colorado Artist
December 16, 2022 3:49 pm

Great talent. All are very good.

Suds
Suds
  nkit
December 16, 2022 8:55 pm

Concur.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
December 16, 2022 10:38 pm

Looks like Norman Rockwell to me.

Deimos
Deimos
  Colorado Artist
December 16, 2022 8:49 pm

Been there, done that. Mid 60’s Central Maine, we scrounged the leftover potatoes in the field with our pillow cases, got a few deer and managed to survive. Live is tough.

Sabyre
Sabyre
  Deimos
December 16, 2022 10:02 pm

Very cool… Mainer here also. Grew up in the midcoast area. Whole family of Lobstermen.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
December 17, 2022 5:00 am

man, digging potatoes is slow hard work.. spent all day doing that a week or so ago.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
December 16, 2022 3:39 pm

I’ve seen that many times at the Milwaukee Art Museum.

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Creed
Creed
  Anonymous
December 17, 2022 10:01 am

And then on to the Usingers Outlet store.

nkit
nkit
December 16, 2022 3:35 pm

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Billy
Billy
  nkit
December 16, 2022 8:50 pm

Duh

Bauls
Bauls
  nkit
December 16, 2022 11:09 pm

Thank y’all who post here, think most of us pretty much on same page. If I had time would try to post stuff but don’t have time to find cool $hit. Haven’t been on social media for like 13 years, so only few places like this help with all the bs

clayusmcret
clayusmcret
December 16, 2022 5:52 pm

Glorious! Thanks!!

GDP, usually gruntled
GDP, usually gruntled
December 16, 2022 10:28 pm

The semi trailer hooking the fender on the SUV and taking it for a ride reminds me of a co-worker’s mishap some years ago.
He was on a mechanic’s creeper under a truck in the shop. Rolling out feet first he snagged a nostril on a fuel tank strap bolt. The howling could be heard far and wide.

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
December 17, 2022 7:40 am

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  TwatWaffle
December 17, 2022 7:40 am

Salutations from Incheon!

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
December 17, 2022 7:40 am

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
December 17, 2022 7:41 am

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
December 17, 2022 7:41 am

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
December 17, 2022 7:42 am

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
December 17, 2022 7:42 am

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
December 17, 2022 7:43 am

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
December 17, 2022 7:46 am

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
December 17, 2022 7:48 am

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
December 17, 2022 7:49 am

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
December 17, 2022 7:51 am

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
December 17, 2022 7:57 am

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
December 17, 2022 8:00 am

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  TwatWaffle
December 17, 2022 8:01 am

And one for Cow Doc.

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