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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 1:42 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 1:43 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 1:44 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 1:47 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 1:50 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  nkit
January 6, 2023 6:19 pm

They’re illegal aliens … immigrants signifies that they have a legal right to be here — which they do not …

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  Anthony Aaron
January 6, 2023 8:58 pm

Wetbacks.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anthony Aaron
January 6, 2023 10:00 pm

They are criminal alien invaders who should be repelled
With deadly force.

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 1:50 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 1:51 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 1:52 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 1:52 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 6, 2023 3:05 pm

All to destroy us normal folk.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
January 6, 2023 7:35 pm

“control”

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 1:53 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 6, 2023 3:06 pm

Hey, Lerch, fetch me another drink.

Creed
Creed
  nkit
January 7, 2023 3:34 pm

Looks like the left will be supporting Mike Lindell shortly

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 1:54 pm

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ken31
ken31
  nkit
January 6, 2023 5:51 pm

Even a broken clock… Are we supposed to respond like Pavlov’s dogs that “racism bad’? Because I agree with this Joe Biden.

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 1:55 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
January 6, 2023 2:27 pm

Eyepatch McShitstain.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 6, 2023 9:50 pm

Yer fuckin right about this jackwad

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 1:58 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 6, 2023 3:08 pm

Transcowphobe!

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 1:59 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 6, 2023 3:09 pm

And have blown more than Hurricane Katrina.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 6, 2023 7:12 pm

Heels up Harris.

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 1:59 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 6, 2023 3:10 pm

And I still have your teeth marks.

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:00 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 6, 2023 3:11 pm

Look at all the down votes. Do you actually believe this happened, or are jokes against Biblical teachings off limits?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
January 6, 2023 4:08 pm

Especially when nearly every ancient civilization has a flood story and they all seem to have occurred near the same time all over the world (comet strike, glacial melt, etc.).

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
January 7, 2023 11:26 am

“Ancient alien theorists” would tell you the flood stories come from aliens, “other worldly beings”, that beamed up DNA samples of all non human life on planet rock into their spaceship “ark”. Then used there phasar heat beams, “gods wrath” to melt all the ice to start a new beginning with their alien hybrid humanoids “modern man” and the animal dna held in stasis. Except for the unicorns.. cause they pooped out coloured skittles and the grey aliens do not like skittles.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Anonymous
January 7, 2023 6:00 pm

Can I have some of what you’re smoking?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
January 6, 2023 5:41 pm

Genesis 7:11 says that Noah was 600 not 500. Also there was no Antarctica before the flood, the freezing of the poles was a response to the Earth recovering from this cataclysm, which it is doing to this very day. The evidence is everywhere for a world wide flood. Jokes are great Bob and thanks for all your great posts. You make my Friday every week.

ken31
ken31
  nkit
January 6, 2023 5:53 pm

God called for all the animals in the land. I think penguins would have been considered in the water. Ice does float.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 6, 2023 8:21 pm

And that carnivores ate nothing the whole voyage.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 6, 2023 8:33 pm

Unicorns mark down the wrong date in their calendars

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
January 6, 2023 10:07 pm

Penguins swim thousands of miles for food.
How far would they swim to avoid extinction?
That said, the fish, crustaceans, cephalopods, corals,
And all sea life must have wondered what the fuss was about. Ridding God’s earth of ongoing human sin was the fuss.
Everything not pervert human was spared. Bout time to build another ark.

nkit
nkit
  Colorado Artist
January 6, 2023 10:16 pm

CA..trying get in touch with you but Admin has no email for you. I’m sure that you may be like me, and not wish to post e-mail address here. Any chance you could send it to Admin and allow him to send to me? This regards Avalanche Stanley Cup coins I wanted to send to you, because y’all won. Let me know. TIA

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
January 6, 2023 11:42 pm

How do I get admin my email privately?

nkit
nkit
  Colorado Artist
January 6, 2023 11:56 pm

E-mail him at…. [email protected]

It is cool if he gives you my e-mail…or if you want to give him yours..If you have grandsons, these coins are special and free.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  nkit
January 7, 2023 2:02 am

Would love to.

Frothy
Frothy
  Colorado Artist
January 7, 2023 11:15 pm

those last 4 comments are…
those are just…
–> they’re just what good people /
friends w things in common do.
Admirable.
Kit, share mine w/ CA.
Reveals are ok among the shinny boys.

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:03 pm

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Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  nkit
January 7, 2023 6:03 pm

If I send you my email, will you send me this? The girl, not the picture.

nkit
nkit
  Retirednottired
January 8, 2023 10:37 pm

If I could I would…when I was done…don’t wait for UPS.

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:05 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:06 pm

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Amb. Cornholio
Amb. Cornholio
  nkit
January 7, 2023 12:47 am

I wonder if she has any musical talent?
If so, she would be would be divine.
At any rate, I would be pleased if she were mine.

nkit
nkit
  Amb. Cornholio
January 7, 2023 2:13 am

pretty sure she can play the piccolo

Amb. Cornholio
Amb. Cornholio
  nkit
January 7, 2023 2:38 am

You have been paying attention. Xylophone, tambourine, and triangles are also very nice.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
January 8, 2023 9:06 am
nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:07 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:09 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:14 pm

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Amb. Cornholio
Amb. Cornholio
  nkit
January 7, 2023 12:40 am

These things happen !!!!

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:15 pm

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RW
RW
  nkit
January 6, 2023 5:17 pm

Go back the next day with a bag of whatever those were soaked in Tabasco sauce- teach his little monkey ass a lesson on being greedy.

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  RW
January 6, 2023 9:02 pm

Tabasco? Why not ghost pepper?

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  RW
January 6, 2023 9:53 pm

Why not rat.poison?

Smokin' Joe in Kokomo
Smokin' Joe in Kokomo
  nkit
January 7, 2023 6:41 am

George Jetson getting wallet out to give daughter or wife one dollar.

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:16 pm

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AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  nkit
January 8, 2023 12:55 am

Some dogs are smarter than others.

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:17 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:18 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:19 pm

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nkit
nkit
  nkit
January 7, 2023 1:31 am

She is a wonderful little slut, isn’t she?

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:19 pm

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nkit
nkit
  nkit
January 7, 2023 1:31 am

her too

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:20 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 6, 2023 3:13 pm

Snatch. . . I mean scratch.

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:21 pm

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Creed
Creed
  nkit
January 7, 2023 3:44 pm

March 10, 1940. His martial arts training finished on May 6 1945 according to the NY Herald

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:21 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:22 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
January 6, 2023 2:30 pm

Dats raycisssss.

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:22 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:22 pm

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Fatman from Oz
Fatman from Oz
  nkit
January 6, 2023 6:06 pm

Dumb vapid fucken kunt

nkit
nkit
  Fatman from Oz
January 6, 2023 6:16 pm

I posted that just for you, my friend. Hope you are well.

Fatman from Oz
Fatman from Oz
  nkit
January 6, 2023 7:48 pm

Thanks for the thought. Happy new year to you and your kin.

Deimos
Deimos
  nkit
January 8, 2023 6:52 am

When I see some tatted up skank I always assume there are a few exquisite little inconveniences percolating in there waiting to get out.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Deimos
January 8, 2023 9:01 pm

Prolly has a few little niglets or will soon.

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:23 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 6, 2023 3:15 pm

Nice big rabbit stew, you got there, buddy.

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:24 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 6, 2023 3:15 pm

Wait for it; wait for it. . . yay!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 6, 2023 7:16 pm

I knew she was gonna get bowled over.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 6, 2023 7:45 pm

Fail
what day is it

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 7, 2023 1:36 am

What the hell did they think was going to happen ?

Horseless Headsman
Horseless Headsman
  nkit
January 8, 2023 3:54 pm

Well, there went 3 dollars worth of ramen

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:24 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
January 6, 2023 2:31 pm

I don’t ever take my hand off the cork once I start removing the cage.

nkit
nkit
  MrLiberty
January 8, 2023 10:40 pm

I can’t at my age either..

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 6, 2023 7:17 pm

Cork faced.

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:25 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 6, 2023 3:16 pm

Nice big rabbit stew, you got there, Alice.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
January 7, 2023 9:43 am

I’ve been waiting for decades for her to do this.

monger
monger
  nkit
January 10, 2023 11:27 am

Good for Alice.

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:26 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:26 pm

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Creed
Creed
  nkit
January 7, 2023 3:48 pm

Strawberries and cream complextion, but where’s the cream?

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:26 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 6, 2023 3:17 pm

May I come in?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 7, 2023 1:38 am

Today’ winner

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:28 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 6, 2023 3:17 pm

Yummy.

Amb. Cornholio
Amb. Cornholio
  nkit
January 7, 2023 12:37 am

A subtle suggestion, duly noted !!!

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:29 pm

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Suds
Suds
  nkit
January 6, 2023 7:39 pm

I’m tellin’ ya. A 9-iron can double as a cane and a weapon
against those grass eatin’, shittin’ everywhere vermin with wings.

Gregabob
Gregabob
  nkit
January 7, 2023 2:51 pm

Christmas Goose showed up early this year.

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:29 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:30 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:31 pm

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scott henson
scott henson
  nkit
January 7, 2023 12:28 pm

Some people have way too much time on their hands!

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:31 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 6, 2023 3:21 pm

I shoot next, and I don’t even need the water gun.

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
January 7, 2023 9:46 am

I don’t think that is what is meant by “Are you a squirter?”