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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:31 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:32 pm

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MMinWA
MMinWA
  nkit
January 7, 2023 8:23 am

One step in any direction and everything is out in the open

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:32 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:33 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:34 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:34 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:34 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:35 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:36 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:36 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:37 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:37 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 6, 2023 8:03 pm

plants rule the earth
thats why its called a plante

RiNS
RiNS
January 6, 2023 2:37 pm

Caption This………

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Dat’s sum big ass black booty!

Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
  RiNS
January 6, 2023 4:29 pm

Ohhhh fuck NNNNOOOO!!!!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  RiNS
January 6, 2023 4:46 pm

Mrs. Potatobody, Detroit Black variety.

ken31
ken31
  RiNS
January 6, 2023 6:01 pm

After consuming its EBT meal, the urban tick will soon lay its eggs.

falconflight
falconflight
  ken31
January 6, 2023 10:57 pm

Strongly chortling

Anonymous
Anonymous
  RiNS
January 6, 2023 6:41 pm

Now which finger did I use to scratch my ass?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 6, 2023 7:41 pm

No way she can reach her ass.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
January 7, 2023 2:10 am

It washes itself with a rag on a stick.

Fred Derf
Fred Derf
  Colorado Artist
January 7, 2023 8:00 am

when I grow up, I want to be a lardo on disability, just like mom!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 7, 2023 11:33 am

Ughhh, are you insinuating that someone else has to wipe it?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 7, 2023 11:39 am

Or…. it doesn’t get wiped.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  RiNS
January 6, 2023 7:20 pm

Beach ball with legs.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 6, 2023 7:49 pm

Wun buffet awn Friday, an another one on Sat-day.
Come & gitcho love.
Sexual Chocolate.
Ass fo days.
mm-hmm!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  RiNS
January 6, 2023 8:05 pm

o hell no

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  RiNS
January 6, 2023 9:56 pm

If I shot it.in a forest and it.fell over, would it make a noise?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  YourAverageJoe
January 7, 2023 11:40 am

Fall over? …i think it would just roll.

hammie
hammie
  RiNS
January 7, 2023 1:09 am

That is the biggest tick I have ever seen in my life.

nkit
nkit
  hammie
January 7, 2023 1:26 am

Well get your Bic….damn

Deimos
Deimos
  RiNS
January 8, 2023 6:38 am

You could field dress it at about 450 lbs and make lots of soap.

nkit
nkit
  Deimos
January 8, 2023 10:32 pm

some lamp shades too, gotta stretch ’em real thin though..

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:38 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 6, 2023 3:22 pm

Good defense, pal.

fujigm
fujigm
  Bob P
January 6, 2023 10:48 pm

C’mon, Bob.
It just means she’ll marry next.
It doesn’t mean it’s you…

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:38 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 6, 2023 8:05 pm

o hell yes

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:38 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
January 6, 2023 7:40 pm

Eat at the Y.

hammie
hammie
  MrLiberty
January 7, 2023 1:10 am

This one caused a necessary adjustment

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:39 pm

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jimmy
jimmy
  nkit
January 6, 2023 3:57 pm

Damn, captain – look at what we caught!

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:39 pm

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A cruel accountant
A cruel accountant
  nkit
January 6, 2023 5:52 pm

She’s got the thousand cock stare. Beware.

ken31
ken31
  A cruel accountant
January 6, 2023 6:03 pm

You forgot the ‘s’.

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:40 pm

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Suds
Suds
  nkit
January 6, 2023 7:51 pm

Now, why do I think of Bob P and Mrs. P?
Who loves ya, Maple Leaf?

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:41 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:41 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 6, 2023 3:23 pm

Least they could do for all the times I’ve been stung.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
January 6, 2023 4:49 pm

The life work of most federal employees wouldn’t cover a period.

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:41 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 6, 2023 8:08 pm

sure could use alot more Robin Hoods

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:42 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 6, 2023 8:09 pm

fail

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
January 7, 2023 11:42 am

Ok boys, now that she is unconscious. ….what’s your next trick?

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:42 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 6, 2023 3:25 pm

Perfect water filter.

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:42 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
January 6, 2023 4:49 pm

I’ll give her a spin.

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:43 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:44 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 6, 2023 3:26 pm

Oh, Bob, why do you always want a drink from the bottom shelf?

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:44 pm

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Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  nkit
January 7, 2023 9:51 am

Lucky bastard.

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:45 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:46 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:46 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 6, 2023 3:27 pm

Nevertheless, she has good form.

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:46 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 6, 2023 3:27 pm

Injuns need not apply.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
January 6, 2023 4:52 pm

Not over 18. Now, 25 year olds are living in their parent’s basements, smoking weed and playing X-box all day.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  MrLiberty
January 6, 2023 6:15 pm

And not only couldn’t they find their way to California in 10 days … they couldn’t find their ass with both hands, a mirror and a flashlight — in 10 days …

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:47 pm

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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
January 8, 2023 9:14 am

If it wasn’t for her tat, I’d learn to speak Rusky.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Muscledawg
January 10, 2023 11:10 am

You worry me, dawg.

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:47 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 6, 2023 3:27 pm

I’d like to pet that.

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:48 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:50 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
January 6, 2023 4:53 pm

People rarely appreciate that crops grow well because that mountain erupts every now and then.

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:50 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 6, 2023 3:28 pm

No money back. You didn’t specify right side up.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 6, 2023 7:24 pm

What? You said “Put the boat in the water”, so i put the boat in the water.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 6, 2023 8:14 pm

fail

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:50 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:51 pm

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Suds
Suds
  nkit
January 6, 2023 7:54 pm

Hooves! girls. Use your hooves and stomp that little prick.

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:52 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 6, 2023 3:29 pm

I’d keep the ticket, too.

clayusmcret
clayusmcret
  nkit
January 8, 2023 3:58 pm

That’s a framer.

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:52 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
January 6, 2023 4:54 pm

Expose yourself to art.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 6, 2023 7:26 pm

So, does this mean they are spectacular or gross beaver tails?

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:52 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 6, 2023 3:30 pm

Hey, lady, tsunami!

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:53 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:53 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 6, 2023 6:52 pm

Give her a hickey on her taint.

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:54 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 6, 2023 6:27 pm

She can fuck my feelings anytime she wants to

1969Bird
1969Bird
  nkit
January 6, 2023 10:10 pm
1969Bird
1969Bird
  1969Bird
January 6, 2023 10:12 pm
1969Bird
1969Bird
  1969Bird
January 6, 2023 10:13 pm
1969Bird
1969Bird
  1969Bird
January 6, 2023 10:28 pm

Sorry and apologies to all who have contributed just felt a need to add more to likes and comments. I am trying bear with me. Names who do are too long.
You know.
Bob P will correct my language as I was a dumb Bio-Sci Major at UConn, no seriously but I graduated under those rules. Yes, similar year as Mayorkas’s DHS cabinet. Whatever.

Jim03
Jim03
  1969Bird
January 7, 2023 12:41 am

HAHAHAHA. Wheeler Walker is what got me shadow banned off CFP! Love TBP!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Jim03
January 8, 2023 4:11 pm

I got banned for “USA!USA!USA! We’re number one!” Regarding incarceration.

Sad little snowflake cocksuckers their moderators are.

nkit
nkit
January 6, 2023 2:54 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 6, 2023 3:31 pm

Great job, nkit.

nkit
nkit
  Bob P
January 6, 2023 3:43 pm

Thanks, and same to you, Bob P.

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
January 6, 2023 3:46 pm

Any idea what’s happened to Mix? He hasn’t been around for a few weeks now.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
January 6, 2023 4:25 pm

Arguably America’s best.
Andrew Wyeth.
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 6, 2023 4:28 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 6, 2023 4:28 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 6, 2023 4:29 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 6, 2023 4:30 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 6, 2023 4:32 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 6, 2023 4:33 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 6, 2023 4:37 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
January 6, 2023 4:38 pm

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ken31
ken31
  Colorado Artist
January 6, 2023 6:30 pm

Wow

Deimos
Deimos
  Colorado Artist
January 8, 2023 6:31 am

I grew up in Maine and went to the Rockland Museum of Art many times, they have a lot of his work there. Plus it’s just down the road from Cushing where Christina’s World was.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Bob P
January 6, 2023 4:27 pm

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nkit
nkit
  Colorado Artist
January 6, 2023 6:06 pm

They are all excellent and interesting also. Thanks CA.

ken31
ken31
  nkit
January 6, 2023 6:31 pm

Really.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  ken31
January 6, 2023 6:56 pm

My pleasure gentlemen.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Colorado Artist
January 7, 2023 11:03 am

We re-stocked the library a couple of weeks back and I spent a good while showing my kids the three generations of Wyeth paintings. I have a hard time picking which one I like the most, they’re all so accomplished, but knowing egg tempera I have to give the nod to Andrew. And if you’ve never been their museum on the Brandywine is one of the most beautiful spaces I have ever been in.

Always wait until the end of FF to see your contributions, mostly too awed to even comment.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  hardscrabble farmer
January 7, 2023 12:48 pm

Check out Joe Kronenberg’s Art.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
January 7, 2023 2:50 pm

Will do.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  hardscrabble farmer
January 7, 2023 2:49 pm

You are too kind, HF.
I have visited Brandywine several times.
it’s awe inspiring.
I have taken a liking to Jaimie’s work over the years.
NC and Andrew .are both true genius’.

bunky
bunky
  Colorado Artist
January 7, 2023 2:48 pm

Pretty awesome

nkit
nkit
  Bob P
January 6, 2023 6:04 pm

I was thinking of Mix today. He often posts as anonymous. I know he did so a couple of weeks ago. We sure miss his comments which are always clever.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  nkit
January 6, 2023 10:02 pm

I always enjoy your posts

Student of History
Student of History
  nkit
January 6, 2023 6:54 pm

Nkit, another outstanding set of posts.
THANKS FOR YOUT TIME, EFFORT AND EXPERTISE.
Each. And. Every. Friday.
(I don’t know how you manage it)
👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

nkit
nkit
  Student of History
January 6, 2023 7:02 pm

Thanks for your help, SoH and your kind words. It’s about helping Jim Quinn get more page views and visitors on TBP. Don’t know where I would hang out without TBP.

Have a great weekend! See you next week.

ken31
ken31
January 6, 2023 5:47 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
January 6, 2023 10:07 pm
1969Bird
1969Bird
  Anonymous
January 6, 2023 10:08 pm
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  Anonymous
January 6, 2023 10:21 pm

Aww, what the hell.