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67 Comments
Melty
Melty
January 29, 2023 5:53 pm

Hit it with a shovel, then bury it

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Melty
January 29, 2023 6:52 pm

It’s the new logo for ClownWorld.

Duh.

Thunder
Thunder
  Melty
January 30, 2023 12:15 am

You will need a Hydraulic excavator for that Elephant

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Thunder
January 30, 2023 1:16 am

RNC has a new leader???

Euddolen ap Afallach
Euddolen ap Afallach
  Melty
January 30, 2023 10:23 am

“Gang raped into diapers by immi’s is no way to go through life son.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Melty
January 30, 2023 10:38 am

Looks like Andy Reid shaved his mustache.

Vladolph Putler
Vladolph Putler
  Anonymous
January 30, 2023 1:48 pm

“In Baraqua, if you go outside
like this? Straight to jail.”

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  Melty
January 30, 2023 5:33 pm

Too risky ………….. A tranq-dart at 100ft, then an excavator to load the creature into a full size dump.

zappalives
zappalives
January 29, 2023 5:59 pm

Bullet-face-trench.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  zappalives
January 30, 2023 9:05 am

That’s just an irresponsible waste of nigger bait.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 29, 2023 6:02 pm

Didn’t get invited? No private jet for Swiss Miss adventure?

Wear Your self-loathing/self-hatred on the Outside.

The next best thing to being there.

Stucky
Stucky
January 29, 2023 6:03 pm

That’s flash when he first wakes up. Reeeeeee

World War Zoo
World War Zoo
  Stucky
January 29, 2023 9:18 pm

Epic cheap shot… How do I both up vote and down vote that, Stuka? 🙂

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
January 29, 2023 6:05 pm

It could feed every nigger on MLK Blvd for a month.

bidenTouchesKids
bidenTouchesKids
January 29, 2023 6:13 pm

Please God, bring on the rapture. As a species we’re completely lost.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  bidenTouchesKids
January 29, 2023 7:56 pm

Light a single candle.

A kernel of faith moves mountains.

Despair is aid to the enemy.

Never give up; never give in.

“Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.” ― Friedrich Nietzsche

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Anonymous
January 30, 2023 9:23 am

Amen.

eraser
eraser
  bidenTouchesKids
January 30, 2023 5:03 am

My daily prayer, without fail.

Spanglin
Spanglin
January 29, 2023 6:14 pm

It is not good

Rolf
Rolf
  Spanglin
January 30, 2023 1:22 am

It would fit in just about any Biden administration department.

Iggy
Iggy
January 29, 2023 6:16 pm

Looks like a public school teacher.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iggy
January 29, 2023 7:57 pm

Two.

Two school teachers.

World War Zoo
World War Zoo
  Anonymous
January 29, 2023 9:21 pm

Miss-ter Turducken has all the genderz.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Iggy
January 29, 2023 11:47 pm

It looks like it ate a public school teacher.

Two if by sea.
Two if by sea.
January 29, 2023 6:29 pm

After watching my 1st NFL game in years, I’m supposing “its” a fan.
Did I really see a foul call due to words exchanged between opposing players?!

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
  Two if by sea.
January 30, 2023 6:22 am

Words- Weapons that cause deadly damage.
Stick and stones- Mostly Peaceful tenderizing devices.

newguy
newguy
January 29, 2023 6:32 pm

“What is it?”

Who cares to get close enough to find out

Crawfisher
Crawfisher
January 29, 2023 6:49 pm

I don’t know what it is.
I do know it is a human in need of professional mental illness intervention. Sad.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Crawfisher
January 29, 2023 11:49 pm

It ain’t human in any realway.

ze bugs
ze bugs
January 29, 2023 7:06 pm

A Halloween Squishpillow.

SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
January 29, 2023 7:08 pm

Humpty Dumpty gone trans? Although trans-ing to what in particular, I couldn’t guess.

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
  SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
January 30, 2023 6:23 am

Fits right in in Froopy Land.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  BabbleOn
January 30, 2023 10:17 am

Yep…we found her. The breed sow of Froopy Land. King Tommy will be pleased!

She could also stand in for the woolly mammoth for the slut dragons.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
January 29, 2023 7:30 pm

An early casualty in the coming collapse.

mark
mark
  TN Patriot
January 29, 2023 7:44 pm

TN,
I’d call it…Fatter Fodder?

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  mark
January 29, 2023 7:47 pm

Fodder for sure, mark

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
January 29, 2023 7:52 pm

The face 9 volt batteries were designed for.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
January 29, 2023 8:02 pm

It’s a Jack AND Jill-O-lantern.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 29, 2023 7:58 pm

The latest covid variant, or else it’s one of those virulent, vax-enabled VAIDS tumors, with the graphene oxide nanotech growing outa its schnozz. On two legs.

By a society’s fruits shall ye know it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 29, 2023 8:59 pm

It’s likely to die from some unpleasant health problem before it manages to commit suicide.

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
January 29, 2023 9:16 pm

A 300 Blackout or a .308 will produce the same result on It.

Machinist
Machinist
January 29, 2023 9:37 pm

Two days worth heating fuel in below freezing conditions , fer shure!

Gene
Gene
  Machinist
January 30, 2023 1:20 am

Making blubber oil popular once more.

Euddolen ap Afallach
Euddolen ap Afallach
  Gene
January 30, 2023 10:53 am

Blubber definition: The sound fat makes.

49%mfer
49%mfer
January 29, 2023 9:45 pm

Kill it with fire.

BL
BL
January 29, 2023 10:08 pm

That would not roam about the landscape back in the day. Men would police things up without the police. KWIM

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
January 29, 2023 10:31 pm

It’s a failed abortion.

Runningdog
Runningdog
January 29, 2023 10:40 pm

completely un-fuckable

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Runningdog
January 30, 2023 9:04 am

Have you ever actually MET a pavement ape? They’ll literally fuck anything.

Mesomorph
Mesomorph
January 29, 2023 11:04 pm

I’m looking at a picture of someone who needs a lot of attention.

WestcoastDeplorable
WestcoastDeplorable
January 29, 2023 11:14 pm

Resembles a hog; I’ve seen some hogs the looked better, though.

Billy
Billy
January 29, 2023 11:51 pm

It’s a Muppet!

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 30, 2023 1:24 am

The aftermath of a pastel paint enema.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
January 30, 2023 3:18 am

an emetic?

goat
goat
January 30, 2023 4:10 am

It is an emetic.

Empty
Empty
January 30, 2023 4:19 am

Star Wars® character, cut from the movie?

goat
goat
  Empty
January 30, 2023 4:29 am

More like stephen king’s it?

comment image

Unreconstructed
Unreconstructed
January 30, 2023 6:38 am

Wood chipper time.

VOWG
VOWG
January 30, 2023 6:51 am

It, is called mental illness.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
January 30, 2023 7:31 am

Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says, “does this taste funny to you?”

WDS
WDS
January 30, 2023 8:06 am

F.U.N.T.
Fat, ugly, nasty, troon

Fetch My Flying Monkeys
Fetch My Flying Monkeys
January 30, 2023 8:57 am

Fetch the jet engine!

musket
musket
January 30, 2023 9:03 am

The real problem is that you cannot “unsee” this classless clown.

Euddolen ap Afallach
Euddolen ap Afallach
January 30, 2023 10:47 am

.

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
January 30, 2023 5:29 pm

It’s a Supervisor at the democrat rendering plant.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 30, 2023 7:33 pm

This reminds me… It has been years since I have watched the Island of Dr Moreau. Wasn’t there a pig-man? Maybe it got off the island?

Walter
Walter
January 30, 2023 10:05 pm

It is nearly perfectly alone, all the time. In crowds, alone. In company, alone. It is alone. And it is sad.