BEETLEJUICE LOSES

Via ZeroHedge

Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot Loses Re-Election, Comes In Third-Place

Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot – who claimed last year to have the biggest dick in the city, lost her bid for re-election Tuesday after failing to advance to a runoff in the Chicago mayoral race, according to AP.

The loss makes her the first Chicago mayor to lose re-election since 1983.

Lightfoot finished third with 16.4% of the vote, while former Chicago Public Schools CEO Paul Vallas finished at 35.02%, and Cook County Commissioner Brandon Johnson at 20.25%. The two will now advance to the April 4 runoff as the two candidates who got the most votes.

“Obviously, we didn’t win the election. But, I stand here with my head held high and my heart full of thanks,” Lightfoot told supporters right before 9 p.m., the Chicago Sun Times reports.

“You will not be defined by how you fall. You will be defined by how hard you work and how much you do for other people.”

Or, in Lightfoot’s case, she will be defined by the following:

I haven’t been this happy since my son returned from Afghanistan,” said Vallas, adding “We will have a safe Chicago. We will make Chicago the safest city in America.”

Chicago mayoral candidate and former Chicago Public Schools CEO Paul Vallas speaks to a customer at Manny’s Deli in the West Loop on Election Day. Pat Nabong/Sun-Times

Johnson, meanwhile, “appears to have claimed a large share of undecided African-American voters who were “searching” for an alternative to Lightfoot,” according to the Sun Times.

Chicago mayoral candidate and Cook County Commissioner Brandon Johnson greets Mayor Lori Lightfoot at Manny’s Deli in the West Loop on Election Day. Pat Nabong/Sun-Times

What’s next for Lightfoot?

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37 Comments
Anonymous
Anonymous
March 1, 2023 6:54 am

Feel-good story of the day! Hey, Mayor Beetlejuice, don’t let the door crash on your giant dick on the way out!

Euddolen ap Afallach
Euddolen ap Afallach
  Anonymous
March 1, 2023 10:13 am

Let me guess, 100% of the votes FOR Lowly Beetleface were mail ins?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Euddolen ap Afallach
March 1, 2023 12:08 pm

Corpses.

Euddolen ap Afallach
Euddolen ap Afallach
  Anonymous
March 1, 2023 3:33 pm

100% of the votes……were mail ins

With Low Light caught on video, black handed, dumping ballots into public collection boxes across Chicagro

zappalives
zappalives
March 1, 2023 6:57 am

WTF………..I thought democrats were totally in love this female faggot mongoloid.

brewer55
brewer55
March 1, 2023 7:32 am

Corrupt elections or not; glad to hear this racist lesbian/trans/he-she/ whatever the heck she is, lost!
Now, on to the next corrupt ‘Sicago’ politician.

Obbledy
Obbledy
March 1, 2023 7:47 am

Merely there to move the overton window a little more…..
Just like .Santos

Iggy
Iggy
March 1, 2023 8:07 am

Dear God now we will have to hear about the run off election for another month.As if this will make any difference in Shitcago.All the people who voted for lightfoot, Jamal , Willie Wilson ,Chuy Will just vote for another radical leftist named Brandon. Until you admit that spick and nigger gangbangers are destroying the city you cannot address the problem. No bail, no prosecutions a totally illiterate population what will change?

WDS
WDS
March 1, 2023 9:03 am

Get ready, her next stop will be an appearance on Joy Reid’s show and then onto the Sunday news talkies to lament how she lost all because of….. Wypippo.

eraser
eraser
March 1, 2023 9:14 am

I can only believe that her replacement will be incrementally worse. Not like I’m going to Chicongo anytime ever.

DFJ150
DFJ150
March 1, 2023 10:26 am

Time for Gollum to go back to Mordor and stay there.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  DFJ150
March 1, 2023 12:09 pm

Chitown is a branch office of Mordor.

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
March 1, 2023 10:33 am

We all know this midget-communist-rayssiss demon spawn will wind up as a “color commentator” on CNN or MSNBC after being paraded around on all the top Tel Avision “talk shows”. And don’t forget the book deal for big bucks.

It is hard to imagine a worse mayor being “elected” in Chicago but it shall happen as that is exactly what the Demoncratz desire; the complete demolition of the U.S.A.

Don
Don
  Aunt Acid
March 1, 2023 10:01 pm

plus $73 million from Netflix.

aka.attrition
aka.attrition
March 1, 2023 10:48 am

Only the face in the photo will change.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  aka.attrition
March 1, 2023 12:10 pm

Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss

Eyes Wide Shut
Eyes Wide Shut
March 1, 2023 10:51 am

The Feel Good Story of the Day.
Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice!

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
March 1, 2023 11:07 am

Vallas, who I never thought had a chance, is a former Educrat of some kind and ran on making the police the police again and clobbering the Teacher’s Union and establishing school choice. He looks to have a legit shot here. Based on upsets and runoffs it looks like the citizenry is fed up with the Prog freak show.
The low IQ communist mono del portico left in the runoff wants “more cowbell,” taxes on everything and everyone. A 3.5% surtax on all wages over $100,000, taxes on every trade at the CME (board of trade) and some stupid idea about how Chicago can tax surrounding communities. Sales tax in Shitcago is over 10%, gas tax about highest in US, near highest property taxes in US. Chicago is worse for tax already than the rest of Illinois which may be the only state with sales tax, property tax and income tax. Another half dozen major corporations are leaving.

Leah
Leah
  Harrington Richardson
March 2, 2023 3:07 am

The radio broadcasters kept mentioning Vallas’s “whiteness”. Will be interesting if he wins. Mike Duggan has been mayor of Detroit for some time. The sketch isn’t gone but seems to be a tiny bit better. Former mayor, Kwame Kilpatrick, is still trying to shyster his way out of jail.

Bogart
Bogart
March 1, 2023 11:10 am

Probably had nothing to do with this bitch breaking her own covid rules to get her hairs did.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
March 1, 2023 12:11 pm

Actually, she disposed of her office as her employers intended.

beau
beau
March 1, 2023 11:53 am

as i read pertaining to this individual previously: if morning breath had a face, this is it.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
March 1, 2023 12:43 pm

A map showing the location of many of her voting supporters.
comment image

AKJOHN
AKJOHN
March 1, 2023 1:13 pm

Replacing one commie with another. Now my hometown will be a complete wonderland.

todd
todd
March 1, 2023 2:02 pm

it’s cute how they still think elections will change things…

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Administrator
March 1, 2023 10:39 pm

Auntie can never again watch TV weather — argghhhhhhhh

ze bugs
ze bugs
  Administrator
March 2, 2023 12:29 am

HA!

PA Patriot
PA Patriot
March 1, 2023 4:11 pm

Chicago is worse for tax already than the rest of Illinois which may be the only state with sales tax, property tax and income tax.
Unfortunately not the case. PA has state, real estate (in spring and then school in fall), sales tax 6 percent, local income, local per capita, and local service tax. And it seems you need a license for just about everything.

Claude
Claude
March 1, 2023 8:14 pm

Good riddance to a hostile, horrible excuse for a person.

Don
Don
  Claude
March 1, 2023 10:04 pm

pre-human?

Aunt Acid
Aunt Acid
  Don
March 1, 2023 10:41 pm

proto too

Empty
Empty
March 2, 2023 12:11 am

Lori standing proud with her dick hangin’ low and scratchin’ those hairy balls. What a class act. I wonder if she tells her soljas to stand down now, or ramp up?

ze bugs
ze bugs
March 2, 2023 12:28 am

She’s a disgusting weirdo. So what horror show replaces her?