MANHATTAN, NY — Manhattan District Attorney Alvin Bragg has announced a brilliant new plan to get Trump elected President in 2024.
“I will stop at absolutely nothing to put Trump back in the White House where he belongs,” said Mr. Bragg. “I’m about to charge up his base like you’ve never seen!”
Mr. Bragg had carefully waited until the moment he could give Trump the biggest political boost to push forward with an indictment. “Check and mate, libs,” laughed Mr. Bragg as he pulled on a MAGA hat. “I’ve already put in my request to be Trump’s Transportation Secretary, I hear it’s super easy. 2024, here we come!”
After lawyers of every political allegiance agreed there was no criminal case against Trump over hush money paid during his 2016 campaign, Mr. Bragg knew taking the hopeless case was his big chance. “The optics of Democrats indicting, even handcuffing Trump on charges that have no chance of sticking – what more could the Trump campaign ask for?” said MSNBC’s Rachel Maddow. “Mr. Bragg might be the most brilliant Republican strategist this century. He’s playing chess while the rest of us are out here playing checkers.”
At publishing time, Governor Ron DeSantis was wondering what sort of crime he needed to be indicted for to keep pace with Trump.
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It is not satire when it is true.
Deep State will never let Trump back to power. They will unleash WMD’s if need be.
They would stop at nothing to stop him – BUT this level of political malpractice could get Trump elected. Look at Lula in Brazil. he served 580 days of a twelve year prison sentence for corruption. Now he’s president of Brazil again.
And he was “elected” by hacked voting machines over the popularly elected Bolsonaro.
Probably correct.
LOL – and you think the corruption trial was a shining example of truth and fairness??
Manhattan DA issues indictment against Dominion “Voting” Systems and its U.S. co-conspirators.
(fingers crossed)
Soros used to own a big chunk of Diebold, the bank vault company that later on moved into voting machines. Dominion’s roots are pretty opaque, but there is a link to Diebold and-of course-to Soros.
Full me once ,shame on you,full me twice ,shame on me,full me thrice shame on……..