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Anonymous
Anonymous

“Are you in to little girls like me, you chubby little kike?”

MrLiberty

“Smells just like pure bullshit. “

nb2
nb2

“He makes me feel young again.”

RW
RW

See! I told you spritzing my hair with the urine of a young child would attract a pedophile!

Anonymous
Anonymous

“I just shit my pants again”

Pablo
Pablo

“Smells like Depends, but whose?”

goat
goat

You smell just like my daughter. Care to take a shower with me?

BabbleOn
BabbleOn

Ya, you like that Mr. Yellen, told you it wouldn’t hurt.

Iggy
Iggy

Babylon!

Anonymous
Anonymous

“Oh Baby, right now interest rates aren’t the only thing rising.”

Skip
Skip

Who said it?: “Is it in yet?”

Iggy
Iggy

Do I smell gefilte fish?

Anonymous
Anonymous

Smells like adrenochrome and formaldehyde

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe

I’m a dirty boy, and you’re a dirty girl……..

Anonymous
Anonymous

“Damn, Old Yeller…if your tits sag any lower, they’re gonna be knees.
I can’t even feel a nipple. Anywere.”

Send your dollars to...
Send your dollars to...

HA HA HA, and they call you the big guy.

Anonymous
Anonymous

You’ll need some eye bleach for this one, so, sorry.
But just look at this sack of shit.
Is Meathead on the Epstein Lolita flight logs?
Could be why he whines so much about a guy who has been
out of the White House for 2 years now, and fawns over the corrupt fuck
who currently occupies it. Occasionally.

nkit
nkit

Damn, Anony. No one should have to see that…Probably should have saved that for FF….

Anonymous
Anonymous

ur right, brudder.

KhaanTEXt
KhaanTEXt

That pic of Meathead is orders of magnitude more nasty than the black stallion I drunkenly posted on last week’s FF.

TampaRed
TampaRed

2 points re rob reiner —
i hope that someone photoshopped that swimsuit on him,why would he wear something so gross ?
just look at that navel of his–
it is so big & deep that if he drew some hair around it & put some k/y in it he could rent it out to extra lonely guys —

Tex
Tex

That’s me but 40 pounds lighter. WTF?

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer

So …you look like Dusty Rhodes? You have my condolences. I hope you got Rhodes’ sense of humor and not Reiner’s.

"Is Meathead on the Epstein Lolita flight logs?"
"Is Meathead on the Epstein Lolita flight logs?"

🤣🤣🤣

It’s the ‘Unrecorded’ flight logs that would be MOST interesting, no?

OALA
OALA

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ASIG
ASIG

“You’re just the right person to get my inflation going.”

Leah
Leah

The spell is working! He thinks I’m 5 years old!

Captain_Obviuos
Captain_Obviuos

“They call me Drambuie, baby, cuz I’m a fancy licker. And you look like ice cream to me.”

Tex
Tex

This does not happen in Texas.

TampaRed
TampaRed

hell,paula jones got $800,000 but i don’t need $ —
maybe i can force him to ditch kamala & put me on the ticket in 2024 —

Machinist
Machinist

“Want to jump in the shower, Ashley, um-er… I mean Janet?”

Anonymous
Anonymous

“Is there some reason the CFTC suspended their new swap reporting requirements?”

bigfoot
bigfoot

“Hike! Interest here for full employment ya cunt.”

TomMacGyver
TomMacGyver

Sorry, Traitor Joe, but I’m into IN-flation!

Tex
Tex

Some I know are into themselves As the World Turns

Anonymous
Anonymous

Hmmm… this old bitch smells like my daughter wrapped in 20 dollar bills…

Thunder
Thunder

You snub the law and I control it, wanna get together and bump uglies

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer

FJB: “Have you colored your hair?”

Yellen: “Just the tips”

Perfect Stranger
Perfect Stranger

“I’m not Ashley!”

Boogie
Boogie

That wasn’t a fart.

Free Slave
Free Slave

If I imagine a garbage bag full of cottage cheese straddling a clothes line, I can almost see Janet Yellen naked.

Jeffosgolf
Jeffosgolf

I love the smell of a bank failure in the morning

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