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42 Comments
Anonymous
Anonymous
March 23, 2023 7:01 pm

“Are you in to little girls like me, you chubby little kike?”

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
March 23, 2023 7:01 pm

“Smells just like pure bullshit. “

nb2
nb2
March 23, 2023 7:09 pm

“He makes me feel young again.”

RW
RW
March 23, 2023 7:11 pm

See! I told you spritzing my hair with the urine of a young child would attract a pedophile!

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 23, 2023 7:12 pm

“I just shit my pants again”

Pablo
Pablo
March 23, 2023 7:38 pm

“Smells like Depends, but whose?”

goat
goat
March 23, 2023 7:39 pm

You smell just like my daughter. Care to take a shower with me?

BabbleOn
BabbleOn
March 23, 2023 7:47 pm

Ya, you like that Mr. Yellen, told you it wouldn’t hurt.

Iggy
Iggy
  BabbleOn
March 23, 2023 8:20 pm

Babylon!

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 23, 2023 7:49 pm

“Oh Baby, right now interest rates aren’t the only thing rising.”

Skip
Skip
March 23, 2023 7:53 pm

Who said it?: “Is it in yet?”

Iggy
Iggy
March 23, 2023 8:19 pm

Do I smell gefilte fish?

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 23, 2023 8:40 pm

Smells like adrenochrome and formaldehyde

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
March 23, 2023 8:49 pm

I’m a dirty boy, and you’re a dirty girl……..

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 23, 2023 8:51 pm

“Damn, Old Yeller…if your tits sag any lower, they’re gonna be knees.
I can’t even feel a nipple. Anywere.”

Send your dollars to...
Send your dollars to...
March 23, 2023 9:11 pm

HA HA HA, and they call you the big guy.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 23, 2023 9:17 pm

You’ll need some eye bleach for this one, so, sorry.
But just look at this sack of shit.
Is Meathead on the Epstein Lolita flight logs?
Could be why he whines so much about a guy who has been
out of the White House for 2 years now, and fawns over the corrupt fuck
who currently occupies it. Occasionally.

nkit
nkit
  Anonymous
March 23, 2023 9:47 pm

Damn, Anony. No one should have to see that…Probably should have saved that for FF….

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 23, 2023 10:12 pm

ur right, brudder.

KhaanTEXt
KhaanTEXt
  nkit
March 23, 2023 10:38 pm

That pic of Meathead is orders of magnitude more nasty than the black stallion I drunkenly posted on last week’s FF.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Anonymous
March 23, 2023 10:30 pm

2 points re rob reiner —
i hope that someone photoshopped that swimsuit on him,why would he wear something so gross ?
just look at that navel of his–
it is so big & deep that if he drew some hair around it & put some k/y in it he could rent it out to extra lonely guys —

Tex
Tex
  Anonymous
March 24, 2023 1:00 am

That’s me but 40 pounds lighter. WTF?

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Tex
March 24, 2023 6:57 am

So …you look like Dusty Rhodes? You have my condolences. I hope you got Rhodes’ sense of humor and not Reiner’s.

"Is Meathead on the Epstein Lolita flight logs?"
"Is Meathead on the Epstein Lolita flight logs?"
  Anonymous
March 24, 2023 6:44 am

🤣🤣🤣

It’s the ‘Unrecorded’ flight logs that would be MOST interesting, no?

OALA
OALA
March 23, 2023 9:19 pm

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ASIG
ASIG
March 23, 2023 9:19 pm

“You’re just the right person to get my inflation going.”

Leah
Leah
March 23, 2023 9:23 pm

The spell is working! He thinks I’m 5 years old!

Captain_Obviuos
Captain_Obviuos
March 23, 2023 9:56 pm

“They call me Drambuie, baby, cuz I’m a fancy licker. And you look like ice cream to me.”

Tex
Tex
March 23, 2023 10:21 pm

This does not happen in Texas.

TampaRed
TampaRed
March 23, 2023 10:33 pm

hell,paula jones got $800,000 but i don’t need $ —
maybe i can force him to ditch kamala & put me on the ticket in 2024 —

Machinist
Machinist
March 23, 2023 10:33 pm

“Want to jump in the shower, Ashley, um-er… I mean Janet?”

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 23, 2023 11:07 pm

“Is there some reason the CFTC suspended their new swap reporting requirements?”

bigfoot
bigfoot
March 23, 2023 11:53 pm

“Hike! Interest here for full employment ya cunt.”

TomMacGyver
TomMacGyver
March 24, 2023 12:00 am

Sorry, Traitor Joe, but I’m into IN-flation!

Tex
Tex
  TomMacGyver
March 24, 2023 12:55 am

Some I know are into themselves As the World Turns

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 24, 2023 1:43 am

Hmmm… this old bitch smells like my daughter wrapped in 20 dollar bills…

Thunder
Thunder
March 24, 2023 2:23 am

You snub the law and I control it, wanna get together and bump uglies

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
March 24, 2023 6:54 am

FJB: “Have you colored your hair?”

Yellen: “Just the tips”

Perfect Stranger
Perfect Stranger
March 24, 2023 8:03 am

“I’m not Ashley!”

Boogie
Boogie
March 24, 2023 9:21 am

That wasn’t a fart.

Free Slave
Free Slave
March 24, 2023 9:50 am

If I imagine a garbage bag full of cottage cheese straddling a clothes line, I can almost see Janet Yellen naked.

Jeffosgolf
Jeffosgolf
March 24, 2023 9:59 am

I love the smell of a bank failure in the morning