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“Mmmm. I’d tap ’em both at the same time”…
…except that longing gaze is focused past the blondes and directly towards Macron. Yuck.
That feeling you get when realize why you were invited to the party.
He’s just jealous at how tall Macron is.
Idiot.
When they thought the cameras were turned off, everybody ignored the sock puppet G.I. Jew.
G.I.Jew!……..fantastic!
LMFAO! Internet winner of the DAY!
I wish I could upvote G.I. Jew 6 million times. Laughing so hard at that.
Or they may have mistaken him for a janitor, considering what he was wearing at the time.
I need a couple lines. Wonder if Mackie’s got any blow. Hunter isn’t here. Damn. Jonesin’
Success has many fathers / failure is an orphan
On another note, is he trying look like Fidel?
“I wonder if they’d let me watch?”
Once my wife tells her how much cocaine we have, this is a done deal.
What?!?I took a bath?……..
Song caption?
Or Maybe this one:
Yep.
Better.
All dressed up and nowhere to go.
WTF? Suddenly I’m ignored worse than Justin Trudeau?!!!
If you look at all the people around him it would seem to be a perfect target for giant meteor. Take ’em all out at one time and marvel at what a wonderful world that would make…
I wore my counteroffensive formal outfit to this event and still nobody gives a shit.
They are getting ready to throw me under the bus!
As long as (((they))) don’t blame the bus driver afterward … it really couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.
There goes the neighborhood.
Yeah, it’s a big club and I’m not in it
The moment you realize you are “Fredo”.
Or “Morrie Kessler” in Goodfellas
Life sucks when the reason people keep ignoring you, is they’re jealous of your homemade pants.
.
Oh look over there, isn’t that little Z? It looks like he actually thought we gave one shit about him or his country.
What a hoot. Now, what’s this I hear about a baby sacrifice this evening, what to wear what to wear.
I shop at: “Dick Tater’s Outfitters”
Layno … I left my coke in the toilet stall …
He looks pissed that he didn’t wear his heels. Didn’t Randy Newman do a song about this?
That song is a family joke. My wife is the short one at 5′ 10″.
Find the smallest penis in this photo.
Trick question…they all have mirco penises, even the ones who look female.
And yet most are giant dicks.
So effective you can skip a day
OR
Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.
These pants were made for a taller man.
Excuse me Ma’am. Someone called about an HVAC problem?
“Where’s my uber?”
Embarrassed Man Could’ve Sworn Invitation Said ‘Costume Party’
— cribbed from Babylon Bee
Inside the head of Zed Zelensky:
“Where the hell is Hunter and those hookers?Oh, Shit, he still has all my coke!”
Remember the paperboy?
The Zed-lensky: “I’m collecting vicariously for the newspapers”
At Seventeen (Janis Ian)
The useful idiot.
O Sole Mio
Which one of you fucks wanna give me a free suit
A homeless guy shows up at the NATO summit asking for a few hundred billion
“Don’t ignore me, I’m a Star!”
$elen$ky always wears army green. Auntie thinks this rank amateur/poseur needs to wear a proper admirals (four star, natch) rig, from time to time, and show them; like America’s most famous admiral, Admiral Rachel (Cray Cray Dick) Levine.
At least its face is covered by the muzzle ( so no food and beverage warning)
Odd man out.
Dear Ukrainian soldiers who are getting blown up to pieces and other shit,
The wife and I are really enjoying Lithuania. Beautiful country. Great food. Went to a concert last night. Going to a movie tomorrow. WISH YOU WERE HERE!!!
Love,
Vlad & Olena
IOW, a postcard from a demon. They really are having a lot of fun there. Living like royalty while sending their people to die like dogs.
But, PTL, there will be a Day Of Reckoning.
When I played the benis piano, I had all attention, why did I sign up for this?
“Damn, I seem to be about as popular as Dylan Mulvaney at an Anheuser-Busch stockholders meeting.”
“I wonder if either one these society broads can get me some bullets?”
You know dear, when we cut off his support, the NAZI’s are going to kill him and you are going to get all the money and all the homes….
Yup, God is going to rule over this mess.
Until then….
The problem is that he didn’t wear his leathers.