Hunter Biden Plea Deal Falls Through After Bribery Check Bounces

Via The Babylon Bee

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U.S. — According to sources, Hunter Biden’s plea deal fell through in court today after his bribery check to the judge bounced due to insufficient funds. “We are disappointed with the judge’s decision, but we are confident things will be made right once another transfer from Ukraine clears in one of Hunter’s offshore accounts,” said Biden’s legal team. “This is just a minor hiccup.” At publishing time, anonymous sources had confirmed that this afternoon’s “coke and hookers plea deal celebration” had become a “coke and hookers strategy session.”

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3 Comments
Dying Sun
Dying Sun
July 26, 2023 4:58 pm

Babylon Bee must have a hard time inventing satire that actually stays ahead of reality.

This was a hilarious article because it’s so close to the truth.

Obbledy
Obbledy
July 26, 2023 7:56 pm

If he was gay would we be here?……any guess as to why Spacey walked?…….the putrid is strong with this one……

Anonymous
Anonymous
July 26, 2023 8:15 pm

immunity from tax and drug violations….sure, that’s fine

what would they do to you if you forgot to declare 10 million and smoked crack on Instagram?