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m
  Administrator
October 8, 2023 10:36 am

That almost cost me a keyboard.
Winner!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
October 8, 2023 6:26 pm

90% of all adults loooooove them some propaganda.It relieves them of the burden of actually researching facts and thinking.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
October 8, 2023 6:28 pm

Just wiped coffee off my keyboard.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Administrator
October 8, 2023 11:18 am

Bottoms up …

Mystic
Mystic
  Anthony Aaron
October 9, 2023 6:14 pm

Omg! Don’t say that — the idiot will probably think that it’s a free enema station! 😉

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
October 8, 2023 1:32 pm

Drink! drink! drink! drink!… everybody now, chant with me!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
October 8, 2023 6:29 pm

Any population with a group average IQ of 85 is bound to have a few morons.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
October 8, 2023 6:31 pm

Bowman may be stupid,but at least he’s vibrant.

Mystic
Mystic
  Anonymous
October 9, 2023 6:16 pm

And his butt’s clean too — after pulling the fire alarm to open the door he used the fire extinguisher to give himself a free enema! LOL

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
October 8, 2023 6:32 pm

Waaaaaay to true. I am as White bread as you get,but i eat a hundred times more tacos than hot dogs.

todd
todd
  Anonymous
October 8, 2023 7:55 pm

totally with you…but do hot dogs wrapped in tortillas, because your buns are fucking moldy, count as hot dogs still or does that make it a taco?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
October 8, 2023 11:27 pm

Traitor!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
October 8, 2023 9:20 am

and the UN , Catholic charities , WEF

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
October 8, 2023 11:21 am

… and hias … and lutheran immigration and refugee service … and the aclu … and the $pl¢ … and more … all of whom receive a bounty of more than $2k per illegal alien they bring into the US to live off of US Citizens and Taxpayers — for generations and generations …

B_MC
B_MC
  Administrator
October 8, 2023 10:13 am

Math disaster in college: Would-be STEM majors can’t add 1/2 + 1/3

After a year of remote algebra, Diego Fonseca struggled with advanced algebra. Despite a week at George Mason University’s Math Boot Camp, the would-be computer science major failed the math placement test to qualify for calculus four times. He didn’t know the basics.

Across the country, more students are placing into pre-college math, reports AP’s Collin Binkley. “At many universities, engineering and biology majors are struggling to grasp fractions and exponents.”

At George Mason in Northern Virginia, fewer would-be STEM majors are getting into calculus and more are failing, he writes.

“We’re talking about college-level pre-calculus and calculus classes, and students cannot even add one-half and one-third,” said Maria Emelianenko, chair of George Mason’s math department.

https://www.joannejacobs.com/post/math-disaster-in-college-would-be-stem-majors-can-t-add-1-2-1-3

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  B_MC
October 8, 2023 11:22 am

Last week it was reported that more than 20 high schools in Delaware had ZERO students pass the State math exam … none … nada … 

beau
beau
  Anthony Aaron
October 8, 2023 12:34 pm

the plans of the commies are working out well.

Tex
Tex
  Anthony Aaron
October 8, 2023 11:31 pm

Everyone knows exams are rigged.

Pelosi' Hammer
Pelosi' Hammer
  Anthony Aaron
October 9, 2023 12:33 pm

Well, getting the concept of zero is a start.

Mystic
Mystic
  Anthony Aaron
October 9, 2023 6:20 pm

No problemo. They’re now fully qualified to become Democrat politicians! ;-(

fujigm
fujigm
  B_MC
October 8, 2023 1:18 pm

Sad.
Considering in my generation it was common to take calculus in high school.
And my AP classes were pretty big.

RW
RW
  B_MC
October 8, 2023 1:25 pm

.50 +.33~What’s so hard about that?

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  RW
October 8, 2023 4:50 pm

Surviving the impact and the holes out the other side …

Anonymous
Anonymous
  RW
October 8, 2023 6:38 pm

Well,i failed calculus. However, i can do fractions without a calculator. Today’s STEM students have to ask Google.

The bone is already gnawing the dog
The bone is already gnawing the dog
  RW
October 8, 2023 8:23 pm

Will it be communism? For them, 2 plus 2 equals 5.

10ffgrid
10ffgrid
  B_MC
October 8, 2023 1:49 pm

Products of government/democrat “education.”

KaD
KaD
  B_MC
October 8, 2023 5:55 pm

*Diego*

Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
October 8, 2023 6:35 pm

The only solution is to get more women into STEM.

d simpson
d simpson
  Anonymous
October 9, 2023 12:35 am

I went into electronics engineering in ’75. Tough to get a job my entire career. And they had already started the ‘need women in engineering’ chant.

It may be ‘desired’ by some parties, but actual firms, government, colleges, etc all took a long time to decide to offer, so I was never the ‘first choice.’ The pattern was obvious. I’ve worked a lot of interesting places. IBM, FAA, Universities, USPS, and tech/trade schools. Maintaining at IBM, afterwards, teaching electronics and automation (computer controlled) equipment to technicians and engineers.

Raised in a family of teachers, I’ve noted that the first time you have any sort of problem in any math course with the teacher, that is the end of the interest in math. Poor teaching skills or conflict with the teacher, or simply not ‘getting it’ and not finding an ‘ally’ to help through the struggle to ‘get it.’

Also, “They” may want women in STEM, but precious few of those areas have people in them that want to work with women. For a multitude of reasons. The only ones that want to work with women are confident married men. The rest want something else entirely. I laughed at the Ford woman crying at getting felt up while drunk at a pool party. Really, how weak. And about 90% of MeToo ‘victims.’ Pikers. It was a daily running battle, for years, for me. I could stop the badgering, but I couldn’t stop the retaliation, if they were bent that way.

I don’t recommend any woman to work in any shop as ‘the first.’ It’s brutal. If you don’t ‘go along, to get along,’ you’ll repeat my constant job hunts about every 8 years or so. There would always be that one toady who would find a way to get me OUT through false accusations in the right ear because I didn’t ‘pay toll’ to play in his sandbox. I wish I had worked in all ‘surveilled’ spaces, just to protect myself. HA. Wishful thinking. At gov shops, it was simply more ‘sneaky.’ Never, ever, go drinking with coworkers without a spouse. Period.

The bone is already gnawing the dog
The bone is already gnawing the dog
  Administrator
October 8, 2023 8:20 pm

In the 80s we used the abacus to do calculations. What happened? Maybe it’s GMO soy milk?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
October 8, 2023 8:04 am

Why does everyone expect a tip these days? Even a soft serve ice cream cone expects a minimum one dollar tip. Fuckin ridiculous.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
October 8, 2023 6:42 pm

I don’t tip if i am serving myself.I also don’t tip if i have to eat with a plastic fork.

hammie
hammie
  Anonymous
October 8, 2023 7:29 pm

That’s ridiculous. What is an ice cream cone going to do with money?

Mystic
Mystic
  Anonymous
October 9, 2023 6:25 pm

I have the perfect “tip” for lowly food service workers: Get a brain, go back to school, study hard, graduate, and get a REAL job.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
October 8, 2023 6:40 pm

I just returned from the deep blue city of Asheville. I walked out of Starbucks rather than deal with “IT”.

d simpson
d simpson
  Anonymous
October 9, 2023 12:43 am

I’ve pulled away from the food window, after paying, because of the amount of hardware in faces. Can’t imagine how much bacteria the guy was shedding. If that was who was at the window, what does the cook look like? EEWWW

But an it? I haven’t had that one.

I’m one of those that WILL walk across the street when I see the tropical fish heading my way.

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 8, 2023 8:38 am

Got Milk ?

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KaD
KaD
  Anonymous
October 8, 2023 5:55 pm

I haven’t supported the scouts since they brought out the fag pride badge.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  KaD
October 8, 2023 6:43 pm

Agree. Not A Damn Dime.

Mystic
Mystic
  KaD
October 9, 2023 6:28 pm

Aw c’mon, man. They desperately need that money for birth control and extra butt lube! LOL

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 8, 2023 9:18 am

All sides get mocked
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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
October 8, 2023 6:45 pm

A family spat between cousins. No peace until the entire region is glassed.

bidenTouchesKids
bidenTouchesKids
October 8, 2023 9:23 am

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B_MC
B_MC
  bidenTouchesKids
October 8, 2023 10:16 am

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bidenTouchesKids
bidenTouchesKids
October 8, 2023 9:28 am

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Tex
Tex
  bidenTouchesKids
October 8, 2023 11:36 pm

I’m a frog today. Damn cat keeps wanting to fuck with me!

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Administrator
October 8, 2023 11:26 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
October 8, 2023 6:49 pm

One of our extended family’s females is a pro socialist USC coed. She was explaining the benefits of socialism during a recent family bbq. I opined that it would benefit her since she was largely NON-productive.

stop the earth, I want to get off this bus
stop the earth, I want to get off this bus
  Anonymous
October 8, 2023 8:27 pm

BIG LOL

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
October 8, 2023 6:51 pm

Blocked. Doesn’t meet “community standards”.

stop the earth, I want to get off this bus
stop the earth, I want to get off this bus
  Administrator
October 8, 2023 8:29 pm

WHAT??? HOLD MY SOY MILK!

Mystic
Mystic
  Administrator
October 9, 2023 6:32 pm

So the Senate is “hard at work” trying to keep the country’s economy above water — as usual? LOL

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
October 8, 2023 10:37 am

Keep going deeper.

The bone is already gnawing the dog
The bone is already gnawing the dog
  Administrator
October 8, 2023 8:32 pm

Akhenaten, you crazy fagot. Why are you hiding from us?

Walter
Walter
  Administrator
October 8, 2023 12:57 pm

They’ll never all wake up. There are some who would watch their entire family die and still stick to the party line.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
October 8, 2023 6:52 pm

Kinda like waiting for peace in the Middle East.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
October 8, 2023 6:54 pm

He bez black.

The bone is already gnawing the dog
The bone is already gnawing the dog
  Anonymous
October 8, 2023 8:34 pm

Touche

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
October 8, 2023 6:55 pm

It’s harder to reprogram a population of gun owners.

The bone is already gnawing the dog
The bone is already gnawing the dog
  Administrator
October 8, 2023 8:36 pm

She managed to reprogram 58 suicidal friends. A feat indeed.

d simpson
d simpson
  Administrator
October 9, 2023 12:58 am

Once they’re OUT, they get bitter. Said every woman ever spurned. Especially so, when they think they are entitled to what they didn’t work for.

Wonder how JFK jr died, when, and why… just a random thought.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
October 8, 2023 6:59 pm

Since Mr. Rattlesnake just wants to be left alone,it would be best to quit provoking him. The Elites won’t stop until they get bit. FA-FO.

Headed4TheHills
Headed4TheHills
  Administrator
October 9, 2023 8:22 am

One hopes you’re not actually just starting to suspect that. Once a politician becomes a swamp critter, all differences get covered in swamp slime and disappear.

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 8, 2023 10:53 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
October 8, 2023 10:55 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
October 8, 2023 10:56 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
October 8, 2023 10:57 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
October 8, 2023 10:59 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
October 8, 2023 11:00 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
October 8, 2023 11:03 am

Now they are claiming , ” We never made anyone take it ” , fuckers.

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d simpson
d simpson
  Anonymous
October 9, 2023 1:07 am

Unfortunately, the payouts to them, themselves, won’t be for very long, I fear.

Only God can save them from the damages to their hearts, lungs, circulation, and brains. In the more unfortunate ones, like this doomed soul, it simply takes longer to die. The quick deaths didn’t destroy their souls from the heartbreak of betrayal by their fellow man.

All are damaged, one way or another, jabbed or not jabbed. Looks like a hellscape to us ‘pure bloods,’ in more ways than the MSM off-stated desired paths for us. We will be forced to bury as much as 60% of the population in the next three years. Talk about soul destroying.

The anger will become unbearable. The consequences are stark. God save us all.

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 8, 2023 11:13 am

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If you are not buying the Psyops , you’re not alone

fujigm
fujigm
  Anonymous
October 8, 2023 1:25 pm

Wow.
It’s like their very own 9/11…

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  fujigm
October 8, 2023 4:52 pm

… and it couldn’t happen to a more deserving bunch …

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
October 8, 2023 7:03 pm

Worth losing a few peasants if you get the 3rd temple. Totally “Wag the Dog.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 8, 2023 11:13 am

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Headed4TheHills
Headed4TheHills
  Anonymous
October 9, 2023 8:25 am

Bread and circuses. Rome had ’em. We get Hostess Twinkies and Monday Night Foosball, but it’s the exact same thing.

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 8, 2023 11:15 am

MEN , We ride at dawn !
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gb1234
gb1234
  Anonymous
October 8, 2023 11:38 am

How do you post images?

Peter Built
Peter Built
  gb1234
October 8, 2023 12:52 pm

by url only

anon a moos
anon a moos
  gb1234
October 8, 2023 1:42 pm

https://postimages.org/

copy the link of your pic and paste it here

The bone is already gnawing the dog
The bone is already gnawing the dog
  anon a moos
October 8, 2023 10:09 pm

I tried this but it didn’t work.

SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
SheWhoShallNotBeNamed
  Anonymous
October 8, 2023 1:24 pm

I’m sorry, but that is just so cute.

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 8, 2023 11:16 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
October 8, 2023 11:19 am

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Bullwinkle
Bullwinkle
  Anonymous
October 8, 2023 4:36 pm

Where did those Palestinians get the training to uses such crafts?
They got it at the same place where they learned to take over passenger jets and (with greater skill than actual pilots with years of training), fly those heavy planes into the World trade Center.

I also must question how those starved Palestinians smuggled rockets and other explosives (and a hang glider) across the armed camp of Israel in order to attack parts of that Country.

The bone is already gnawing the dog
The bone is already gnawing the dog
  Bullwinkle
October 8, 2023 9:59 pm

You ask a lot of inconvenient questions against the cult.

Ironically Satirical
Ironically Satirical
  Anonymous
October 9, 2023 7:15 am

Why are their faces blurred out?

Anonymous
Anonymous
October 8, 2023 1:40 pm

NO , I don’t want to F-ing donate to Ukraine or Israel , gave enough already !

The bone is already gnawing the dog
The bone is already gnawing the dog
  Anonymous
October 8, 2023 9:57 pm

LOL

gb1234
gb1234
October 8, 2023 1:42 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
October 8, 2023 6:23 pm

Initially i thought Bowman was lying,but maybe not. Perhaps we should give him the benefit of the doubt since he is black.