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Iska Waran
Iska Waran
January 3, 2024 8:15 am

The gym was packed with fatties in their 30’s yesterday. Every journey starts with a single step. Also, some journeys end right after that step.

Darren
Darren
  Iska Waran
January 3, 2024 9:13 am

When I turned forty I thought I should start exercising. Maybe do some push ups. This past October I turned sixty. Took me twenty years to hit the floor but now I’m up to twenty push ups, sit ups and curls each day.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Iska Waran
January 3, 2024 10:29 pm

The bigger the cushion, the better the pushin……. na.

BL
BL
January 3, 2024 8:24 am

Excellent G&MR selections today, Admin. God seems to look a tad bit like Leonardo DiFaglio and Justine Castreau should be flogged for wearing those socks, baby AOC totally believable. LoL!

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  BL
January 3, 2024 3:41 pm

The truck after rust remover applied🤣🤣

BL
BL
  Mary Christine
January 3, 2024 6:10 pm

Mary, I was chuckling all the way through this installment of G&MR, just gets better all the time.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
January 3, 2024 12:34 pm

31th?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
January 3, 2024 8:37 pm

Abolish the state.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Administrator
January 3, 2024 10:31 pm

we know, instinctually. and it’s not good.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
January 3, 2024 9:05 am

“I need you to drive…” for the win!

Suds
Suds
January 3, 2024 9:27 am

Heard yesterday on a Martin Lawrence sitcom trailer:

“I’m doing a LOT of fake smiling these days. My face feels like it’s been doing squats.”

Suds
Suds
January 3, 2024 9:30 am

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Suds
Suds
January 3, 2024 9:31 am

worth a repeat from FF…

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Suds
Suds
January 3, 2024 9:33 am

Burn!

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Suds
Suds
January 3, 2024 9:34 am

Bidenomics on display…

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Suds
Suds
January 3, 2024 9:36 am

Can’t let our Canadian brethren feel left out here…

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B_MC
B_MC
January 3, 2024 10:01 am

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B_MC
B_MC
January 3, 2024 10:02 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
January 3, 2024 4:05 pm

Thats just sick!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  B_MC
January 3, 2024 8:39 pm

That’s somebody that truly hates themself.

H2O2
H2O2
  B_MC
January 3, 2024 9:59 pm

is that the now adult who played the kid in the Home Alone movie ?

B_MC
B_MC
January 3, 2024 10:02 am

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  B_MC
January 3, 2024 10:38 am

F’in Rusty Shackleford! He’s MY guy!

B_MC
B_MC
January 3, 2024 10:03 am

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BL
BL
  B_MC
January 3, 2024 12:16 pm

Funny, I feel the same, John.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  BL
January 3, 2024 2:39 pm

I can’t help but think that had the South repelled the Northern Invasion we’d be living in a 100% white nation right now. We certainly would never have ended up with a faggot nigger in the White House.

B_MC
B_MC
January 3, 2024 10:04 am

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The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Administrator
January 3, 2024 10:40 am

That skid mark on the carpet wasn’t gonna clean itself.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  Administrator
January 3, 2024 3:44 pm

🤣🤣🤣

flash
flash
January 3, 2024 11:52 am

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BL
BL
  flash
January 3, 2024 11:59 am

Usury, get some…..just kidding.

rhsjr
rhsjr
  BL
January 3, 2024 12:13 pm

Democrat Vote Fraud by the millions

Eddy O
Eddy O
  flash
January 3, 2024 1:25 pm

Inflation 5%? Where does she live?

flash
flash
January 3, 2024 11:52 am

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flash
flash
January 3, 2024 11:53 am

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rhsjr
rhsjr
  flash
January 3, 2024 12:14 pm

the domestic American Feminazi

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  rhsjr
January 3, 2024 2:40 pm

Karen for short.

flash
flash
January 3, 2024 11:53 am

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BL
BL
  flash
January 3, 2024 11:57 am

Hard to believe that actually exists, isn’t it? Shame.

rhsjr
rhsjr
  BL
January 3, 2024 12:16 pm

Mega hypocrites and liars

flash
flash
January 3, 2024 11:54 am

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Bluegrass Girl
Bluegrass Girl
  flash
January 3, 2024 12:07 pm

Proud to say Tom Massie is my congress critter.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  flash
January 3, 2024 4:07 pm

Suck it homo!!

flash
flash
January 3, 2024 11:55 am

Every EvangiBoomerRaptureTard evah.

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BL
BL
  flash
January 3, 2024 12:12 pm

25k civilians dead, of those 12, 000 children. SHAME.

flash
flash
January 3, 2024 11:55 am

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BL
BL
  flash
January 3, 2024 12:10 pm

With allies like them, who needs enemies?

flash
flash
January 3, 2024 11:56 am

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T4C
T4C
  flash
January 3, 2024 12:48 pm

Fire at Will

Mickey Mouse no longer enjoys copyright protection. Stonetoss didn’t hesitate to take advantage of that fact, in his inimitable way. Simply brutal.

flash
flash
January 3, 2024 11:58 am

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flash
flash
January 3, 2024 11:58 am

Netflix Superman

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  flash
January 3, 2024 2:22 pm

She should be trans.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  flash
January 3, 2024 10:39 pm

Did his right hand find any actual orifices, or just blubber rolls?

flash
flash
January 3, 2024 11:59 am

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rhsjr
rhsjr
  flash
January 3, 2024 12:19 pm

OK, now send in the Pervert Traitors in charge.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  flash
January 3, 2024 4:09 pm

Call 555-TDS-Help, call now!!

flash
flash
January 3, 2024 12:00 pm

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flash
flash
January 3, 2024 12:02 pm

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rhsjr
rhsjr
  flash
January 3, 2024 12:20 pm

Useless Idiots are born Incorrigibly Stupid.

flash
flash
January 3, 2024 12:06 pm

Only people dumber than EvangiBoomerTards…

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flash
flash
January 3, 2024 12:07 pm

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flash
flash
January 3, 2024 12:08 pm

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anon a moos
anon a moos
  flash
January 3, 2024 12:12 pm

FACT: Honda corp tossed all the components into a washer/spinner, set the heavy duty cycle and jimmied the clock to run much longer than normal. When it did finish this was the result, a fully conscious AI driven robot. And, because I bolded the FACT it also makes it that much truerer. FACT

And NO human intervention required in any of the processes.

Darren
Darren
  flash
January 3, 2024 3:59 pm

Theist logic be like:

The universe is so miraculous it must have been created by God.

God is so miraculous he’s existed forever.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Darren
January 3, 2024 4:21 pm

and ever, bedwetter.

flash
flash
January 3, 2024 12:10 pm

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T4C
T4C
January 3, 2024 12:13 pm

𝖂𝖍𝖎𝖙𝖊 𝕽𝖆𝖇𝖇𝖎𝖙@White__Rabbit

Elizabeth Glass is a jewish woman who finally learned the truth. She’s missing much of the story, but she’s off to a good start. The only thing is the holohoax never happened.

Zionism was just one death machine created by jewish Supremacy; the other was Communism, which killed 30 million Russians and actually inspired the rise of Fascism and National Socialism to counter it. In other words, the Axis Powers (nationalists) were actually the ones fighting the Globalist NWO that we see today.

In other words, the Axis Powers (nationalists) were actually the ones fighting the Globalist NWO that we see today.

Wait. Sooo….

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Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  T4C
January 3, 2024 3:49 pm

Welcome to the club, T. Always be ready for downvotes, though.

T4C
T4C
  Mary Christine
January 3, 2024 5:05 pm

I always anticipate a downvote even if I post a pic of a puppy. There are those here that just don’t like me so downvote out of spite. Eye roll. Meh.

fujigm
fujigm
  Administrator
January 3, 2024 1:09 pm

And when we go, we take our world with us…

T4C
T4C
  fujigm
January 3, 2024 3:06 pm

And when we go, we take our world with us…

I’ve said this a couple of times in comments….For the Love of God, will someone please make a movie of this exact thing happening to scare the shit out of non-Whites?

The movie begins with non-Whites waking-up one morning and realizing not only are there no Whites….but also realizing that they took all their toys with them, e.g. inventions, architecture, art, science, and culture.

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
  T4C
January 3, 2024 3:50 pm

If we could all just go Galt.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  T4C
January 3, 2024 4:54 pm

You mean like … South Africa is the past 15 or so years? Or Chicago or Philadelphia or Cleveland or Baltimore or … ?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
January 3, 2024 4:13 pm

The video they don’t want you to see, what really happened Jan. 6!!

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
January 3, 2024 4:56 pm

But, of course … the feds in the crowd, along with the DNC’s armed militia — Antifa and blm — began their tried-and-true rioting tricks … starting with breaking windows, which they always use to start and/or enhance any riot.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Administrator
January 3, 2024 12:23 pm

If Philly was a bridge…right? But in all fairness, money will never fix what’s wrong with Philly.

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Administrator
January 3, 2024 12:22 pm

I’ll actually be LMAO when the 7.62 blows the back of your skull off and everyone discovers that theres a reason for the hollow ring to your head. It were empty the whole time…

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Administrator
January 3, 2024 12:36 pm

Getting rid of these idiots is going to be SO EASY! I mean…it’ll be time consuming but that’s because volume.

fujigm
fujigm
  The Central Scrutinizer
January 3, 2024 1:12 pm

That’s why you tell them the gas chamber is really the showers.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  fujigm
January 3, 2024 2:44 pm

I never realized you were that devious until just this moment. Kudos to you!

anon a moos
anon a moos
  Administrator
January 3, 2024 1:21 pm

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This is a microphone.

Put the end with the sound receiving hole up to your mouth pointing towards the back of your head.

Be sure to speak clearly once you pull the lever to activate the microphone.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  Administrator
January 3, 2024 2:44 pm

That smart ass cat has an answer for everything!

T4C
T4C
January 3, 2024 1:26 pm

Unfortunately that snowball didn’t have an active grenade in the center of it.

The Central Scrutinizer
The Central Scrutinizer
  T4C
January 3, 2024 2:46 pm

lolol! I always hated that fucker!

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 3, 2024 2:23 pm

DC_Draino
@DC_Draino
When the Harvard Board was presented with evidence of plagiarism by its (former) President, it threatened the whistleblowers w/punitive lawsuits to silence them even though they were right

Unrelated, but guess what happened to the people who uncovered election fraud in 2020?

Add , what happened to those who PROVED the clot shot vaxxcine was a military grade bio-weapon.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
January 3, 2024 4:58 pm

And, apparently Harvard’s former ‘president’ gets to keep her $900K per year salary … don’t know for how long, though …

Reparations, don’t you know …

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 3, 2024 2:23 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
January 3, 2024 2:34 pm

Absolute Legend
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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
January 3, 2024 4:59 pm

Freaking brilliant way to go … time for them to pay their dues …

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Anthony Aaron
January 3, 2024 7:29 pm

I don’t think I have ever seen a Biden Harris bumper sticker. Still see a lot of 0bama bumper stickers, though.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  TN Patriot
January 3, 2024 8:58 pm

And Bernie.

Anonymous
Anonymous
January 3, 2024 2:41 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
January 3, 2024 2:41 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
January 3, 2024 2:41 pm

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