I have it on good authority (“anonymous sources;” “experts say”) that our very own HSF has been working in collusion with the Weather Wizards, using their dastardly HAARP/DEW/NASA/Section 31 satellites and the flatulence of Marc’s herd of cows, to create these great big storms now buffeting the East Coast.
Understand, this is just impossible, for as we all know, New England is never stricken by vicious Winter storms which dump multiple feet of snow across it. “Scientists say” that this storm is different, that you should all be scared, and they have a vaccine on the way for those whose lives have been deleteriously affected by listening to scientists.
“An independent poll” has shown that “most Americans” support the inaction of our government as regards to HSF’s bovine gastronomics, with a majority of our faked poll’s victims way more interested in such things than they ought to be.
At press time, the whereabouts of HSF or the satellites was unclear due to snowblindedness and because we were too busy setting type on tomorrow’s headlines about how many people are without power, and how all this is killing grandma.
Is this weather-mod denialism, or satire of MSM climate-change scam fear porn?
https://yarn.co/yarn-clip/5fe1ee6a-f2bd-48ab-933e-f2938d9127a4
Thanks. Just making sure.
Where do I get the snow vax you alluded too?
The Vaccinated Snow Leopard is the rarest of Plush Babies to collect.
There is no vax for people who choose to live in Alaska, John.
They’ve already proven they have a death wish, so why bother?
I always knew people who jump out of perfectly good planes…were not to be trusted.
I did it twice on my own just to confirm…I could not be trusted.
That adrenalin thing proves YOUT is wasted on the YOUTFUL!
Now here is how to go into the Past & the Future!!!
Every dog should have a boy.
They do, at Rainbow Bridge. It’s a branch office of heaven.
I’m blaming sub-zero temps we are living with here in MO on you. I knew you couldn’t be trusted.
Mary,
NC is as far north as this ‘Rebel by choice’ is ever going to live…give me four seasons with a mild winter and I am warm and content.
Shoot, I’m still growing Jap Ground Hog Radishes and Turnips!
I hear ya, moved from HSF land (NH) to SW VA, and it wasn’t far enough. Still too cold. But, family…. So, cow farts, I’m a strong proponent of cow farts.
I would move to FL in a heartbeat but can’t leave family around here. I wish we had the money to be snowbirds.
Mary,
We lived in FL for two years when I was bouncing around country in a Corp. Career, 7 moves in 13 years…my wife hated the constant summer…she is defiantly a 4 Seasons person as I am…but also like me prefers mild winters.
I did love the all-year around growing season though…had an amazing prolific garden in the Sunshine State!
I did it once myself. The free fall is the best. The field we landed in is about as big a your thumbnail from 12,000′.
Mark
I did it three times. Come on man keep up.
Cruel,
Both mine were 3,000 feet static line jumps in my early 20’s just after the military (I was getting bored).
I ran across my old parachutist login my early 30’s…and decided to do it again and work up to a 10,000 ft. free fall, but my wife was really against it, she had recently read about someone dying in a free fall accident and begged me not to start it back up. My little girl over heard the discussion and was clinging to my leg begging me not to risk it either!
Then when I turned 50 my wife said she’d be ok with it if I wanted to do it again…and I asked her if the $500,000k term policy I took out at 40 had anything to do with her change of heart? (Oh boy…I was only teasing but that did not go over well…caught nothing but a cold in bed the next week).
Then my daughter, when she was 20 and living an adventurous life in another state, sent me pictures of her first jump!
Outstanding post.
I knew it! Those dang farmers.
Laughter is the best medicine. Thank you so much as I gasp for air.
Excellent witticism, well done Cpt_O !
Ok Farmer , all I know is its gonna be eight fucking degrees here in The Pacific Northwest tonight and that isn’t any thing I can ever remember ( one for the record books ? I’ll check ) in sixty years . my money has been on global cooling w/ THE SUN and its relative activity or inactivity being the primary climate driver here on this the third rock from it for at least twenty years . EIGHT FUCKING DEGREES?!?
Zero degrees farhenheit 1950 Seattle , 74 years ago .
I HOPE YOU HAVE YOUR SPEEDOS AND SUNSCREEN ON, IT’S -36 DEGREES, WINDCHILL -59, HERE IN NORTH CENTRAL MONTANA, RIGHT NOW
Damn cow farts!
Thanks, Greg. I will never live there.
To all of you who will never live in Montana I am deeply grateful!
Yeah well we aint used to it over here in the Puget Sound area ( Hood Canal actually , vectoring myself ). Thats pretty cold round here Lol .Love Montana , used to spend a little time in Valier over the summers once upon a time .
Damn.. only -27 in wyoming, down right balmy. Cmon down we’ll throw some some meat on the grill and stand around drinking beer.
Pretty sure this was posted a few years back on the platform.
In light of this post here, this vid is worth a revisit.
Sound Up. Going to full screen on a PC is recommended.
If you play it, or sing it, they will come…
Make her a Krispy Kreme, have her with a vax in one hand, title it “2021.”
Print.
Just dont eat the yellow snow !
” Wherein it is written. On whatever it is that they write it on up there. “
There is nothing new under the sun. Back in the 70s in the midwest almost every winter was several periods of below freezing weather for days on end. Heavy snow, ponds would be freezing over, school would close for a day maybe two. Teenagers would do donuts on the icy roads, parking lots with their cars. No one talked about it much and you didn’t hear about it 24/7. Too much airtime for the lame stream media to fill and too many channels so you hear about it nonstop nowadays as if it had never happened before. Its more fear porn. Lame stream media: “Oh no its a major winter storm!!!” Me: ummm….that’s why they call it winter.
Ther are only 30 million cows in the USA.
However there are over 300 million humans in the USA.
Hmmmmmm
In 15 years I have never once heard one of my cattle fart. Not once.
Of course I’m not a scientist, so…
Sure that could be attributed to their intake up at Hopewell.
I’m guessing grass fed, and maybe some quality grains to supplement, when necessary? But, not corn, or any other feed that induces bovine gas emissions.
Grass only. My research tells me that they are herbivores, not omnivores, so…
2nd best method to put most pounds on per day, but # 1 in quality of meat.
Perfection takes time.
Is the author’s attempt at humor successful…I’m not laughing.
At least be thankful that the post filled a minute of your otherwise empty existence.
Ouch!
Watch this interview before the comforting conclusion that it’s great to be back in the 50’s midwest weather pattern. Just saying…….
https://www.brighteon.com/3729c9b3-7c89-4a8e-92c7-75efaee5935c