I have it on good authority (“anonymous sources;” “experts say”) that our very own HSF has been working in collusion with the Weather Wizards, using their dastardly HAARP/DEW/NASA/Section 31 satellites and the flatulence of Marc’s herd of cows, to create these great big storms now buffeting the East Coast.
Understand, this is just impossible, for as we all know, New England is never stricken by vicious Winter storms which dump multiple feet of snow across it. “Scientists say” that this storm is different, that you should all be scared, and they have a vaccine on the way for those whose lives have been deleteriously affected by listening to scientists.
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