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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:31 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:49 pm

Fact check: False. Springer would’ve rejected this family as too disgusting even for his audience.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:31 pm

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DanTX
DanTX
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:17 pm

Why can’t they be models and moms?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:32 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:32 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:32 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:33 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:55 pm

You don’t have to keep reminding me !!!

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 5:09 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Colorado Artist
March 1, 2024 5:34 pm

The Great Khaan does not see a duck . . .

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Texas Khaan
March 2, 2024 10:22 am

It is in the bottom right corner.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
March 2, 2024 2:16 pm

lol…i didn’t see it

Matman
Matman
  Colorado Artist
March 2, 2024 5:37 pm

uh..this just makes me hungry.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:33 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:10 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:33 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:34 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:36 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:36 pm

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smokin' Joe in Kokomo
smokin' Joe in Kokomo
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 8:46 am

the panama canal center section is above sea level, it is a lake that is sealed by locks on either end, the lake level is dropping due to drought and the shipping canal is getting too shallow. go find a cross section diagram, it is NOT like the Suez Canal

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:38 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:38 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:11 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:38 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:58 pm

So said two walking cunts, I mean . . . two psychos.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 8:30 pm

Right on both cou nts.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:11 pm

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I got a name
I got a name
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:09 pm

The female version of a dickhead.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:39 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:57 pm

Get with the times. Chinese balloon season ended two days ago. It’s the new season of Stack the Supreme Court now.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:39 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:39 pm

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Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:15 pm

I dunno – I have a job and our cart gets pretty full. However, it costs three times what it did a few years ago. The money used to be saved for retirement, now is used just to keep eating. Guess I am thankful we can still eat.

Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:59 pm

Ironic, isn’t it, that blacks account for the vast majority of shoplifting when they could pay for their groceries with the welfare they get from whitey? Of course, they need that money for drugs, so what was I thinking?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  Bob P
March 1, 2024 7:33 pm

Speaking of shoplifting as I went to 3 different grocery stores over the course of time and spoke with meat managers and seafood and each one said we lose over $10K per week on “shrinkage” aka shoplifting. I live just outside of Charleston, SC and in nice area. Guess what else I’m paying for?
I asked if I stopped them would I get into trouble, answer probably. WTF.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:40 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:13 pm

The Ice Cream Man..

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Colorado Artist
March 1, 2024 11:26 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:44 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:01 pm

COL Curly, MAJ Moe, LT Larry, obviously !!!

Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:01 pm

How can I vote against these guys?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:45 pm
Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  USA Cowboy
March 3, 2024 2:54 pm

Trump is The ONLY Answer to This. Pray for his Safety and Strength.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:45 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:08 pm

Yeah, but they were half off.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:46 pm

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hammie
hammie
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 1:03 am

These are half off too.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:46 pm

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Matman
Matman
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 5:43 pm

Couldn’t miss you if I wanted…..

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:46 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:47 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:07 pm

Jesse and Gena beat everyone’s expectations by making it to their fifth week before the divorce.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:48 pm

Actually nothing surprises me anymore
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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:08 pm

More attractive than a lot of babies I’ve seen.

The True Nolan
The True Nolan
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 12:08 am

Extreme mud shark.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:48 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:48 pm

Emotional Support Animal

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:10 pm

Why the hell would she put that on? My God, woman; a black shirt in July? Really?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:49 pm

Good job Grandma
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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:11 pm

Yes he smothered to death, but at least he didn’t get covid.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:50 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:12 pm

Clean up in Aisle 7. Bring the lion.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:50 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:52 pm

Now that I have warmed up: Let’s go
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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:56 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:52 pm

Someone needs zero fucks?

Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:13 pm

Okay. How much you give me for my ball sack sweat?

Little Mouse in the Corner
Little Mouse in the Corner
  Bob P
March 2, 2024 11:47 am

Bob, Bob, Bob. (Filling in for SheWhoIsMissing)

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:58 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:37 pm

WTF another personal FF for me. I just keep racking them up.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 4:59 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:19 pm

Become ungovernable.
Any way you can.

Shazaam
Shazaam
  Colorado Artist
March 1, 2024 9:57 pm

Great-Stuff expanding foam takes care of lenses & solar panels on those things.

There is NO solvent that will remove that foam.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:01 pm

Allright my first personal FF. Problems with extensions that have worked before. Bear with me.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:08 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:08 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:09 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:17 pm

Captain, permission to ride your hairy arse?

That’s it, Mr. Sulu. Put on a red shirt and beam down to that planet.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:09 pm

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I got a name
I got a name
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:17 pm

That be a pirates dog.

Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:19 pm

Fetch the ball, Peg Legs.

Stop taunting him, Robert!

H2O
H2O
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 10:40 pm

bet its name is Lucky.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:10 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:21 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
March 2, 2024 2:44 pm

I’m so dumb I had to think about that for a little while. I liked those commercials 🙂

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:11 pm

Trump was willing to shut down the government to secure the border, democrat and republican politicians stabbed him in the back.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:12 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:24 pm

I’LL CALL YOUR CAP LOCKS AND RAISE YOU MY BOLD ITALICS.

Matman
Matman
  Bob P
March 2, 2024 6:15 pm

…don’t make me add underscore….

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:13 pm
Ben
Ben
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:52 pm

A perfect example of schumer being the Gigantic DBAG that he truley is.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:14 pm
Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:26 pm

Gee, I wonder if this was featured in the final 60 Minutes broadcast?

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:21 pm

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Rise Up
Rise Up
  Colorado Artist
March 2, 2024 11:24 am

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:15 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:30 pm

And Mitch McConnell is more closely related to lizards than to human beings.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Bob P
March 1, 2024 9:46 pm

And, yet, true lizards avoid him like the POS that he is …

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:15 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:23 pm

Another fun fact about crocodiles…

Epstein didn’t kill himself.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Colorado Artist
March 1, 2024 9:47 pm

Well, Duh … everyone knows it was a crocodile that got into his cell that fateful night …

Tigger
Tigger
  Colorado Artist
March 2, 2024 6:20 am

Nicely done.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:05 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
March 1, 2024 7:06 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:32 pm

Also

. Crocodiles would be perfect for cleaning up the Washington swamp

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:16 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:36 pm

Well, you’re gettin’ a piston in your flange.

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  Bob P
March 3, 2024 11:15 pm

Actually, it’s a piston in your cylinder, Bob. Not too mechanical are you?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:16 pm

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