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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:17 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:51 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:09 pm

Funny that the eclipse path is the same as the illegals path right through Eagle Pass.

Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:42 pm

Hey, my house is in the path to the east of Buffalo, but it’s even better here than Buffalo because it’s not Buffalo. Anyway, you’re all welcome to watch the eclipse from here. Free for pretty women and only $999 for men, and $1 million for anyone of the LGBTQ persuasion. Free popcorn. If you go blind, no refunds, but I will walk you to the 401 highway.

Shazaam
Shazaam
  Bob P
March 1, 2024 10:03 pm

Chances of a cloudy day that time of year? I figure 80% chance of clouds. (On the Eire shore path)

Bob P
Bob P
  Bob P
March 2, 2024 6:07 am

Sorry, I’m west of Buffalo, in Canada, but I don’t want no shitty Canadian dollars. You pay me in silver or gold.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:18 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:44 pm

To be fair he also doesn’t remember who he is.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:18 pm

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H2O
H2O
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 10:17 pm

those that hang, and those that do the hanging.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:18 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 10:50 am

Wouldn’t that be -253F??

Matman
Matman
  MrLiberty
March 3, 2024 1:20 pm

Shaded side yes the other sunlit side is 253……or so.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:19 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:48 pm

I’d have known that if I had a healthy brain.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:19 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:51 pm

And paying with a $10 Canadian bill is like telling the government, “Thank you for making my tener worth what a loonie was a few years back.”

(That’s sarcasm. Aren’t you impressed with my healthy brain?)

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:19 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:52 pm

From my perspective it’s more like, “I paid money to see you?”

Matman
Matman
  Bob P
March 3, 2024 1:21 pm

Yeah…where’s my refund? or I need reparations…or is it preparation H?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:20 pm

Internet purchase
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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:43 pm

well… between water pressure and the direction of the pipe it is pretty obvious that with that sink it wouldnt work as intended.

Bob P
Bob P
  Anonymous
March 1, 2024 7:53 pm

Not if the government did it.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
March 1, 2024 9:24 pm

The direction of the pipe wouldn’t be a problem if the neck was shorter …

Matman
Matman
  USA Cowboy
March 3, 2024 1:23 pm

No problem…you have a drain in the floor…..

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:21 pm

Rednecks….
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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:55 pm

Ford has gone to great lengths trying to get anyone to buy their F150 EV turkeys.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:21 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:56 pm

You see, he hadn’t gone for four months till it all burst out one day.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 12:19 am

Me why do Americans need 2! languages to fucking not go there? Why? I need to find a meme that says press 1 for English and 2 to get by zapped by 220 volts.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:22 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:22 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:44 pm

A Red Dwarf related meme, how odd ???

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:26 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:27 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:27 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:27 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 8:00 pm

So I swooped back down and shit on their heads.

nkit
nkit
  Bob P
March 3, 2024 2:28 am

You would…

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:28 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:50 pm

How ’bout a pharmacy and gun store, we got one of ’em right up th’ damn road from me:
https://www.deleonrxgunsandammo.com/

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:36 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:37 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 7:24 am

Nice nips

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
March 2, 2024 10:04 am

Nice jelly roll.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:37 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:38 pm

Bob’s Last Known Photo…..
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I got a name
I got a name
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:54 pm

Foot loose.

Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 8:02 pm

I’m still here from the torso up, so I’m good.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 9:26 pm

Ahhh … Captain Hook, Jr.

Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anthony Aaron
March 2, 2024 3:57 pm

Stumpy.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:39 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:39 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:40 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 8:05 pm

My wife would change that to, “Closed for my husband to ravish me. Be back in 30 seconds. Thank you.”

Tigger
Tigger
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 6:27 am

30 mins! I’m impressed!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tigger
March 2, 2024 12:01 pm

That includes the 12 minute drive each way to the house.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:40 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:41 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:41 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 6:28 am

Cheeky.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:42 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 8:06 pm

One more of those bottles and even I’ll look sexy to her.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:43 pm

Well I got at least 1 for TGK
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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:54 pm

Thanks a lot Cowboy !!!
Now I better get mine together, I always post ’em after nkit’s who seems to be awol.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:44 pm

Have A Laugh, It’s Good For You

Tigger
Tigger
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 6:33 am

This guy always makes laugh! satire at its finest.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:44 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:45 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 8:09 pm

And I’ll emit as much as I want from whatever orifice I please (well, not my eyes or ears).

Tigger
Tigger
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 6:35 am

Clown world in a single meme.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:45 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:46 pm

Donna Martell, gents.
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Deimos
Deimos
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 9:50 pm

She’s still around at 96

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:46 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:48 pm

This is Why I Don’t Stop to Help People

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:48 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:49 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:50 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:50 pm

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Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 9:40 am

She looks old enough…for a fantasy.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:50 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:52 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:31 pm

Right here in Comanche County, Texas today: high 76 deg. low was 44.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:52 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:55 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
March 1, 2024 5:55 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
March 1, 2024 5:56 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
March 1, 2024 5:56 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
March 1, 2024 5:56 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
March 1, 2024 5:58 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
March 1, 2024 5:59 pm

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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
March 1, 2024 6:00 pm

On for KAAAAAAAAHHHNNNN!
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Colorado Artist
March 1, 2024 6:01 pm

Maybe one more.
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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Colorado Artist
March 1, 2024 6:02 pm

Now I’m hooked..
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Colorado Artist
Colorado Artist
  Anonymous
March 1, 2024 6:04 pm

My handle keeps vanishing. I am not ‘Anonymous”
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Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  Colorado Artist
March 3, 2024 11:29 am

Geez! I’m going to have to call EMS if this lasts more than 4 hours.

Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  Colorado Artist
March 2, 2024 9:43 am

AR pistols, they’re handy an hidey.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:53 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:33 pm

You could “change your luck” with her .

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  USA Cowboy
March 3, 2024 5:04 pm

ok I give. must be one of my oblivious days. what am I missing with all the down votes?

AnalogMan
AnalogMan
  Red Byrd
March 3, 2024 11:33 pm

The uglitude?

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:54 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:54 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:54 pm

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I got a name
I got a name
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:01 pm

And points of her own, sittin’ way up high

BOB SEGER _ NIGHT MOVES

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:54 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:55 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 5:55 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 8:12 pm

Yes, you can see 4 or 5 best friend cows on The View every weekday.

Matman
Matman
  Bob P
March 3, 2024 1:31 pm

be sure to wear your blue blockers before viewing that awful view…….

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