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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:38 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 8:41 pm

Maybe because most lesbians look like Ellen DeGeneres.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Bob P
March 1, 2024 8:47 pm

Or, even worse, like Rachel with the MadCow …

Red Byrd
Red Byrd
  Bob P
March 3, 2024 5:25 pm

did I hear a call for Rosie?

MMinWA
MMinWA
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 10:30 am

You’ve been watching too much porn

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MMinWA
March 3, 2024 4:18 am

No such thing as too much

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:38 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 8:43 pm

I thought this was the picture of the contents of Joe Biden’s skull.

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  Bob P
March 3, 2024 11:52 pm

It’s the same picture, Bob!!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:38 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 10:17 am

Beautiful

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:39 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:39 pm

Build back better

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:40 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:42 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:43 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:43 pm

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Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 12:02 pm

No comments about high maintenance! I’m only going to rent it for the week end. Then I’ll be broke, in more ways than one.

Anonymous
Anonymous

High maintenance

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:43 pm

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hammie
hammie
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 10:54 am

This one is AI generated.

Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  hammie
March 2, 2024 12:04 pm

Maybe, hands and knees are passable.

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob

You better look closer at the hands.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:44 pm

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Rise Up
Rise Up
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 10:20 am

440 6-pack w/pistol grip 4-speed and pop-up air scoop. Great car.

Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  Rise Up
March 2, 2024 12:07 pm

The fancy Road Runner.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Rise Up
March 15, 2024 12:34 am

Not to be pedantic but the Plymouth cars had 440 Six Barrels. Dodge had the 6 Packs

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:44 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:45 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:28 pm

What’s the tattoo say, TK?

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  TwatWaffle
March 2, 2024 3:12 am

Chinese or Japanese characters? I have no clue, I am learning Mongolian slowly.

The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 4:27 am

Even I have to overlook the ink this time. Thanks for the Gingers Cowboy.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  The Devil's Advocate
March 2, 2024 9:12 pm

You are welcome. Wanted the response from the ones who object to freckles. Still a natural female and my nice is a really good looking ginger. She is so smart, takes after my brother, RIP.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:45 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:45 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:46 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:47 pm

Me most days
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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:47 pm

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Matman
Matman
  USA Cowboy
March 3, 2024 1:46 pm

…if they were good memes he would get them…..looks like you might be in for severe warm weather.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:48 pm

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Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 12:09 pm

They’re conflicted.

Little Mouse in the Corner
Little Mouse in the Corner
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 5:11 pm

Next they’re going to be saying fetuses telepathically communicated with them and begged to be aborted.

Matman
Matman
  Little Mouse in the Corner
March 3, 2024 1:49 pm

Well. there is that one that flipped the bird in the womb……you know he would have been trouble…….and the other one with tats….

Matman
Matman
  USA Cowboy
March 3, 2024 1:47 pm

So you don’t take them out with you…..

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:48 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 10:23 am

Hot British chick

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:49 pm

Who remembers
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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 8:49 pm

Recipe: Add one teaspoon of dry powder to your mouth. Take two sips of milk to wash it down. Repeat until your mother screams at you.

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  Bob P
March 1, 2024 9:30 pm

Yep

Matman
Matman
  Glock-N-Load
March 3, 2024 1:51 pm

add it to your rice krispies if she didn’t buy you the chocolate ones…..

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 11:43 pm

Sprinkle it on ice cream and pour milk on it.
Truth is my sword.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:49 pm

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Will the Scot
Will the Scot
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:50 pm

Mommy, buy me one!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:51 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:51 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 6:52 pm

So . . . it is Friday 1MAR2024, therefore I am gonna post more pics of Asian gals !!!
But first, how about a music video by Mongolian pop singer Уранзаяа? (Uranzaya, which means destiny) the song is Хязгааргүй (Hyzgaargui, unlimited):

Makes me want to get to the Gobi, very quickly.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 6:53 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 7:32 pm

In honor of my 100-ish business trips to all parts Asia with my (now) former job: I present to you my posse, as a gift to you.

TW

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 6:53 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 7:33 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 6:54 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 7:34 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 6:54 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 7:36 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 6:54 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 7:37 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 6:55 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 7:38 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 6:55 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 7:39 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 6:57 pm

She has a great personality too, I can tell !!!
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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 7:40 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 6:57 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 7:41 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 6:58 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 7:42 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 6:58 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 7:43 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 6:59 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 7:44 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  TwatWaffle
March 1, 2024 8:41 pm

More 14yr olds? You can’t call biden a pervert if you are doing the same thing

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
March 1, 2024 9:01 pm

so far have received down votes from two of the biden family clan

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Anonymous
March 2, 2024 2:36 pm

Oriental women look much younger than their chronological age.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 6:59 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 7:45 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 7:00 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 7:46 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 7:00 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 7:47 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  TwatWaffle
March 1, 2024 10:00 pm

Wow, many thanks for all of ’em TW !!!

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Texas Khaan
March 2, 2024 1:24 pm

The pleasure is all mine. Be well.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 7:00 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 7:48 pm

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Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  TwatWaffle
March 2, 2024 12:19 pm

TW, thanks for the show!

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 7:09 pm

She ain’t TayTay and I believe that’s a good thing.
Уранзаяа-Зүрхэнд чинь зочилъё (Uranzaya-Zurhend chin zochilyo, Uranzaya-Let’s visit your heart):

Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  Texas Khaan
March 2, 2024 12:20 pm

TK, thanks for the show!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:52 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:53 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:53 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:29 pm

Of course, Chinggis Khaan said it first.
The quote comes from the Jami’ al-tawarikh (the Ilkhanate’s “History of the World”). The quote as given by d’Ohsson, translated from the French:

This conqueror once asked to noyan Bourgoudji, one of his first generals, what was, in his opinion, the delight of man. “It is, he said, to go to the hunt, a spring day, mounted on a beautiful horse, holding his fist on a hawk or a falcon, and see it cut down its prey.” The prince made the same question to General Bourgoul, and then to other officers, who all answered as Bourgoudji. “No,” said Chingiz Khan, “the greatest enjoyment of a man is to overcome his enemies, drive them before him, snatch what they have, to see the people to whom they are dear with their faces bathed in tears, to ride their horses, to squeeze in his arms their daughters and women.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 7:37 pm

I had heard that it was from Genghis (Chingiz), but never had the actual original quote or source. Thank you

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  Texas Khaan
March 1, 2024 8:43 pm

Again you make me thankful for my Hungarian ancestors who stopped Genghis Khans successors.

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Texas Khaan
March 2, 2024 3:02 pm

Short history of mankind: ‘I want what you have and I’ll kill you to get it’.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:54 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:55 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:56 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:56 pm

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Matman
Matman
  USA Cowboy
March 3, 2024 1:54 pm

He looks stoned to me………

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:57 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:58 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:58 pm

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Matman
Matman
  USA Cowboy
March 3, 2024 1:56 pm

In Commiefornia it’s $20 per hour….so imports will get $2 per hour…..

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:59 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:59 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:39 pm

Or toilet

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Anonymous
March 1, 2024 9:09 pm

… or picture window …

My buddy used to make a time fuse using a lighted cigarette with the fuse of an M-80 or cherry bomb stuck into the cigarette about half way down. The burning cigarette … oh, hell, you know the rest …

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 8:55 pm

I did one with an M-160. Blew the back of the mailbox over the house and the front over the house across the street. Used a broken off cigarette for a fuse. Ok, ok, that was a fail on my part.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 10:52 pm

We used to shoot those with a slingshot!

Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 12:29 pm

It was 60 years ago and since then, they paved paradice and put up a parking lot.

Anonymous
Anonymous

Sixty Years ago, I was working and married.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
March 2, 2024 4:22 pm

Dang, I hadn’t turned 3 yet 60 years ago

Gregabob
Gregabob
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 3:08 pm

M-60s work as depth charges also. Find the right size small stone, tape it to the m-60, light the fuse (which burned underwater) and drop it in the water. Fun times!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 6:59 pm

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Matman
Matman
  USA Cowboy
March 3, 2024 1:57 pm

Well of course, the animal is smarter than you…….

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:00 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 7:00 pm

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Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  USA Cowboy
March 3, 2024 2:22 pm

Ain’t THAT the Truth.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 1, 2024 7:01 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Anonymous
March 1, 2024 8:56 pm

If your erection caused her to yawn, that’s not a hopeful sign.

hammie
hammie
  Bob P
March 2, 2024 11:30 am

If you’re Bill Cosby, take opposite as true: Her yawning caused your erection.

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
March 1, 2024 7:02 pm

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The Devil's Advocate
The Devil's Advocate
  TwatWaffle
March 2, 2024 4:36 am

Or tossing a banana into a barn.

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
March 1, 2024 7:03 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  TwatWaffle
March 1, 2024 9:13 pm

We trained with the M1 Garand at ITR at Camp Lejeune … like the M14, you could abuse it all day — run water and a patch through it — and it was ready to rock and roll …

Rise Up
Rise Up
  Anthony Aaron
March 2, 2024 10:27 am

That’s why I own a Mini-14 vs. an AR-15. That rotating bolt never gives up.

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Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  Rise Up
March 2, 2024 12:39 pm

i love the mini 14 in principal, but everyone I shot (all pre barrel harmonizer) grouped like a shot gun. These days, even entry level $500 AR’s will will shoot sub 3 moa with decent ammo. They are also cheap and easy to upgrade.

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
March 1, 2024 7:05 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
March 1, 2024 7:05 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
March 1, 2024 7:05 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
March 1, 2024 7:06 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
March 1, 2024 7:08 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
March 1, 2024 7:21 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
March 1, 2024 7:22 pm

Gonna miss the mountains…

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johngarand1941
johngarand1941
  TwatWaffle
March 1, 2024 8:58 pm

I’ve lived in the shadows of the Sierra’s since I was 14 years old, coming from Alaska. I really feel your heart pain. That is such a beautiful picture of the Grand Teton’s. I’m sorry if I misspelled, but autocorrect is my enemy. TW, Thank you for the beautiful picture!

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