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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
March 1, 2024 7:23 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
March 1, 2024 7:23 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
March 1, 2024 7:24 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
March 1, 2024 7:24 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
March 1, 2024 7:24 pm

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ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  TwatWaffle
March 1, 2024 8:58 pm

Careful, you could poke your eye out with one of those.

Yancey Ward
Yancey Ward
  ILuvCO2
March 1, 2024 11:28 pm

That is why God gave us a back up eye.

Fred Derf
Fred Derf
  ILuvCO2
March 2, 2024 6:48 am

i’ll risk it

Tigger
Tigger
  TwatWaffle
March 2, 2024 7:06 am

Those are amazing. TW I do enjoy your posts, always a nice selection of pretty women.

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
  Tigger
March 2, 2024 1:26 pm

Many thanks Tigger!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  TwatWaffle
March 2, 2024 4:31 pm

Guys, gotta say it sucks being in my mid 60’s, no wife/girlfriend, kids, etc. Looking at the beautiful women & knowing that part of my life is over. Not gonna happen again.

lharcnc
lharcnc
  Anonymous
March 2, 2024 5:43 pm

HEY YA NEVER KNOW. it aint over until its over, btw I got ten yrs on you

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
March 1, 2024 7:25 pm

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TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
March 1, 2024 7:25 pm

Time to eat at the Y

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Bruce
Bruce
  TwatWaffle
March 2, 2024 9:31 am

Furburgers?

Lucretius
Lucretius
  Bruce
March 2, 2024 11:34 am

You misspelled tuna taco, fify.

TwatWaffle
TwatWaffle
March 1, 2024 7:26 pm

I’d rather be here, instead of searching for a new job.

Have a great weekend!

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johngarand1941
johngarand1941
  TwatWaffle
March 1, 2024 9:01 pm

I get it!! The lower the latitude, the better the attitude. I feel the same my friend. I lived in endless summer between the US and the PH. Married to a Filipina, and can’t seem to get back. If I ever do, I will never leave.

johngarand1941
johngarand1941
  TwatWaffle
March 1, 2024 9:01 pm

Thanks TW! See you next week, I hope!

Student of History
Student of History
  TwatWaffle
March 2, 2024 3:58 am

Thanks for many great posts posts, have a great weekend and good luck with the search!

Tigger
Tigger
  Student of History
March 2, 2024 7:07 am

Ditto!

Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
Tree Mike: ef be eye code name Foghorn Leghorn
  TwatWaffle
March 2, 2024 12:45 pm

Sounds like misfortune, sorry to hear that. I wish you GOOD FORTUNE in your quest for productive labors.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 1, 2024 7:39 pm

My Beuatiful woman

Suds
Suds
March 1, 2024 7:50 pm

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Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
March 2, 2024 7:08 am

FF in a nutshell.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
March 2, 2024 4:35 pm

I come here for the memes so I can post them elsewhere to hopefully help people out. I’m not good enough to make memes for FF, the bar is much too high. So thanks & hail to all whom I borrow the memes from.

Suds
Suds
March 1, 2024 7:50 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
March 1, 2024 8:58 pm

Looks like she ate more than one.

johngarand1941
johngarand1941
  Suds
March 1, 2024 9:03 pm

Oh geeze, the mustache made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  johngarand1941
March 4, 2024 12:17 am

Awww, did the mustache tickle your tonsils?? Just kidding, just kidding…

H2O
H2O
  Suds
March 1, 2024 9:06 pm

isn’ that the guy from the 80’s tv show that said ” De plane Boss, de plane…” ?

T4C
T4C
  Suds
March 2, 2024 4:16 pm

I’ll see your Mexican and raise you this:

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  T4C
March 2, 2024 5:33 pm

Brutal, Tweety. Brutal.

Suds
Suds
March 1, 2024 7:55 pm

Beneath the surface beauty of the Everglades? Reportedly. Not confirmed.
Good scenes, either way.

Suds
Suds
March 1, 2024 7:56 pm
Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
March 2, 2024 7:10 am

Magic!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
March 2, 2024 12:43 pm

If you recorded yourself, I want to see what the dog looks like.

Little Mouse in the Corner
Little Mouse in the Corner
  Suds
March 2, 2024 5:27 pm

Well I don’t know what the dog was saying, but it sure disturbed my little cat! (named Audrey Hepburn, btw, loved the earlier Audrey pic)…

Suds
Suds
March 1, 2024 7:59 pm

Dad gets it.
Notices his kid, who he taught, no doubt, is jamming in the zone, so…
…Dad stops his chores and accompanies his son with some shredding, a la the Eagles.

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  Suds
March 1, 2024 9:12 pm

Awesome.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  Suds
March 1, 2024 10:20 pm

Nice find Suds

Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
March 2, 2024 7:13 am

Both very talented, great song.

MMinWA
MMinWA
  Suds
March 2, 2024 10:09 am

Absolutely amazing

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Suds
March 2, 2024 3:15 pm

That was great. I was heartbroken it ended before the final bars. What an excellent example of familial love.

T4C
T4C
  Suds
March 2, 2024 3:23 pm

omg. I can’t even. Fabulous. Wish it had played to the end.

Little Mouse in the Corner
Little Mouse in the Corner
  Suds
March 2, 2024 5:28 pm

Wow. Beautiful.

Suds
Suds
March 1, 2024 8:10 pm
Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
March 2, 2024 7:15 am

Nice vid.

Suds
Suds
March 1, 2024 8:14 pm

And modern journalists and typesetters are bitching about respect,
worse than Fredo in The Godfather-II.
Morons.

Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
March 1, 2024 9:03 pm

Betcha he threw a helluva submarine pitch.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Suds
March 1, 2024 9:05 pm

Maybe he was in over his head.

H2O
H2O
  Suds
March 1, 2024 9:30 pm

Nothing wrong here, the pitcher has a French surname … so the publisher chose to be “politically correct”.
🐸

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 8:14 pm

All right after a brief intermission
To be fair, this is not the first or last time someone took off their pants in the middle of Walmart.
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Matman
Matman
  USA Cowboy
March 3, 2024 3:59 pm

Well, at least the housedress fits him……

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 8:17 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 8:18 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 8:19 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 8:41 pm

No worries … only 94,867 of those votes were from registered voters … the rest — not so much …

Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 9:13 pm

I read this stuff now I just get angry. I’ve little doubt it’s true, but I know the justice system will do nothing about it. It’s as if the criminals laugh harder at us with each new proof that the election was stolen. “Yeah we cheated. So what? Not a damn thing you can do about it. And we’ll do it again this year, too, suckers.”

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
  Bob P
March 1, 2024 10:24 pm

Almost half my posts really frost mine and everyone’s flakes. but I still must post to educate and yeah it pisses me off too.

Student of History
Student of History
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 4:08 am

👍🏻💯👍🏻

What?
What?
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 4:43 pm

My family & 1 friend wonder why I keep posting & talking about it as well. “You get so upset, why do this? There’s nothing you can do about it.” I can’t just let it go, maybe the persistence will inspire someone that can do something to actually do something.

VOWG
VOWG
  Bob P
March 2, 2024 3:50 am

And not one of the bastards were shot.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
March 2, 2024 10:45 pm

And then one day a smallish group says come and get me. And the gangster bosses send their “OK boss, I’ll go follow orders and take their votes away”. And 5 or so years later and a bunch of the boss’s peasants were killed, the gangster bosses said, “ Shit! We can’t beat them”. So the USA was left alone for a few years. And we will do it again. Only this time we’ll get Bob on the correct side of the border.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 8:21 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 8:42 pm

You want to drive the fox out of the barn? Find a cat of equal weight … the fox will be toast within minutes …

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 9:11 am

Who’s going to replace McConnell?
Probably kick out the fox and replace him with a rabid wolverine.

MMinWA
MMinWA
  Anonymous
March 2, 2024 10:11 am

Thune has been groomed to keep the sham going

Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  MMinWA
March 3, 2024 2:02 pm

All McConnell Lieutenants are McConnell. Clean Sweep of “Leadership” Is Badly Needed.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 12:48 pm

Step down is not the right phrase. Shot down it better.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 8:24 pm

Some people in the village claimed that they had heard Papa Smurf yelling, but either way, he was never heard from again
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Suds
Suds
March 1, 2024 8:24 pm

strange…

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Suds
March 1, 2024 10:19 pm

. . . yet weird.

Rise Up
Rise Up
  Suds
March 2, 2024 9:53 am

Brilliant!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 8:24 pm

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Tainan
Tainan
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 12:27 pm

She looks more clownish every year.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 8:25 pm

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Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 8:44 pm

After graduating from college, Chelsea — daughter of notorious mobsters Bill and Hillary Clinton — got a job with a network TV station starting at $650,000 … and that was quite a few years ago …

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anthony Aaron
March 4, 2024 10:26 am

You mean the daughter of Webb and Hillary.

Suds
Suds
March 1, 2024 8:25 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 8:26 pm

Colorado in One Picture
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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 8:26 pm

A reminder of how most people get their food

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Bob P
Bob P
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 9:19 pm

I gained great respect for truckers after they put Trudolt in his place.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Bob P
March 1, 2024 10:58 pm

Apparently, his place is still as head of Canadia. Bring back the truckers, fast.

VOWG
VOWG
  Bob P
March 2, 2024 3:52 am

Canadians are so stupid, they did not follow up.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  VOWG
March 2, 2024 8:07 am

Just wait until the next election ….. and it is the french assholes not Canadians that vote the imbecile into power.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  VOWG
March 2, 2024 12:51 pm

We all are.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
March 2, 2024 8:04 am

AKA … turdeau or turddie.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Anonymous
March 2, 2024 10:16 am

Justine Castreau.

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 8:27 pm

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Suds
Suds
March 1, 2024 8:30 pm
anonymous
anonymous
  Suds
March 1, 2024 9:14 pm

That was beautiful. A perfect thought with which to end my friday. THankyou.

Tigger
Tigger
  Suds
March 2, 2024 7:25 am

Another great video, Kudos Suds.

Rise Up
Rise Up
  Suds
March 2, 2024 9:56 am

Most people don’t know that horses are one of the most special animals on the planet. Growing up with them, I know firsthand.

Little Mouse in the Corner
Little Mouse in the Corner
  Suds
March 2, 2024 5:35 pm

😭 beautiful

Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  Suds
March 3, 2024 2:05 pm

Love That

Suds
Suds
March 1, 2024 8:31 pm

Behold, the wisdom and work ethic of a border collie sheepherder.

Anthony Aaron
Anthony Aaron
  Suds
March 1, 2024 8:46 pm

I sure hope that border collie is being paid by the mile … that was a sizable number of animals to herd in such a short time.

Anon y mous
Anon y mous
  Suds
March 1, 2024 8:54 pm

ba ram u ba ram u

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  Suds
March 1, 2024 9:18 pm

Suds,

You’re on fire.

Retirednottired
Retirednottired
  Suds
March 1, 2024 11:00 pm

Good boy!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Retirednottired
March 2, 2024 8:10 am

Could be a good girl.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Suds
March 2, 2024 3:21 pm

Ours are good but nowhere near that fast. That was amazing work.

aussieman
aussieman
  Suds
March 3, 2024 5:52 am

Farmers will pay up tp 20k for a well trained sheep dog in australia

Suds
Suds
March 1, 2024 8:35 pm

Interesting, if bored. He’s his own boss, so, there’s that.

Note how the motor leads are plugged into the electrical outlet.
Doubt OSHA crosses paths w/ this dude very often in his country.

Ed
Ed
  Suds
March 1, 2024 8:55 pm

A master artisan at work. Great vid.

Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Suds
March 1, 2024 10:32 pm

I would buy his combs if I could, I really would, he’s still got all 10 of his digits too.

Rise Up
Rise Up
  Suds
March 2, 2024 9:59 am

Are those horns from poached animals?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Rise Up
March 2, 2024 12:59 pm

Who cares?

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Suds
March 2, 2024 3:27 pm

These are fantastic. Really enjoyable to watch a master at his craft. Who’d have thought this was even a thing?

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Suds
March 2, 2024 4:26 pm

I’ve been watching some videos from Vietnam showing women fixing various machines and making knives from scrap. The gals have low cut tops and tight stretchy pants showing off their curves, which is nice, and the draw to get you to watch the videos, but what struck me is how flexible and in good shape they are. They squat down and pop up effortlessly, walk everywhere with baskets on their backs with heavy things in them, climb trees to get at fruit, etc. (Blacksmith Girl on youtube) The guy in this vid has no problem squatting and doing work. I daresay many American men of his age couldn’t do that.

Suds
Suds
March 1, 2024 8:37 pm

h/t: Woodie

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
March 1, 2024 9:26 pm

If your IQ was two points higher you’d be a tree.

Suds
Suds
March 1, 2024 8:38 pm

Oh, boy…

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Suds
Suds
March 1, 2024 8:40 pm

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Suds
Suds
March 1, 2024 8:43 pm
KaD
KaD
  Suds
March 1, 2024 8:59 pm

And I thought people who play with Roman candles were crazy.

Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  Suds
March 1, 2024 9:21 pm

This is the best song I’ve ever heard live played by the band that wrote it. This is an awesome song to hear live.

Rise Up
Rise Up
  Glock-N-Load
March 2, 2024 10:04 am

I saw a documentary about Lynyrd Skynyrd and it said they played live nearly identical to their recorded songs. Hardly ever deviated or improvised from the originals.

ZeroZee0
ZeroZee0
  Suds
March 1, 2024 9:24 pm

That’s Phukin’ AWESOME!!!

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Suds
March 2, 2024 3:28 pm

Videos like this are why Paul Krugman is so nervous.

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Suds
March 2, 2024 4:30 pm

I could have a lot of fun with those—need to make some underwing hardpoints on my plane and make some passes over the shop and freak the guys out.

Old Sailor USS JFK
Old Sailor USS JFK
  Suds
March 3, 2024 2:11 pm

The Band and the Video are both awesome. Free Bird has one of the Best Guitar solos ever.

Suds
Suds
March 1, 2024 8:44 pm

Nice.

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  Suds
March 2, 2024 3:06 am

A 1970 W-30 Cutlass & not a hardtop, it’s the post version. You’ll bash your head on that freakin hood, the lethal extension that goes between the grille halves, ask me how I know about that.

Suds
Suds
March 1, 2024 8:47 pm

See my two cents after the meme…

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Then Testicles came on the scene, and had the balls to dismiss them all.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 1, 2024 8:51 pm

~AvsFan, Wingman, and BoltsFan…the early years.

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Tigger
Tigger
  Anonymous
March 2, 2024 7:38 am

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Suds
Suds
March 1, 2024 8:53 pm

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H2O
H2O
  Suds
March 1, 2024 9:54 pm

Yup I still remember my mom yelling when I left silly putty in my pocket and it went through the washing machine – made myself scarce for a day or two till she cooled down !

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Suds
March 2, 2024 5:30 pm

Silly putty was originally a product for cleaning soot off of walls. The company was approached by Mattel toys back in the 50’s or 60’s.

Bytor
Bytor
  Suds
March 2, 2024 11:38 am

I really liked Southland, good series

Jackie Puppet
Jackie Puppet
  Suds
March 2, 2024 12:24 am

Now give the bear a lemon!

Rise Up
Rise Up
  Suds
March 2, 2024 10:07 am

There’s dumb, and there’s stupid.

That idiot feeding the bear is both.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Suds
March 2, 2024 3:32 pm

Obviouslsy never watched Grizzly Man.

Matman
Matman
  Suds
March 3, 2024 6:05 pm

The video ended when the bear finished the pear…what happened when there are there no more pears?
Now that’s the video we really want to see…..

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 8:57 pm

OK I am now determined along with my esteemed colleagues to push this well past 2K I am loaded with content and it’s a rainy night here in SC
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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 10:43 pm

We are surrounded by the insane and masses of dumbasses. I guess we’re in some sort of asylum.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  USA Cowboy
March 3, 2024 12:24 pm

Sometimes I just sits and thinks……..and other times I just sits.
-Mohammad Ali

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Muscledawg
March 3, 2024 6:07 pm

Well, at least he could think sometimes……

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 8:57 pm

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Tainan
Tainan
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 12:32 pm

Goddamn filthy nigger savage

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 8:58 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 8:58 pm

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Rise Up
Rise Up
  USA Cowboy
March 2, 2024 10:10 am

I’ve got this one saved on my desktop–the full figured version of the same picture. Something about that look in her eyes…

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
March 3, 2024 5:59 am

She may be nuts, but she was gorgeous as hell

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 8:58 pm

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USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 8:59 pm

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Texas Khaan
Texas Khaan
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 11:01 pm

FedJudge sez Texas can’t lawfully defend against the invasion, only the FedGov can do so, except FedGov fails to do anything but assist the invading horde.
TREASON IS THE REASON,
I MUST INSIST,
NOW IS THE SEASON,
PATRIOTS MUST ONCE AGAIN RESIST!

USA Cowboy
USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 9:00 pm

Cannot say this strongly enough
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I got a name
I got a name
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 10:12 pm

Undocumented is now too harsh and offensive…. they’re trying to force the term “newcomers”.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  I got a name
March 2, 2024 8:57 am

Actually the term is “new voters”.

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  I got a name
March 4, 2024 12:41 am

Actually, I’ve heard the term, “undocumented american”!!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  USA Cowboy
March 1, 2024 11:59 pm

I prefer the term criminal trespassers

Matman
Matman
  Anonymous
March 3, 2024 6:10 pm

I prefer the term “Deportee”……..as in “When Trump gets in it will be Deportee Season”

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