The funeral business is booming. And not because of Covid

Guest Post by Alex Berenson

How bad is the rise in mortality?

So bad funeral companies are starting to worry.

Today Service Corporation International, the largest for-profit funeral operator in North America, had its quarterly earnings call. SCI had another great quarter, you’ll be pleased to hear! So far in 2022 the company has made almost $500 million in profits – and its stock rose more than 10 percent today after its earnings report.

(Death is your best investment!)

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OBAMA’S IDOL DIES

Our own communist president is overcome with grief this morning at the passing of a murdering dictator that kept his people impoverished for half a century with his communist economic policies.

You know a person’s true nature by their actions. Obama did not attend Margaret Thatcher’s or Antonin Scalia’s funerals. Too busy with golf outings. If he attends Fidel Castro’s funeral, you will know him for what he is.


MY KIND OF FUNERAL

China has toxic smog, a massive stock and real estate bubble, the worst corruption in the world, dreadful poverty for hundreds of millions, and an economy in freefall. But they are focused on stopping strip shows at funerals. It sounds like their priorities are misplaced. I certainly would be more likely to go to the funeral of someone I didn’t care for, if I got to see a strip show. I think this is a great business concept. I’ll be contacting llpoh to bankroll my new business venture. Stuck could be our pimp.

China cracks down on funeral striptease

Published: Apr 24, 2015 1:26 a.m. ET

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HONG KONG (MarketWatch) — In rural China, funerals often feature young women performing a striptease for the guests, seen as a way to get more people to attend. But as common as the practice is, the government isn’t happy about it.

The Ministry of Culture announced Thursday on its website that it will launch a strict crackdown on the “illegal but common” strip shows at countryside funerals, as such shows “degrade social values.”

The ministry said its push had already resulted in two raids on such funerals, with police detaining the events’ managers and charging them with “organizing obscene shows,” punishable by up to 10 years in prison.

A Wednesday report by the Beijing News newspaper said in some rural areas, people use “sexy and stimulating” entertainment to draw more guests to the funeral and as a way to indicate family prosperity.

Nor are such shows tame — funeral striptease services typically cost over 2,000 yuan ($320) per show, often a high price for a rural family, and the groups offering these shows compete with each other by “pushing the limit” in order to drum up future business, according to a 2006 special video report by China’s Central Television.

A report by the Tencent Holdings news-portal site earlier this week criticized the practice as representing a “culture deficit” in rural China due to a lack of other cultural and recreational activities. It also blamed local officials for giving “tacit permission” for such illegal shows.