Number 1 Best Seller!! Da Boy who done met Jeebus! Ohhh. Ahhh. Praise de Lawd, Halleluiah!!
516 5-star reviews on Amazon!
“As I read this book very critically, I sobbed. Reading the words that Alex says gave me chills. I would recommend this book to anyone that wants to see a minuscule glimpse of heaven through the eyes of a 6 year old boy.” ——- says Denise
“Such a great book that makes you a true believer in Heaven.” —- says Lynn K Fisher
“God’s power and love for Alex and his family and anyone who chooses to have faith is truly amazing!” —— says Firsttimer
Why such outstanding ratings? DETAILS, baby!! I mean, what does the Bible REALLY tell us about Satan? Nuthin! What kind of clothes does he wear? Is he buff … does he work out? What about his dental plan? Bupkus! Who needs the Bible when the kid actually done saw de debil for himself? Here, listen up, you ignoramuses;
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“The devil’s mouth is funny looking, with only a few moldy teeth. And I’ve never noticed any ears. His body has a human form, with two bony arms and two bony legs. He has no flesh on his body, only some moldy stuff. His robes are torn and dirty. I don’t know about the color of the skin or robes—it’s all just too scary to concentrate on these things!”
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That’s pure Gold, baby!!
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TWENTY THREE MILLION VIEWS!!! Now you too can see it! Here!! Let the tears flow freely. Bask in God’s awesome love. Allow yourselves to be blessed, you heathen somsabitchezz!!
Sniffle, sniffle, whiffle, piffle. Not a dry eye in da House.
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