U.S. — After John Durham’s newly released report confirmed the Trump-Russia collusion narrative was entirely fabricated, several notable media figures admitted they lied to the American people for 3 years but promised that they’re totally telling the truth about everything else.
“I would never lie to the American people. Except for that one time. That doesn’t count,” said CBS News Anchor Scott Pelley. “Just look at how serious and trustworthy my face is. Look at my sincere gaze as I stare soulfully into the camera and deliver my prepared lines with the gravitas of a real truth-teller. Come on!”
