“If I were a ….” Who does it better?

Shirley Q Liquor?

Or, Tevye?

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Feedback Request:  This is my first Stucky-Sunday attempt. I purposely did not submit too many “daily news” items … because we have that during the other six days … and, I thought a “break” from that might be in order.  Was that the right decision? Or, would you rather have more true news type stuff? TIA.