I posted this recipe from my dear but departed mother-in-law Tillie several years ago. I’ve changed it slightly to conform to TBP standards of gloom and doom about EVERYTHING.
—-2 CUPS BEANS (soaked overnight). I use the 15-bean variety to insure I inject as many GM legumes into my body as I possibly can.
DRAIN AND WASH BEANS, ADD 2 QTS WATER, AND HAM BONE. Check to make sure the pigs have been fattened properly with GM grains prior to being slaughtered.
—-ADD: 2 TSP SALT, 3 STALKS GM CELERY CHOPPED, 2 BAY LEAVES, 1/2 TSP THYME, AND 1/2 TBL PARSLEY. SIMMER 2 HRS COVERED. REMOVE HAM FROM BONE AND DISCARD BONE.
—-ADD: 16 OR 32 OZ CAN WHOLE TOMATOES (I USE A ONE-POUND GM TOMATO THAT’S AS BIG AS A FUCKING PUMPKIN), 1/2 TSP RED PEPPER, 2 GM CHOPPED ONIONS, AND 2 CLOVES GM GARLIC WHICH LOOK LIKE POTATOES. SIMMER TWO MORE HOURS UNCOVERED.
—-ADD: 2 CHICKEN BREASTS CHOPPED. I use saline-injected chicken breasts which have been fed a steady diet of smashed GM corn kernels as big as a fucking silver dollar. ALSO 1 LB HOT ITALIAN SAUSAGE CHOPPED. Be sure the sausage contains enough GM shit to send the calorie count beyond 1,000 per ounce. SIMMER 30 MINUTES.
Makes enough soup to ensure nose hair will form big black clumps in your nostrils within 30 days or your money back.
Now take this recipe and open a restaurant in Meca SA. Sure to be a big hit.
That would be Mecca. I wouldn’t want to offend those people by a misspelling.
Well, that does explain the email I got from Mrs. SSS concerning your 3rd testicle.
Thanks for the recipe, SSS. I hate to admit it, but I can’t cook worf shit.
There really should be a Like button on posts — this would probably garner a record.
SSS…is that soup gluten free?
What??? No GM modified beer to put in this recipe?
Really though, who wants beer, that what civilized us heathens long ago to change and be patented by that what did not create the ingredients?
Did Monsanto invent wheat or corn?
No. I understand the reason why they modified these things, bugs, bus wont eat Monsanto GM crops, it kills them, humans not so much, or much more slowly. That Monsanto is wanting blanket protection NOW worries me
But allowing blanket protection to ANY company that modifies crops is just WRONG
This opens the doors to such things as letting BP do whatever the hell they want with no repercussions whatsoever.
SSS
That’s priceless. I hope Tillie got as good a chuckle as I did.
Gayle
Thanks. Good to see you have a sense of humor, even though we may disagree about GMOs.
As for Tillie getting a chuckle, I’m sure she would have, but she left our company 13 years ago. She was a born and bred farm girl and one of the most gentle, kind and caring human beings I’ve ever known. I was one lucky son-in-law, and I still miss her.
Age of Limits 2013 Podcasts on the Diner
The Albert Bates The Global Ecovillage Movement lecture from Age of Limits 2013 Conference held over Memorial Day Weekend is currently UP through Saturday.
Go to the Age of Limits 2013 board, the Podcast thread.
http://www.doomsteaddiner.org/forum/index.php?topic=1433.0
After this, I am going to more or less follow the actual schedule the lectures followed. Haniel got about 8 or so I think, including both of Gail’s.
RE